I didn't think I would be here today. I really thought wwe was going to do a Stupid thing and put the MITB Briefcase on L***n P**l. This is going to be a Short one because despite being four hours on this wrestling show, there was very little wrestling. Comes with the Territory of a PLE Centred around a Gimmick Match. so lets get to it.
Damien Priest wouldn't be my pick to win The men's MITB Ladder Match, that would be L.A. Knight, but considering the alternative that a Scam-Artist, Failed Child Actor would be a world's champion in 2023. Be thankful for small Mercies!
In a Turn of Events that Confused as well as Shocked People. Shayna Bazsler turned on Ronda Rousey after Ronda tagged herself in, leading to Shayna to knock out Rousey, Leading to Ronda, who was then abandoned to eat The Finishers from Raquel and Liv, The Happiest Giant Girl in the Whole USA And The Chicken Waitress are your WWE WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONS! I Wonder what Ronda Rousey might have said to Upset Shayna?
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Match of the Night, From the Hemp-addled Mind of the #NOMEANSNOBRO Himself, back in his old Teenage Hunting Ground, Matt Riddle faced Gunther in a Mat classic! Gunther is a beast but wrestles with all the acumen you'd expect of a technical Heel. Working the bandaged foot of Riddle. It was a great back and forward by the 2. But Gunther retains via the sleeper. The Austrian Anomaly is weeks from beating the Honky Tonk Man's Record. I say let him beat the record. But who will face Gunther next, to a huge pop, the Returning Drew McIntyre slapped Gunther and then Hit the Claymore Kick on the Champion.
Cody Rhodes Bet Dom. Because of course! Then Real Story was this was going to be the main event with the Idea that the show would end with Brock Appearing and destroying Rhodes during or after this match. So time had to made up and the Crowd still needed a Surprise....AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
Cena Came out to cut a promo and he got to the point of it after the Happy Talk. He wants to Bring Wrestlemania to London! That Guy From Vancouver who has bought a ringside seat since Wrestlemania 18 wanting his City to host Mania be like....
This brings out Greymeat Wanker! So ole' Greymeat! says Fuck Wrestlemania in London, they should go host Wrestlemania in Australia. He then Invites Cena to be on the Greyson Waller Effect, and Cena refuses so This 11 Stone Pencil Neck Weakling. Decks Cena with a punch from his noodle arm, and Cena ends the Segment with a Attitude Adjustment. I didn't think Cena would be here but if there is one Good thing about Cena that we can all agree on, Cena has always gone above and beyond as a company man!
It looks like Damage Control is being imploding before our very Eyes! In the Closing Minutes of the Match, Bayley threw Iyo Sky off the ladder, only for Iyo to get her Revenge, handcuffing Her leader to Becky Lynch in the rungs of a ladder, and to add insult to Injury, Climbed over Bayley to get her briefcase! Iyo is now Miss Money in The Bank.
Speaking of Imploding Factions, What is the Fate of the Judgement Day after Damian Priest made his Presence known during the World title #3 Match between Finn Balor and Seth Rollins. The Match itself was fine, it was a match we'll seen a million times before, the Finish was a bit lame, Finn got distracted when Priest, Sitting At Ringside, stood up, distracting Finn long enough to get Kerb Stomped!
And Finally, While not a Technical Bout, the "Bloodline Civil War" was A great showing of Emotion, Facials and Storytelling. The Usos Won, But Not only that, Roman was Pinned, the Man who holds the championship for more than 1000 days, who was last pinned by Baron Corbin. A glorified Job-Guy, who was demoted back to NXT just to get wins, Tasted defeated Saturday night. The Foundation is starting to crack, But when will This Ivory Tower fall? and who would be the one to do it?
Hopefully it would be before Payback, which will be the next time I see you all! Also Due to the Fuckery on Twitter, I will only be on twitter to post Links to my reviews. Starting today i will be giving my Mastodon account more love! Which can be followed on at @RealEnli@mastodon.world. I will be back over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com Tomorrow for my review of The Woman King, so I hope to see you there!
PEACE! (EXCEPT YOU, EEJIT-LON!)
EAMONN AKA ENLI!
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