I INTERRUPT MY SCHEDULED REVIEWING AND DRAFTING OF UNCHARTED...To bring you a Taste Test in a limited edition flavour...one that has being doing the rounds up and down our green little Island of Ireland and It's Something that is making People think Mr Tayto should be given A White Coat with long Sleeves and Instead of a Trip to Taytoland, should instead be given a permanent holiday in a Rubber Room!
Fizzy cola Bottle Crisps!
But lets not act like this is a once off!
Combining Salty ingredients with Confectionery is not a new concept! I LOVE! Pretzels but covered in Chocolate? EVEN BETTER! Those of you who are 90'S Kids would remember Monster Munch Releasing a Vanilla Icecream Cone, Which Combined with the Spicy Monster Munch, tasted More akin to a Chai tea. It can work!
The Only Problem is, Combining Salt and Chocolate and Combining Vanilla, Ginger and Cinnamon are Culinary Axioms, with Centuries of Practice to be proven right. As far as we know, this is the first time Potato and Gelatin are Combined like this have we being missing a trick or are People right to be repulsed by this?
TAYTO FIZZY COLA BOTTLE CRISPS
Calorie Count: 525 per 42g Bag
Packaging: Metallic Pink with Red Outlines of cola bottles and bubbles. There are photos of a few crisps and cola bottles.
Opening the bag it smells like Cola, like someone poured a bottle into it as a mean spirited Joke.
Speaking of jokes, The crisps are Dotted with black Dots, no doubt the colour flavouring. I'll not saying you should, but if you put these in a bowl with some Crack Pepper Crisps, noone would tell the difference until they would taste them. And I'm sure your new best friends will know who are as they pound your face into Hamburger meat while you scream, "It's Just a Prank, Bro!"
Anyway enough Stalling!
let's eat!
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UGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DO I DO THE THINGS I DO?
I ate one crisp and really didn't get anything, It's when you eat more than One is when the flavour hits you like a truck!
The Cola has a Vinegar taste Under it that is very Unpleasant and It's Hard to explain, But Despite having no liquid ingredients at all, the texture of the crisps feel "Soggy" for some reason!
It there is only one Pro to this Disaster it would be this....
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T COMBINE COKE WITH CHEESE AND ONION!
Well, that it!
My 482th post is in books as my quest for 500 Posts Continues, I have to get back to drafting Uncharted for Boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com, but you can find me on Twitter on the Account, @RealEnli, though most of the time i'm posting about wrestling, playing hashtag games or texting my displeasure on Gameshows! But if That stirs your Porridge, swing on by! Occasionally i will tweet links to any review i have made, so year drop me a line and i will see you on the first Monday of September for Clash at the Castle results!
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