Sabaru didn't want to have a second Human on her planet.
But when news spread that Joe-Jack killed SatanicOstrich with a bullet made from Contrivium, an alloy that does not follow the laws of Reality, gifted by those All knowing Bastards the Cosmic Entities. She needed to acquire the powers for herself.
And that was the plan!
There is no such Weapon! Nothing exists to kill a world's designated Satan. A Satan is noble cause, if from world to world they differ from Greater Good Antihero to played straight as Pure Evil.
SatanicOstrich simply used an illusion to create a body to take the blow. And for it's next trick, how about possessing Joe-Jack body without taking away his Autonomy. (Though it may increase his intelligence) he left Mammie in front of the television with all her food and amenities at hand, til he returned, if he was, or if the Elderly woman would notice.
A week passed and a shuttlecraft descended into earth's airspace. A door opened and a ramp slide out, the ship was completely automated an contained... things, living things that the windowless shuttle with not light source could not, make out what they were but weren't human, but were still in their seats. As he sat down, he realized why, as a stabbing pinch was felt in his neck, and felling of Numbness took over. To make his panic worse. A Robotic Voice without any warmth to it spoke.
ATTENTION:
DUE TO PROTOCOL ON LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL, WE ARE NOW IMPLEMENTING MANDATORY CYROGENIC HOMEOSTASIS. THE LIQUID NITROGEN PROCESS WILL BEGIN IN 5 SECONDS.
Feeling his body losing its grip on reality, his mind darted to memories of Eighties Lad, Edwin, Rage...ok before he was turned into Rage! How his existence as a The teams Temporal Fish out of Water! How once Edwin was just a tourist who couldn't make up his mind what Ice-cream to buy, so to get his own frozen treat, he threw the American tourist in the freezer out of annoyance. What he didn't know, was he would be frozen alive for 4 decades. Know he felt what he felt, the terror, walls closing in, not knowing the next time you open your eyes, you'll see you loved ones, or at least, the love ones you have left!
And soon Silence.
ATTENTION SIGNEES.
WE HAVE REACHED PLANET HARMONIS.
THE ANTIDOTE TO THE SEDATIVE WILL BE ADMINISTERED SHORTLY.
"H-hey! Y-You a human, R-right?
-HUH? WHO'S TALKIN? WHERE DA FUQ AM I?
Joe-jack's Eyes adjusted to the bright lights of the ship, In front of him was a girl. Or at least a young teenage female, Something! If anything it looked like a humanoid Deer with a fringed Brunette Bowl Cut that Ended with a Braid tied with Beads and Seashells, She wore a Sports Bra Top with an Opened Demin Jacket with Native American Etchings on the Back. Under her slightly Paunchy Belly a Skintone of a different shade of Brown (had she disguised herself as a human, she would have Passed as Asian) , a Demin Shorts with a Dreamcatcher Hanging off a White Belt that Rested a Headdress Themed Buckle, she was Barefoot with her Feet ending in hooves. She was Holding a Bodkin full of Arrows and Joe-Jack Noticed she had Small antlers escaping from the crown of Mousey hair. Slowly his Compariots stirred from sleep also. The Airlock opened and Spider Camera Drones Scurried towards the Signees, one Drone to each.
"YOU WILL NOW BE SCANNED FOR MAGIC ENERGIES. YOU HAVE BEING SEPARATED FROM OTHER SIGNEES, DUE TO COMING FROM CULTURES AND PLANETS WITH NO ABILITIES THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED MAGIC. NOTE THAT FAILING THE SCAN WILL LEAD TO DISMISSAL AND THAT PLANET LOSING LEAGUE FUNDING!
"OH Shit" Joe-Jack thought
"WE ARE REALLY FUCKED IF YOU REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON!"
And sure enough Joe-Jack failed the Scan. But....
SPECIAL EXCEPTION PROTOCOL APPROVED! FAILURE OF TEST BY HUMAN SUBJECT MATCHES PARAMETERS OF CONTRIVIUM! ACCESS GRANTED.
Breathing a Sigh of Relief, the Group ventured to a large market Place where The Harmonians played Music and cheered as Sabaru greeted her new Signees. on each side, the Dog Drones recorded the procession.
"It is with great thankfulness that the world is blessed with more Heroes that will spread our message of Hope throughout the universe! Ever since the Heavenscar, we convinced on our separate worlds, that we were all alone, But took, Ironically enough the Multiverse to break, to bring us Together, to unite the every sentient lifeform on this Universe that came before others, Our Universe-1! But that is not so say the universe is not fractured, I MYSELF AM A REFUGEE from a Universe breed of segregation and Cruelty. And other Universes bleed into ours just as Cruel.
Thankfully, Human, Elf, Orc, Demon, Vampire, Lycan and as one of your Very own, Our First Harmonian, Young Peryton of the Deer-like! are her with our other heroes to Spread the light of hope over the Horizon!"
the Crowd cheered and a few Natives Put flower Crowns on the new Arrivals. Sabaru quickly vanished.
"Shit! where did she go!" Said Joe-jack in annoyance as he turned to see the teenaged deer-girl ooking at him pleadingly.
"H-hey! y-you didn't a-a-answer my question, Y-YOU'RE A HUMAN? R-RIGHT?"
-AND WHAT IS IT TO YA?
I want to show you my parents florists....
....I'm sure it's Noice but i Just got dese flowers fer free so i ain't gonna flowers no matta 'ow cheap dey iz?
I won't take no for a answer! She said, her shutter disappearing with an mean attitude
....FINE!
They went to a quaint little Flowershop. But Joe-Jack knew something was up when Peryton knocked on the back door, a Gorilla Humanoid came out and towered over the Them Both.
"Did you come a flower Delivery?"
"Only If They are Grown in Native Soil"
"COME IN"
Joe-jack was brought in a back room filled with Weapons and Strategic Maps, and More alarmingly, blackboard with gambit's to kill Eamonn.
Welcome, Human... Said Peryton with confidence. "To the Resistance!"
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