Monday, October 8, 2018

WWE SUPER SHOWDOWN: A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

So it has come to October. The Light is turned off, The Sticks put away, the Table is flipped and the Curtains are closed. The last card is Dealt, the last order delivered and the last horse has made it over the finish line.

As i plan to walk home and put my feet up in some comfy slippers, I have one last thing to do...Review Super Showdown, my last review of 2018!

Australians are a very huge fanbase and were loud through-out! The opener was the smackdown tag title match against The New day and The Bar, The trio of champions repped by Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston Tonight, and this seldom seen teaming won with a new finisher, and Backstabber into Surfboard stretch/Double foot stomp!

Becky lost the Smackdown Women's match by dq, after She hit Charlotte Flair with the belt to escape the Figure 8 . If the idea was to make Charlotte likable, it didn't help that she screamed "My Title!" in a Gollum Voice!

Next was Elias and Kevin Owens job to...I MEAN VERSUS! John Cena and Bobby Lashley. John Cena has being hitting the bottle of Just For Men real hard, And they both Cena back just so he can reveal...A SIXTH MOVE OF DOOM, Some Weird Punch that have a Mandarin name, That made me Hungry!

WAIT THE SHIITE-CONICS ACTUALLY WON A MATCH?
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Also one thing i noticed is that when asuka's ring-gear gets exposed to the Blacklight of Naomi's entrance it looks like Asuka is only dancing in just a thong and garters!
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The WWE championship was intense, if a little too long! It all started with a staredown after the long walk to the ring by Joe was cut off by Aj's music. So EITHER it was an ad lib but both men had a staredown until my met and brawled each other. Samoa Joe and Aj styles put out all the stops, even breaking out the Spiral Tap, The Island Driver and The Muscle Buster! Still Styles Retains!

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"And then Nikki Said "So What if I broke up with John?, I got this job from my own merits!"
Also The Riott Squad deserves better!

And AFTER THAT we had the reason this crowd was all here, to see the Hometown Boy, Buddy Murphy do good as he faced Cedric Alexander for the Cruiserweight Title! They gave this match a good 10 minutes. After Murphy's Law the Aussie crowd exploded!

That meant that the crowd was just spent over the next matches, Dean teased turning on his shield brothers but trolled us all, Bryan quickly pinned GOBSHITE FROM MTV! SO We could have all the time put to the Main event -HUNT-UH VERSUS-UH UND-UH TAK-UH! FUH THE LAST TIME EV-UH!
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This match so plodding and slow-paced, i could not keep my attention on it! All the air was released in that catharsis that was the Cruiserweight championship match that nothing was ever going to top that! oh and triple h won but Undertaker and Kane attacked him, and Shawn Michaels and we all know what the main event on the Saudi Propaganda show now is!

Well 2018, THAT'S IT!
I will not have another post here til The Predictions post for the Royal Rumble. I will have reviews of the 1000th smackdown, Evolution and (Maybe?)  Survivor Series on my Tumblr Page, enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com. I will NOT be reviewing Crown Jewel due to Polictial Beliefs! But until 2019 This blog is locked-down. Please show you continued support by reading the posts and follow me on Twitter @RealEnli 

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