Talk you so much for waiting, and now here is your reward! Or Punishment if you prefer!
On the Preshow was a 6-person tag againstBIFF TANNEN KM, Laurel Van Ness, and Kongo Kong vs Allie, Braxton Sutter and Shera. A decent opener, but only because Shera was not part of the ended result. Faces won.
To the main show itself, and we had a four company tag match for the GFW Championship. Laredo Kid and Garza from CRASH! Wrestling!, Marufuji and Ichimori from NOAH, TNA'S own champions LAX And Drago and Hijo del Phantasma from AAA. So glad to see triple a wrestlers on english tv without listening to Dave Bradshaw and Alex Shane, to those outside Britain, here is a reference you can easily understand!
On the Preshow was a 6-person tag against
To the main show itself, and we had a four company tag match for the GFW Championship. Laredo Kid and Garza from CRASH! Wrestling!, Marufuji and Ichimori from NOAH, TNA'S own champions LAX And Drago and Hijo del Phantasma from AAA. So glad to see triple a wrestlers on english tv without listening to Dave Bradshaw and Alex Shane, to those outside Britain, here is a reference you can easily understand!
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| "YOU KNOW THOSE RADIO ADS WHERE 2 ACTORS WITH ANNOYING VOICES YABBER BACK AND FORTH? THAT'S WHO WE HIRED TO COMMENTATE AAA IN BRITAIN! |
Anyway this match was fucking amazing the crowd was so into this! But in the end Lax won. with Konnan on the mic after claiming new blood will join his cause! MYSTERIOUS...BUT NOT REALLY!
D' Angelo Williams should never get into a wrestling ring again! Botching a table spot hard, missing the table by a country mile and nearly KILLING! Chris Adonis in the process! then after the match Moobs and GOBSHITE FROM NFL! Attacked Eli Drake and put him through a table for no reason!
Clearly Moobs read from the "How to be a Wrestling Face" book by Roman Reigns!
Ethan Midcarder the Turd defeated Cowboy James Storm on a night that was symbolic of every piece of Impact was absorbed into Global Force!
Ethan Midcarder the Turd defeated Cowboy James Storm on a night that was symbolic of every piece of Impact was absorbed into Global Force!
NEXT WAS JOSH MATTHEWS/STEINER VS BORASH/PARK WHICH I WILL DO A FULL PLAY BY PLAY ON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!
YOUR COMPANY DESERVES TO BE CANNIBALISED BY A FUCKING GOLD SHOP!
Next was a Mixed Tag Not-TLC! Against Angelina Love and Davy Richards and Alisha and Eddie Edwards! That Spot where Love Forced a cup of Thumbtacks down his throat? that was uncomfortable television! But the Faces won despite all that brutality! IT WAS GOOD!
2 out of 3 falls match for the x division championship was next and the crowd was straight down the middle for both Dutt the Champion and Lowki the Challenger. the match was just as even but When Lowki went to the well too much and it cost him
Finally the 2 unification matches. I have never seen a finish where a sleeper was put on a wrestler using green mist was forced to gag on it, only for it to droll on the proponent's hand were a punch by the hand covered in the corrosive substance go the win. Sienna is your Unified Global force women's champion. And Alberto El Patron won against Bobby Lashley who's reign has being Godly for all of this past year!
Well, that's it!
See you next month for Summerslam. BIG FIERY LOVE SPUDS! Results will be up on my tumblr page next Monday! Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
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