Wednesday, May 29, 2024

REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024 SCHEDULE

 Hello Friends, Eamonn here with a Bumper review from you all, and why wouldn't it be?, When I am completely satisfied that everything I can do will be 90 percent of what is written below on this post. So let's get into it!

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR 2024

  • Tuesday the 4th of June-Battle Riot results (Deferred Due to Bank Holiday!)
  • Monday the 17th-Clash at the castle
  • September the 2nd-Bash in Berlin
  • Every month until Christmas week-MLW Internet Special events.
ADAPT OR DIE!

As we all know now, next year worldwide, WWE is heading to Netflix. And as Such, that means I'm using the Time that WWE usually cools down to the point of stopping, the Winter Months, to make all the Arrangements needed to continue to do this.

As such, after Bash at Berlin, there will be no more WWE pay per views until January. The only wrestling content will be MLW or opinion pieces if I feel strongly about writing it!

And if Any limited edition food turns up in the meantime I will try to fit one in, and no The Flaming Hot Doritos do not count, and they release a Slightly hotter Chip every year or 2.

YEARLY SABBATICAL 

July will be my Sabbatical month for Medical appointments. With the exception of MLW And writing August's film review, I am taking all of July off! 

Speaking of....

THE OFFICIAL POST SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE FOR THR REST OF THE YEAR OF 2024

  • June-Asteroid City
  • July-Dungeons and Dragons
  • August-Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny
  • September-The Flash
  • October -Halloween Special (TBD)
  • November -The Iron claw
  • December -Christmas Special: Disney's Wish: I "Wish" It Didn't Suck!
All Posts are Subject to Change.

These Reviews will be part of my New Storyline "The 2 Deaths of E". So a Paragraph or 2 will be Story-driven Dialogue. This will be confusing for some People coming in off the proverbial Street but A note will be used to denote when the review starts!

Well that's it! This was My 544th post. Looks like I won't be Close to that goal of 600 posts here, but 300 posts on Bbo seem both plausible and Doable, but to have that many done since last year's Wrestlemania which was 500th, has amazed me that it would happen so fast!

And again , I must thank you all for that!

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Monday, May 20, 2024

MLW FURY ROAD 2024: FISHY AND DRAKE-Y'S BOMB SHELTER BUDDIES!

 List of Champions-CHANGES IN CAPTIALS

  • World's Satoshi Kojima
  • OPENWEIGHT BAD DUDE TITO
  • Middleweight Mistico
  • TAG COZYMAX (SATOSHI KOJIMA AND OKUMURA)
  • Featherweight Janai Kai
Apologies for not covering Azteca Lucha weeks ago, But it was on the day where an event close to me was held. 

PREVIOUSLY AT MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING

Azteca Lucha.

An event where MLW's 2 Latino Factions Fought For the Cesar Key, A symbol that unlocks the Monopoly On Lucha Libre in America. Cesar Duran and Salina Dela Renta fought in a best of 5 all night. 

It ended in a tie.

While Cesar was distracted, Selina Absconded with the Key, only for her to be captured by Azteca Henchman.

It wasn't all bad for Dela Renta's Promocienanes Dorado, As Bad Dude Tito beat a now Directionless Ricky Shane Page.

Last Month Contra took out Members of The World Title Federation, including The tag champions Filthy Tom Lawlor and Bulldog Jr. Meaning the Belts were vacated, After a match with the Second Gear Crew, Satoshi Kojima became A Double Champion as the World's champion is now a tag champion. So let's get into it. 

Brett Ryan Goseleen Vs Jake Crist. Good Match with great Energy from the crowd to start. Finish was Jake getting a Rollup on Brett, who attacks Crist after match.

Next match was Akira vs A Man I once admired for his Work, Until he revealed himself to a complete Tin-Foil Hat Wearing Goof like his Best friend in the Bomb Shelter, Drake Younger. They're Bomb Shelter Buddies! That Sounds like one of those lame Children Shows you'd see on the "GAWD!" Channels flicking over to find CN. Anyway, Akira showed what People have being saying, including myself: he can wrestle and doesn't need to do this Garbage Wrestling s**t. Akira wins and extends his hand to shake Fish's, But he Flips him off instead!

Backstage Riddle draws a number for Battle Riot From a Tombola and sneaks a Doobie into it for "His homeboy" later! 

Alex Kane Vs A-Game, one of the former Members of  Bombaye Fight Club...YEAH THIS WAS A SQUASH! As A Live feed of AJ Francis looked on. The Former Flop...TOP Dollar makes a match that was hinted at last month as the name of a ppv-RITUAL COMBAT-That match is going to be the Undercard to The Battle Riot On June the 1st-more on than later!

Match 4 Kruger Vs Matthew Justice in Falls count anywhere. After the match the Sendai Death Squad tried to stuff Justice into a Bodybag but escaped. After the break, Justice continued to fight Contra until Janai Kai revealed herself to be A Contra member all the time.

Backstage, MSL is eating a Sandwich with the stolen World's Championship until Kojima reclaims it, and beating up the Promotor of WTF. 

Match 5, four-way Featherweight Championship Zayda Vs Delmi Exo Vs A JOSHIEEEEEEE NINETY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS! VS Janai Kai. Kai wins with Double Demon Clutch After capitalising on Exo's Delmi Driver.

Sami Calahan vs Matt Riddle ended in a Double Countout. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!

MATCH 7 WORLD'S TITLE MATCH

KOJIMA VS ONE CALLED MANDERS

Kojima's Leg injury is getting worse, but as a face, Manders never took advantage. Kojima wins but it took a lot. Contra Attacked the Main eventers, with lead to all the roster out to hit the ring and we will see you all for the Royal Rumb- I mean, Battle Riot!

This year the Battle Riot ppv will be FREE ON YOUTUBE ON JUNE THE FIRST, HOWEVER DUE TO BOTH THE BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY AND FAMILY COMMITMENTS, I WILL HAVE RESULTS ON THE FOURTH OF JUNE.

Further Information will be made public soon!

and as always of you want to follow me on Twitter you can do so @RealEnli.

See you Soon for the Rest of This Year Schedule.