I have being avoiding Spoilers Since Sunday,Almost impossible because Premier FORGOT! to tell have their PR guys Tell SKY the listings have changed! They only acknowledged that This and Hard to Kill was on Premier sports this week...YESTERDAY!
3 days til hard to Kill lets start the Set-up now!
The Bulk of this event is the Super X cup Tournament and with no Crowd the wind deflated from the sails of this event too Quickly, Not helped by the wrestlers doing 2 (and in the case of the finalists, 3) exact copies of their entrances. it was like watching a wwe video game! So first match was some dip in the Suicide costume and no it's not TJP-TJP IS MANIK, AKA JOCKSTRAP FACE AGAIN! Manik of course being the Suicide Gimmick re-imagined so if Manik faced Sui-SHITE, Would the world be swallowed up by a Black Hole? So anyway even though it looks like Mad man Fulton slipped knux to Ace Austen, Austen won cleanly...which make me wonder why the hell did they do a close up of Fulton puts his hands into Austen's like he slipped a weapon?
Second match was unsigned Blake Christian vs The also unsigned KC Navarro. Blake Christian look like a daywalker and KC Navarro seemingly bathes in Tango. Seriously the last time i saw a person that orange it was telling people to drink Bleach! they introduced themselves in interview's. Blake is an underdog face who sound's like a bored teenage girl and Navarro is bigging himself up as a cocky Millennial heel, who has preening and facials down pat. Finish was Blake Knocking out KC with a Buckle bomb so dangerous, even Seth Rollins would call him out! Followed by a twisting Splash!
Despite a technical Display by Daivari he was no match for the power game of Cousin Jake, who is going it alone, since Cody Deaner joined Eric Young!
Crazzy Steve beat Tre Lamarr, who we are told was trained by Johnny Gargano. who wrestled as interesting as Johnny Sameface looks!, this was a squash!
Second round straight away, and despite turning the Fold into a foldaway Powerbomb, The numbers game was too much for Jake. Ace Austen continues.
Steve and Blake have the same problem: they can allow work a match one way against opponents there size and after seeing them already, I've seen everything they do. And it being in an empty arena really didn't help matters! Blake won, and didn't write any notes as i thought this was gonna be a squash match!
MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
Jordynne Grace and Jazz may not be in the tournament for the women's tag belts in mere days time, but before she bows out Jazz, who's list of accomplishment are as long as my lifespan, faced her former partner in a spirited sportsperson-ship match. It was a great match with both looking great. Both matched power, both had good back back and forth, the only thing wrong was the finish, the fucking rollup by Grace! a dirty rotten move in a face-vs face match, where one is retiring and ended post-match with a hug and no heel turn by Jordynne
#BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!
Austen wins the Super X cup without help from Fulton, so he will face Jockstrap face in the future
I QUIT MATCH Between Moose and Willie Mack was an Angle and a shitty one at that, World's champion Rich Swann came out to tell Moose to stop hurting his friend, because mack's arm was bleeding heavily and Moose Replied he wants a shoot as the title. Swann agrees and Moose...QUITS IN A QUIT MATCH DESPITE BEING THE AGGRESSOR!
....SIGH!
I WAS TOO SAY THAT THE SHOW ON SATURDAY WILL BE BETTER BUT THAT SHOW HAS A WRESTLER FIGHTING HIMSELF ON PPV!
I will see you On Monday with all the fallout and hopefully Hard to Kill isn't Hard To Watch!
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