Alberto del rio defeats kofi kingston by submission. the opener as expected by WWE was the best match of the night.
Edge retained the worlds title in the elimination chamber.big show replaced Ziggler to build his storyline firing.
We have new Tag champions Core members Justin Gabriel and heath slater regained the Bronzeware against Santino and vladimer Kozlov.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV REGAINED HIS TARNISHED GOLD IN THE WORST MATCH I EVER SEEN IN 25 YEARS WATCHING WRESTLING. AND IM 25!
Supercena will face miz at wrestlemania. thankfully its the not the main event.
The Greatest Office Block that Never Existed!, Enlightened Towers has, is, and will be, the home of text based reviews. On Blogger. And Now On Bluesky. ON AND STRONG, ALL DAY LONG BABY!
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
pathofenlightment.blogspot.com TIMELINE 2009-11
2/12/09
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.
2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.
2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.
2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling
3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling
4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.
4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.
5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.
5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s
5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.
6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...
6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute
July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions
August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.
September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.
winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms
12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.
Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!
january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.
februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania
3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.
4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.
5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.
5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion
july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.
10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10
November 2010
Cadbury's month
January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year
February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!
the site is launched as ask the path an online service for those who have general knowledge questions. i also posted the song spiderfag making fun of the then rumoured appearance of louis walsh on heroes.
2/13/09
what became a tradition here at Enlightened Towers, Eamonn taste-tested the first batch of limited edition walkers. the first batch includes irish breakfast, bhaji,duck,fish and chips, chilli and chocolate and (yes seriously!) Squirrel.
2/13/09
My first mock the week spoof, things you don't to hear over a supermarket tannoy is also written that day.
2/27/09
wrestlemania on the horizon again is Eamonn's First but not last article on Pro wrestling
3/5/09
Wrestlemania is great and all but...is Eamonn's first but not last parody on Pro Wrestling
4/1/09
my first headers are complied on this post.
4/2/09
Eamonn's first theme month a set of April fools stories are released.
5/19/09
the blog changes its name to THE ENLIGHTENED PAGE FROM THE EDGE! Its focus is now a side-ways look at wrestling and other things.
5/27/09
i compare wwe in 80s 90s and 2000s
5/31/09
Eamonn made fun of Ken Anderson for the first time, refering to him as a injury-fiegning piece of shit.
6/11/09
my face-palm moment came when i predicted that people will talk about Umaga by the end of the year. and well...
6/29/09
micheal jackson tribute
July 2009
Monty python month
first wwe results night of champions
August 2009
why wwe sucks month
codes for extra sky channels and first tna results hard justice. its also the launch for bogger box office a film review blog and vechile for the Joe-Jack The Culchie charector. joe-jack has a profile on my blog.
September 2009
TNA is the future month (this is before Hack Hogan, ovivously!) i joined youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
10/14/09
my thoughts on the historic 7-diva draft.
winter 2009
Glossary of wrestling terms
12/5/09
...Umaga is found dead this day. his death was the first i tributed.
Christmas eve 2009
results for final resolution was written at my parents house it has a bad connection and it took 4 hours to post. i vowed never to post at christmas again!
january 2010
royal rumble results and atop the 4th wall parody lyrics.
februrary 2010
Road to Wrestlemania
3/11/10
undertakers streak is re-told in march.
4/7/10
Chris Kanyon tribute.
5/13/10
the massive crossover, 3 tickets to hell, pulls into the station in may, with my review of dead or alive.
5/28/10
last years world cup walkers where reviewed with teriyaki winning it out in my opinion
july 2010
eamonn evaluated the wwe roster. he also joined the wrestling forum XWA.
10/18/10
in eamonn's most read article ever TNA IMPACT THE WORSE IS YET TO COME, Eamonn unloads on the fallout of 10-10-10
November 2010
Cadbury's month
January 2011
the Flippes my awards finally see the light of day. The Miz is (begrudgingly) the 1st wrestler of year
February 2011
YEAR 3 STARTS RIGHT NOW!
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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Monday, January 31, 2011
Royal Rumble 2011
i'm only reviewing the RR match as the rest of the PPV sucked!
ENTRY 1-CM PUNK
ENTRY 2-DANIEL BRYAN
FUCK YEAH!
A great start as fans chant ROH
ENTRY 3-JUSTIN GABRIEL
Gabriel tries for a 450 splash but gets suplex out the ring by bryan
4-ZACH RYDER
Ryder gets eliminated after a Rough Ryder
5-REGAL
Regal comes in with a regalplex a knee trembler and trades uppercuts with Bryan
6-DiBIASIE
despite having the Flu and a 105 fever, Ted is still here! wow!
