Wrestlemania 41 predictions

 It's being a while since I've done a predictions Post mainly due to the fact wwe does PLE's Mostly on Saturdays now, So imagine my Surprise on Saturday Morning when the commentators Ran through the FINAL Card for a show  in a weeks time! This must be all we are Getting! 

So here is the Disclaimer:

ALL MATCHES SUBJECT TO CHANGE

NIGHT ONE OF WRESTLEMANIA 41 CONFIRMED MATCHES

ALL MATCHES ARE WRITEN IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ORDER GOES, MALE WORLD'S TITLE-FEMALE WORLD TITLE, MEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, WOMEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, TAG, NON TITLE MATCH. AND SHOULD NOT BE READ AS THE ORDER OF THE PREMIUM LIVE EVENT!

RAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

GUNTHER (C) VS JEY USO

You can sell as many t-shirts as you want, It doesn't mean Jey Uso is ready to be the World champion! And Stumbling in promos and in the Ring Proves that! I think This might be the biggest mistake the Levesque-McMahon Era will ever Make and we as fans are powerless to stop it!

Money on: Unfortunately Uso! (I think I may name the results that!)

WORLD CHARLOTTE DIVISION

CHARLOTTE VS MINI-CHARLOTTE

If this match is going to be like the promo they had last week expect this to be every bit the trainwreck!

Money on: THIS TO SUCK!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

LA KNIGHT (C) VS JACOB FATU

Could this be the sleeper hit of the night? One state over in Nevada, Could the Californian "Megastar" retain the title from the hands of the Unpredictable Samoan Werewolf? What is a sure Bet is The Bloodline will be in Fatu's Corner. But With Solo Not on the Card. How Does he take this slight Against him?

Money On: Too close to call!

RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

THE WAR RAIDERS (C) VS THE NEW DAY

Gone are the Silly Gimmicks and both teams are better for it, with The New Day Transformed into Bitter shells of themselves. Expect Big E to get his long deserved receipt after that Great promo back earlier this year.

Money on: Raw Raiders after distraction by Big E.

THE MAIN EVENT OF NIGHT ONE!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS VS SETH "FRANKLIN" ROLLINS

For once, a triple threat match is not Laaaaazy Booking, but a masterful main event with so many Moving parts and Dynamics. Seth Sees Punk as a "Cancer", He hates Roman for trusting him at Survivor Series and Won't stop serving the Tribal Chief Crow at every turn, Punk has called in the favour from Paul Heyman which at first was believed to be the main event spot clause put in the contract, but it's in fact having Paul in his corner. Roman would disrespect his Wiseman and it has drove a wedge between them. The Intrigue is there, Now how to capitalize on it?

MONEY ON: THE MOST SHOCKING OUTCOME IS ONE NOONE EXPECTS: SETH WINS WITH ASSIST BY PAUL HEYMAN!

REY MYSTERIO VS EL DEFINATLIO NOT SENOR CARLOS GABLE!

I don't think Triple H is the saviour of Wrestling You all think he is! And Rey? You voted for this! You Normalized White men insulting your Heritage because you are a Trump-Sucker!

NAOMI VS JADE CARGILL

Chiropractors are on standby for the painful carrying Job Naomi has to do to get something out of Jane!

MONEY ON: JANE!

CONFIRMED MATCHES FOR NIGHT 2

WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP

JOHN CENA VS CODY RHODES (C)

After a masterclass of promo giving in London, where both challenger and champion flipped the crowd twice, We are expecting all Time classic! But there is one four question on everyone's lips....

WHERE IS THE ROCK?

Money on: I'm expecting a Screwy finish. As we all know Kevin Owens vs Randy Orton was scheduled but Owens suffered an Injury and will be out! With No match and no reason not to skip the event, Orton may have his ear turned by the Corporate champion the Rock, Either attacking Rhodes to have him lose or after to start a feud!

THREEWAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

BIANCA BELAIR VS IYO SKY (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Unlike the main event for night 2, this triple threat has been less than masterful. The world champion every week gets Slapped and made to look like a putz! The only thing that would make this match better if Naomi interferes for Bianca and she turns heel. In fact...

MONEY ON: BIANCA

 FOUR WAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP!

BRON BREAKKER (C) VS FINN BALOR VS PENTA VS DOMINIK MYSTERIO.

Has Finn Balor really been this diminished to be in a match like this? Bron has his work cut out for him if he has to try and get a good match out of not only Dom, but Ole' Penthouse! 

MONEY ON: Roll-up shenanigans by the Judgement Day!

WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP

CHICKEN WAITRESS AND RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ (C) VS....I DUNNO.....BAYLEY.....AND THAT THEATRE KID COVERED IN FEATHERS WITH A WORTHLESS BELT.

You know your tag division is screwed, when 3 Former world champions are given something to do, and that something to do is make the division look like the jobbers they are?

Money on Who cares?

Speaking of Who cares...

The GAY? COMMUNITY VS The TRANS? COMMUNITY

AJ STYLES VS L***N P**L

I Won't even dignify this match with a response!

SIN CITY STREET FIGHT

DAMIAN PRIEST VS DREW MCINTYRE

Drew In his path to regain his life after last years Wrestlemania loss, Now is focused on a man who was front and centre for most of his downfall to this point, the man who snatched his title win from with the Money in the Bank Briefcase, his opponent on Sunday, Damien Priest. Both have interfering in each gaining big wins, and it's coming to ahead on night 2.

MONEY ON: DREW

And that is it!

Results will be up On Monday Morning Despite being a Bank Holiday, But a Direct link will be up via twitter the next day, so yes Analytics are already screwed due to Easter! And will happen again next year.