Hello, Eamonn here again. Sorry if it seems like it's being a while, Because it really is! I'm waiting for World of Sport to arrive, which may now be after the World Cup. Impact is aggressively pushing it's app! (#FUCKTHATAPP!) Instead of televising impact at a decent enough time! So until then, I am only focusing on the shows that matter! Unfortunately, The way wwe is showing it's product has being baffling, cringeworthy and embarrassing!
(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING ORDER OF IMPORTANCE!)
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) VS NAKAMURA
As great as the feud as being, we all know if you break out the gimmick match it means the rivalry ends with this being the final chapter.
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS (C) VS ELIAS
The only thing holding together Raw is the IC championship. With Raw's champion using the Uninversal belt as a beer-coaster in some hunting Lodge in Minnesota, and The current Ic champion not fucking off to make dvd movies, Seth Rollins is doing what Miz SHOULD have done...become the locker room leader in Brock's Absense, ok so Miz was that too,...EVENTUALLY! But still fucking off to hollywood with both belts not contested left a bad taste that will never wash away! As of right now the Midcard on Raw could not be stronger. Elias is so over it's like he was a different man from nxt! This match may steal the show!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS (CLEANLY OR BY DQ!)
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
NIA JAX (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY
How stilted was Ronda's promo this week on raw, my fucking Goodness! Also who is the face and who is the heel?
MONEY ON: YOU HAD YEARS TO MAKE NIA LOOK LIKE A POWERHOUSE, SO WHY START NOW? RONDA ROUSEY, EASY!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
CARMELLA (C) VS ASUKA
WINNER: ASUKA...BY DQ! BECAUSE WE NEED TO EXTEND THE MISERY FURTHER!
(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING ORDER OF IMPORTANCE!)
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) VS NAKAMURA
As great as the feud as being, we all know if you break out the gimmick match it means the rivalry ends with this being the final chapter.
MONEY ON: SHINSUKE!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS (C) VS ELIAS
The only thing holding together Raw is the IC championship. With Raw's champion using the Uninversal belt as a beer-coaster in some hunting Lodge in Minnesota, and The current Ic champion not fucking off to make dvd movies, Seth Rollins is doing what Miz SHOULD have done...become the locker room leader in Brock's Absense, ok so Miz was that too,...EVENTUALLY! But still fucking off to hollywood with both belts not contested left a bad taste that will never wash away! As of right now the Midcard on Raw could not be stronger. Elias is so over it's like he was a different man from nxt! This match may steal the show!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS (CLEANLY OR BY DQ!)
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
NIA JAX (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY
How stilted was Ronda's promo this week on raw, my fucking Goodness! Also who is the face and who is the heel?
MONEY ON: YOU HAD YEARS TO MAKE NIA LOOK LIKE A POWERHOUSE, SO WHY START NOW? RONDA ROUSEY, EASY!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
CARMELLA (C) VS ASUKA
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| EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF CARMELLA LEARNING HOW TO RUN THE ROPES! |
PRE SHOW... THOUGHT WERE GETTING RID OF THEM BECAUSE THE PPVS ARE ALL 5HOURS LONG!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS VS THE CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS!
No thought or effort went in here so WHO CARES?
DUAL BRANDED MALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR A CONTRACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S BRAND CHAMPION
BALOR VS ROODE VS STROWMAN VS OWENS VS MIZ VS SAMOA JOE VS RUSEV VS TBA (KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E!)
If I was in WWE creative, I would make someone from Raw win the money in the bank so that way we have an out to when Brock gets bored of his shiny-shiny, and drops it to BLOW-MAN! We have someone to look forward to rebuild raw! But that won't happen! It won't be Owens because, Vince is harping on about Owens' Weight.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE MAN WHO HAS BEING SHOVING ROMAN DOWN OUR THROATS, IS ALSO TELLING OWENS WHAT TO SHOVE DOWN HIS!
MONEY ON: FANTASY BOOKING SIGHTS ARE GIVING THE 2-1 ODDS TO....
GOBSHITE FROM MTV, WITH A TITLE REIGN NEXT YEAR!
....
BUT WHAT'S THAT? CREATIVE ARE PLANNING TO RELIGHT THE MIZ/ BRYAN FEUD AFTER MITB?
DUAL BRANDED FEMALE MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH FOR THE CONTACT FOR A TITLE SHOT ON WINNER'S FEMALE BRAND CHAMPION!
CHARLOTTE VS BECKY VS EMBER VS ALEXA VS NATTIE VS NAOMI VS SASHA VS...THE TAPEWORM?
Well, shit! looks like Lana is gonna die in a ladder match!
Money on: Becky and Charlotte will turn on each other, and becky will turn heel, Sasha will be screwed by Bayley (PROVIDED IF CREATIVE DO SOMETHING WITH THIS STUPID FEUD!)
Leaving a short-list of Alexa, Ember, but Nattie turning on Ronda? You can throw that ball and run with it!
DANIEL BRYAN VS BIG FASCIST!
"Educated", yet you support the Cunt With Red Combover! Sad!
Money on: Daniel Bryan!
RO
MAN
REIGNS VS JINDER MAHAL!
IF THIS GUY'S NAME SPRINGS UP DURING TAKING ABOUT THIS SHITTY MATCH, IMAGINE HOW LOUD IT WILL BE ON SUNDAY, SPEAKING OF SHITTY MATCHES!
TRUMP SUPPORTING FORMER SOLDIER TO FIGHT WELL LIKED MUSLIM MAN FOR NO REASON, NEWS AT 11!
No really, what is this match?
Is it Political?
Is it a really bad litmus test on where Bobby is booed and cheered?
Is Vince just trying to make Sami Leave wwe?
JUST WHAT IS THIS?
MONEY ON: BOBBY LASHLEY...AND HE WILL BE BOOED OUT OF THE BUILDING!
So that's it!
I'm going to have a cry in the shower, now!
Don't expect this results post on Monday to Sugarplums and Rainbows!
You can follow my Despondent Irish Ass on twitter @RealEnli. But until Monday,
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!
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