7-MORRISON
C4 by morrison, regal tries to eliminate him but morrison parkours his way without touching the floor.
regal is gone.
8-YOSHITASTU
9-HUSKY HARRIS
Harris comes in to protect his leader
10-Jobbo the Eagle!
Jobbo, i mean chavo gives everyone the 3 amigos!
11-HENRY
Jobbo is eliminated!
Tatsu is eliminated!
12-JTG
13-HENNING
With a 3 man advantage nexus eliminates jtg
14-MASTERS
Masterlock!
15-OTUNGA
With a 4 man advantage, nexus elims bryan,Masters,Morrison,Henry,Rexs,Koslov and Truth
16-REXS
17-KOSLOV
18-TRUTH
19-KHALI
He's out of the big brother house and harris is out
20-MASON RYAN
Khali is out!
21-BOOKER T
Booker is back! destroying nexus with sidekicks scissor kicks and the Book End! but he gets eliminated too
22-john FUCKING Cena!
of course SuperCena elims 3 members of nexus by himself
23-HORNSWOGGLE and somewhere the IWC are pissed off as cena and 'swoggle eliminates Punk,kidd and GINGER NUTS!
24-KIDD
25-GINGER NUTS SLATER!
26-KINGSTON
27 THWAGGER
Vader bombs by Swagger, and a double Boom Drop by kofi and horny
28 KING SHEAMUS
Brogue kick by sheamus and hornswoggle is gone
29 MYSTERIO
Trouble paradise on swagger and Thwagger ith eliminated!
30-BARRETT
31-ZIGGLER
32-KEVIN NASH
33-MCINTYRE
619
34-RILEY
Nash wasn't payed enough and he's gone!
35-BIG SHOW and he and Nash have a stare down
Chokeslam on Ziggler and he's done!
36-JACKSON
Drew and show are both clotheslined out by Zeke
37 SANTINO
santino hides under the ring!
38 ALBERTO GETS HIS PERSONAL RING ANNOUCEMENT!
riley is eliminated
39 ORTON IN WITH RKOS TO EVERYONE!
Kofi is thrown out followed by Shemus
40-KANE
ELIMINATIONS IN ORDER
ZEKE
KANE
REY
CENA
BARRETT
ORTON
SANTINO BY DEL RIO
WINNER OF THE RUMBLE 2011: ALBERTO DEL RIO!
ENTRY 1-CM PUNK
ENTRY 2-DANIEL BRYAN
FUCK YEAH!
A great start as fans chant ROH
ENTRY 3-JUSTIN GABRIEL
Gabriel tries for a 450 splash but gets suplex out the ring by bryan
4-ZACH RYDER
Ryder gets eliminated after a Rough Ryder
5-REGAL
Regal comes in with a regalplex a knee trembler and trades uppercuts with Bryan
6-DiBIASIE
despite having the Flu and a 105 fever, Ted is still here! wow!
7-MORRISON
C4 by morrison, regal tries to eliminate him but morrison parkours his way without touching the floor.
regal is gone.
8-YOSHITASTU
9-HUSKY HARRIS
Harris comes in to protect his leader
10-Jobbo the Eagle!
Jobbo, i mean chavo gives everyone the 3 amigos!
11-HENRY
Jobbo is eliminated!
Tatsu is eliminated!
12-JTG
13-HENNING
With a 3 man advantage nexus eliminates jtg
14-MASTERS
Masterlock!
15-OTUNGA
With a 4 man advantage, nexus elims bryan,Masters,Morrison,Henry,Rexs,Koslov and Truth
16-REXS
17-KOSLOV
18-TRUTH
19-KHALI
He's out of the big brother house and harris is out
20-MASON RYAN
Khali is out!
21-BOOKER T
Booker is back! destroying nexus with sidekicks scissor kicks and the Book End! but he gets eliminated too
22-john FUCKING Cena!
of course SuperCena elims 3 members of nexus by himself
23-HORNSWOGGLE and somewhere the IWC are pissed off as cena and 'swoggle eliminates Punk,kidd and GINGER NUTS!
24-KIDD
25-GINGER NUTS SLATER!
26-KINGSTON
27 THWAGGER
Vader bombs by Swagger, and a double Boom Drop by kofi and horny
28 KING SHEAMUS
Brogue kick by sheamus and hornswoggle is gone
29 MYSTERIO
Trouble paradise on swagger and Thwagger ith eliminated!
