This post was jammy to put out (PAUSE!) Because Last night, which was Sunday, a technical issue, ment Meant the live recording of this show was transmitted onto YouTube.
However, good on MLW at least to rectify the problem by stating the show will be on YouTube on Sunday....we just didn't know when, no skin off my nose if it came to drafting reviews on the fly, I've done it before. But if it's completely 24 hours later, it was 3am Monday so this will be 5 hours young by the time, I launch this at 10am Irish Time.
So, here we are finally, mere hours from the second attempt to get this show out. I know accidents happen, but I guess not even winning a TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR COURT CASE AGAINST WWE Means you haven't used that money to get better equipment, not to brag, as it has happened to me, but since it hasn't happened since I started a decade and a half ago, but I get these posts either here or Bogger Box Office, out the day after or weekday after the ple or Special or film review the first working day of the new month, EVERY TIME, ON MY OWN, ON A SMART PHONE OR A INTERNET CAFÉ PC. FOR 15 PLUS YEARS!
MLW HAS A TEAM OF PRODUCERS AND A PRODUCTION TRUCK.
THERE'S NO EXCUSES!
So here's our show where MLW collabs with CMLL, which asked the Question on top "who are these people?"
Cesar Duran greets the Cicero, Illinois crowd,who sounds like he needs a Strepsil. Tom Lawlor, who is selling being injured is now on commentary with Rob Drombroski.
First match is Ultimo Guerrero who Hotdogged himself During the Entrance of his partner, Hechihero vs Esfinge and the Jet, Kevin Knight. Ultimo Jump started his match by attack Esfinge with his jacket. Hechichero is a lot more technical than he was made to look in AEW, While Ultimo Guerrero stank up the place-Remember if it wasn't for Storm Helene, this Old hack would be facing the other Old Hack The world's champion Kojima, a month ago! So be thankful for small mercies. Finish was Hechichero hitting the Conjuring Spike Shoulder breaker and then tapping out Esfinge with the Gator Roll sleeper choke.
Salina is told Cesar is kidnapped. She orders her family to find her father, while suffering Contractions
Video Package on the rogue Horsemen Vs Bomaye Fight Club.
Second Match of the Night was Rogue Horseman The BRG vs The Suplex Assassin Alex Kane. They are gonna lose Kane, if they keep booking him to Lose in Garbage Matches! Remember last month when he lost that match in His hometown of Atlanta? They were P O'd in Georgia! So Alex Kane was Dominating all match until the Rogue Horsemen chased off the Fight club and attacked Mr Thomas until BRG, Bloodied and previously made to choke on Kane's T-Shirt, hit back with the most Devastating Finish known to man....THE SURPRISE ROLLUP!
Backstage, Mads Kruger issues Akira a challenge at Slaughterhouse, on the 23th, A Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match. Unfortunately, I'll be doing Christmas shopping that following Monday, so the results will up on Tuesday the 26th.
Next was Janai Kai vs Some Masked Girl called Volvo or something, and Some chick dressed like a Stripper in a Biker Bar. 3 WAY MATCH, NO ELIMINATIONS. ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Kai has being champion for a year, but it's not being impressive as you think since NXT and AEW have gutted the Indies, all that's left are these Lucha Wannabes and the Joshi Princesses. After the Match, if you could call it that, Delmi Exo accuses Contra of kidnapping Cesar. She wants a Match with Janai right now, so Kai accepts but it was a trap, But when Delmi fights off a Sendai Death Warrior with a chair, "The Kick Demon" books it!
So I Guess this match is now FALL COUNT ANYWHERE FOR THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Sure why not? MORE LAZY BOOKING! So Bad dude Tito and Matthew "Food At Home Seth Rollins" Justice had a fight in the crowd that dragged on, for the honour Justice's Manager Bill Alfonso, so there was a cause and story under all the garbage. Finish was Matthew Justice Recreating the New Jack Balcony dive through a table for 3....Minutes after Justice took Tito's Tequila screwdriver Finish through a different table for 2.
LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE
- World's: Satoshi Kojima
- OPENWEIGHT-MATTHEW JUSTICE
- Middleweight: Mistico
- tag: Contra (Minoru Sazuki and Ikaru Kwan)
- Featherweight: Janai Kai.
Kojima can't speak English-NOT THAT IT MATTERED, because Contra Whailed on Satoshi until #NOMEANSNOBRO Matt Riddle came out a saved him, Sazuki accepted a challenge for the tag belts and called his opponents "Youngboys". They had a good match...until The heels went into Business for themselves and Ruined it with Blatant cheating. The Crowd crapped over the stupidity and i would too!
Next match was Atlantis Snr and jr and Star Jr vs Magnus, Felino and Barbario Cavenario. sorry I Said there names wrong! It's...
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| "MMMAAAAAG-NOOSE, FEEEEEEELLINO AAAAAAND, BARRRRRRBARRRRIOOOOO CAAAAAVENNNNNNNNARRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IIIIIII SOUND LIKE THE FUNNNNNKY PHANTON WHENITALKLIKETHIS! OR SNAGGLEPUSS EVEN!" |
So as custom, This match was nothing but Flippies and Dippies. but Felino and Atlantis Senior doing the flippies and dippies at 60 plus each was impressive and the crowd was into it. Felino missed an elbow drop and Atlantis Jr. closed this match on a frog splash.
December 5th- Eric Bischoff' Presents One-shot, that will be the last Special i will do this year. They also revealed the next 2 shows: Kings of Coliseum on the 11th of January and Superfight on February 6th.
Dijak squashed two Azteca Henchmen for an angle got on the Mic and buried the Roster namely Kenta ("HE'S NEVER GOTTEN OVER THERE'S A GUY WHO STOLE HIS FINISH AND DOES IT BETTER THAN HIM") Riddle ("ONLY TIME RIDDLE IS A THREAT IS WHEN THE DISPENSERIE DOESN'T CARRY HIS STRAND!") And he got into Lawlor's face and Lawlor despite Injuries fought off Dijak.
Tom Lawlor returned to the Booth for the main event. Mistico put his belt on the line against Averno and Titan. First of all Averno looks more like a Balding Plumber than Balding Plumber Moxley, and who ever called his small child in a Obese Uno, of the Dork Odour mask , "TITAN" Has a sick sense of Humour he was billed as 160 pounds-can this guy be 4 ft 11? Anyway you see one Mistico match you seen them all. Mistico uses a la Mistica to take out "Titan" and a second to tap out Plumber Averno! After the match, Mistico is unmasked by Pasta Carbanara or whatever his goofy name is! So Bicarbonate Soda cuts a promo in spanish, which Rob translate as, Mistico vs Barbario Cavenario at Kings of Coliseum next Year in Dallas!
To finish the show, Telenovella Bullcrap to Write off Salina before her Full Term. They find Cesar tied to a chair and free him. Before Cesar can read the note he finds in his pocket. Salina's water breaks. and that's really how they end this show!
Join me Next month for the last show of the year-MLW: ERIC BISCHOFF'S ONESHOT!
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