Tuesday, May 21, 2019

THE T-SHIRT COMPANY DOUBLE OR NOTHING: The British get Double and the Irish GET NOTHING!

(ITV REPRESENTED BY IT'S DEMOGRAPHIC)
VIRGIN MEDIA REPRESENTED BY A GOOGLE IMAGE FROM THE SEARCH FOR "IRISH LAPDOG!"
ME AND THE REST OF IWC REPRESENTED BY?/??
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"YEAH, SO WE ARE GOIN' TO PUT DOUBL AH NUFFIN' ON ITV BOX OFFICE HD FER ONE NIGHT, NO REPEATS AND EXCLUSIVELY ON A CHANNEL DAT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN IRELAND OR STANDARD DEFINITION!
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OH MASTER, YOU ARE SO GREAT...BUT WAIT A MINUTE AREN'T WE GETTING THE TV RIGHTS FROM ITV, WE ALWAYS GET YOUR PROGRAMMES FROM ITV!
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NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOU IT!, PRETEND FER ONCE, THAT YOU 'AV YER OWN IDENTITY! WOT'Z DAT NOISE OUTSIDE?
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"IRISH IWC RIGHT NOW!"
Yeah I will watch buy-in because i won't be ABLE TO WATCH DOUBLE OR NOTHING LIVE, AND NEITHER WILL A GOOD PORTION OF IRISH PEOPLE! I KNOW STARTING COMPANIES HAVE TEETHING PROBLEMS AND THIS BRITISH DEAL WAS ONLY INKED LAST MONTH, BUT COME ON! SAD TO SAY, BUT IRELAND DOES NOT HAVE IT'S OWN CABLE SERVICE WE PIGGY-BACK ON THE BRITISH SERVICES, SO TO PUT IN ON A CHANNEL NOT AVAILABLE FOR ALL, I DON'T WANT TO USE A WORD AS STRONG "SNUB"....
BUT YEAH ITV HAS SNUBBED A WHOLE A NATION! 
BUT THIS MOCKERY COMES FROM A PLACE OF LOVE AND A GLIMMER OF HOPE, BY THE TIME TUESDAY NIGHT DYNAMITE COMES IN THE WINTER, HOPEFULLY THIS DOES NOT BECOME A RECURRING THING!

Well, I think that's one more can of worms That I wanted to Open today!
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CREDITS
Mob scene Property of 20TH Century Fox 

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