30-BARRETT
31-ZIGGLER
32-KEVIN NASH
33-MCINTYRE
619
34-RILEY
Nash wasn't payed enough and he's gone!
35-BIG SHOW and he and Nash have a stare down
Chokeslam on Ziggler and he's done!
36-JACKSON
Drew and show are both clotheslined out by Zeke
37 SANTINO
santino hides under the ring!
38 ALBERTO GETS HIS PERSONAL RING ANNOUCEMENT!
riley is eliminated
39 ORTON IN WITH RKOS TO EVERYONE!
Kofi is thrown out followed by Shemus
40-KANE
ELIMINATIONS IN ORDER
ZEKE
KANE
REY
CENA
BARRETT
ORTON
SANTINO BY DEL RIO
WINNER OF THE RUMBLE 2011: ALBERTO DEL RIO!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
TNA to return to British and Irish tv in Februrary
at a Setanta sports press conference in Dublin yesterday, it was revealed that talks between Dixie Carter and Setanta were over as Virgin Media has re-signed a full tv contract a month after the station it was held on, the men's interest channel Bravo closed its doors
TNA will now be show Impact as well as deferred PPVs and Xplosion on the game-show only network Challenge!
it has being confirmed on Dixie's personal twitter account.
TNA will now be show Impact as well as deferred PPVs and Xplosion on the game-show only network Challenge!
it has being confirmed on Dixie's personal twitter account.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Spring 2011 schedule
Pathofenlightment schedule.
Feb-
Royal rumble review
Enlightened Page 2 year anniversary feb. 12th
Mar.
countdown to wrestlemania,including wrestlemania 17: 10 years later.
this time for the last 2 years the crisps company walkers has released limited edition flavours. if they do this year, i will review them.
April.
Wrestlemania 27
then its the return of Theme Month this april's theme: the Phionex Magazine.
Bogger box office schedule
Februrary-tbc
March-Sex and the city
April-Leap year:THE MOST RACIST FILM EVER MADE!
See you there!
Eamonn.
Feb-
Royal rumble review
Enlightened Page 2 year anniversary feb. 12th
Mar.
countdown to wrestlemania,including wrestlemania 17: 10 years later.
this time for the last 2 years the crisps company walkers has released limited edition flavours. if they do this year, i will review them.
April.
Wrestlemania 27
then its the return of Theme Month this april's theme: the Phionex Magazine.
Bogger box office schedule
Februrary-tbc
March-Sex and the city
April-Leap year:THE MOST RACIST FILM EVER MADE!
See you there!
Eamonn.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
The Flippies 2010
2010 won't be remembered as a stellar year in wrestling. Kane had an unnessacery title reign, john Cena would'nt fuck off despite being "fired", and tna probably won't resurface on Sky.
But despite this we had stellar matches,new blood,note-worthy events and funny stories. so lets get started with the big one!
THE HOMER
(THE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR 2010: THE MIZ!)
Regular reader will be shocked that Mike"GOBSHITE FROM MTV!" Mizianin is the first winner but lets look at the facts.
FACT!
This year the miz held the triple crown, Fact! he was the most talk about pro on both season one and two of NXT, bringing alex Riley to the final round. FACT! he had the best match OF HIS CAREER at NOC.
Fact! the miz is the first ever winner of the pathofenlightment.blogspot.com Flippie for best wrestler.
(runnersup: Sheamus,taker,hbk,orton,bryan,barrett,gabriel)
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: MICHAEL TARVER)
Tarver may have bought intimidation to Nexus but he did'nt bring any talent. while young was kicked out, and sheffield injured, tarver absence was never explained. maybe like the namesake of this reward, his planet needed him.
(runners up:Cena,slater,marella,henry,kane,Rob terry)
THE MARGE
(BEST FEMALE WRESTLER: MELINA PEREZ)
it was a two horse race this year but it was melina who did more this year.
(runner up Natalya)
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE:THE BELLA TWINS)
....but dont worry, girls! i heard Hooters is re-hiring!
THE DISCO STU
(DEBUT OF THE YEAR: NEXUS)
As if winning nxt1 wasn't enough for Wade Barret, the English man created a stable of former rivals and nexus was born. with cm punk revealed as the "true" leader, 2011 could be a great year also for the Yellow and Black Blackguards.
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE
(EXIT OF THE YEAR: SHAWN MICHAELS BY UNAMIOUS DESCISION)
I really like his promo the night (okay 4 days in britain) after. i love how the fans chanted please don't go!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(GOOD RIDDANCE OF THE YEAR: LACEY VON ERICH)
1 thing I can't stand, is 2nd gen wrestlers that think having a famous name would forgive them for sucking out-right! lacey is no exception!
