Usually I would, do a post breaking down the roster pages of Raw and Smackdown. Until wwe Did it for me, In the laziest way possible. Everyone's Name Alphabetically, With no Consideration of Title, Division or Role. Just 2 Reams of Text on the wwe Twitter page, that was launched into my TL. After days of writing the Roster review as it happened to launch for Today. So Instead I will go through the Winners and Losers of the 2 Rosters. Keep in Mind those Staying put with no changes will not be Talked about.
RAW WINNERS
AUSTIN THEORY: Raw didn't Draft Theory: They SAVED Theory! No longer Playing the Surrogate Stupid Son In Papa "Smurf" Johnny Gargano's Sitcom. Theory made a name for himself by Talking out Jeff Hardy. True Hardy has seen better days, But Taking out any Former world champion is how you make a name for yourself!
GABLE STEVESON: The Olympic Gold Medalist is a true Free Agent, or was as He was drafted straight to RAW. A great coup for wwe.
THE WOMEN'S DIVISION (WITH THE EXPECTION OF CAMEL-TOE-MELLA AND NIA ANTI-VAX!) We are getting Liv, Zelina, Becky, Mia Yim and Tegan Nox Joining Doudrop and Rhea. In a more Diverse Roster. Even If we have to listen to Corey (Golden) Shower Carmella with Praise.
RAW LOSERS
KEVIN OWENS: Kevin is just counting down the days to his contract being up. and no directly under Senile Vince, The chances of him resigning is now low!
THE TAG DIVISION: Jinder's team of Cronies are now split, as are T-bar and Mace. For everyone else it's just same shit, different day
ANYONE IN LEFT IN CATERING: YES, REGGIE THE WINE CLOWN IS STILL THE 24/7 CATERING CHAMPION AND THE CATERING CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL A THING!
SETH ROLLINS: THE VISIONARY OF DRIP, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NAME?
THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV! IF HE HAD STAYED ON MTV AND NOT TRY TO BANKRUPT WWE BY BEING THE MOST PATHETIC CHOICE FOR CHAMPION, HE WOULD STILL WIND UP ON DANCING D-LISTERS!
SMACKDOWN WINNERS:
THE BLOODLINE: Roman and the Usos, flanked by Paul Heyman is the best thing on Smackdown. The Interview when the usos Remained on smackdown, but Kevin Patrick accusing Paul of using his powers to also Negotiate Brock as a free agent was gold!
THE HIGH TO MIDCARD: Drew, Cesaro, Mustafa Ali, The New day, Sheamus, Swerve, Ricochet, and Gulak? Even if you don't Book Gulak properly, that's a strong foundation.
XIA LI: FINALLY XIA CAN RUB THE SMELL OF THE 10, 000 YEAR OLD DRAGON LEGEND OFF HER. I KNOW THERE WAS A REASON SHE WAS OFF TV!
SMACKDOWN LOSERS
ANGEL GARZA AND HUMBERTO CARILLO: Evil Mexican coming to Fox. It must be a Mandate!
HIT ROW:Evil African American Rappers coming to Fox. It must be a Mandate! Also, with exception of Swerve, The rest of them Are NOT! ready. Adonis, has Potential, Top Dolla Has BEEF!, But B-Fab is Black Carmella!
AALIYAH: NOT READY!
THE NEW CHARLOTTE DIVISION: With the exception of Toni Storm or Possibly Natayla, Do you really see Aaliyah or Shitzi Blackfart doing 5 minutes competitive with Charlotte?
KING NAKAMURA: With the King of the ring Back , I'm Hoping wwe has something for Shin to fall back on!
The Tag division: see raw tag division!
RIDGE HOLLAND'S NON REACTION: DID YOU HEAR THE CROWD LAST NIGHT, THEY DIDN'T SAY BOO, THEY SAID "WHO?"
SAMI ZAYN PICKED LAST! bUT vINCE mCMAHON iS nOT bOOKING hIS pOLICTICAL aGENDA wHEN hE bOOKS sAMI!
So that's the Draft done for one year. And it will come into effect, on friday after the Saudi Blood money show. And that may be it for wrestling til the Rumble. If you wan't to follow me on Twitter if you want links to my other Reviews and blogs, or just me tweeting about idiots on gameshows, follow me on Twitter @RealEnli.
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