(runners-up:Tiffany,ECW, "Suck-e" Cannon, TNA IMPACT in britain,maxine,aksana)
MARGE VS VOILENT TV
(FUNNIEST MOMENT: SANTINO'S TEA PARTY)
Santino cant wrestle, but at least he can make us laugh! this year in England his guest was Shemus and the crowd oooh'd and aaaww'ed when he offered ginger tea and milk to the pasty, red-haired Irishman!
(runners up: tyler rex freaks out on a plane,the black nature boy,hornswoggles thanksgiving dinner, Spoony's reaction to samao joe's kipnapping!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT: CHRIS KANYON:DIGNITY DENIED!)
A Death of a wrestler is always sad, but none was sadder than the death of former us champ, chris kanyon who commited suicide this year. he was 40. Kanyon was a talented wrestler, no doubt but he was openly gay, a lifestyle that was ridiculed in his short stint in WWE, where he played a Boy George Gimmick.in the end the man born Kris Kudalis took his life.
and finally,
WORST EPISODE EVER!
(THE STUPIDEST MOMENT:AND THOUGH I WANT TO GIVE IT TO 11/10/10, I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT IT, AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMOA JOE GETS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS!)
there was lots of stupid shit this year but the unresolved kidnapping and no explanation is truly bad writing and Spoony (of that guy with the glasses.com) reaction reached memehood!
Spoony:Taz I dont know where you hide a 300 pound Samoan, but that doesn,t change the fact that HE WAS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! (beat) CALL THE COPS! DID ANYONE GET A LICENCE PLATE? THE COPS! NINJAS! KIPNAPPING! TV! WE'RE NOT STUPID! THERE ARE NINJAS KIPNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!
(RUNNERS UP:why does FOURtune have six members? eric young becomes idiot gimmick again,new tna belt, mickie james singing career,Katie lea become Lesbian Ghost thing, chavo: from mexican warrior to Eagle mascot,edge vs macbook,nxt 3,aj not winning nxt 3, Generic blonde with big tits wins NXT!
(Breath)
that was a big one be back here for royal rumble results in februray and on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com be there for the review of music and lyrics!
But despite this we had stellar matches,new blood,note-worthy events and funny stories. so lets get started with the big one!
THE HOMER
(THE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR 2010: THE MIZ!)
Regular reader will be shocked that Mike"GOBSHITE FROM MTV!" Mizianin is the first winner but lets look at the facts.
FACT!
This year the miz held the triple crown, Fact! he was the most talk about pro on both season one and two of NXT, bringing alex Riley to the final round. FACT! he had the best match OF HIS CAREER at NOC.
Fact! the miz is the first ever winner of the pathofenlightment.blogspot.com Flippie for best wrestler.
(runnersup: Sheamus,taker,hbk,orton,bryan,barrett,gabriel)
THE POOCHIE
(WORST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: MICHAEL TARVER)
Tarver may have bought intimidation to Nexus but he did'nt bring any talent. while young was kicked out, and sheffield injured, tarver absence was never explained. maybe like the namesake of this reward, his planet needed him.
(runners up:Cena,slater,marella,henry,kane,Rob terry)
THE MARGE
(BEST FEMALE WRESTLER: MELINA PEREZ)
it was a two horse race this year but it was melina who did more this year.
(runner up Natalya)
THE LISA
(WORST FEMALE:THE BELLA TWINS)
....but dont worry, girls! i heard Hooters is re-hiring!
THE DISCO STU
(DEBUT OF THE YEAR: NEXUS)
As if winning nxt1 wasn't enough for Wade Barret, the English man created a stable of former rivals and nexus was born. with cm punk revealed as the "true" leader, 2011 could be a great year also for the Yellow and Black Blackguards.
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE
(EXIT OF THE YEAR: SHAWN MICHAELS BY UNAMIOUS DESCISION)
I really like his promo the night (okay 4 days in britain) after. i love how the fans chanted please don't go!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(GOOD RIDDANCE OF THE YEAR: LACEY VON ERICH)
1 thing I can't stand, is 2nd gen wrestlers that think having a famous name would forgive them for sucking out-right! lacey is no exception!
(runners-up:Tiffany,ECW, "Suck-e" Cannon, TNA IMPACT in britain,maxine,aksana)
MARGE VS VOILENT TV
(FUNNIEST MOMENT: SANTINO'S TEA PARTY)
Santino cant wrestle, but at least he can make us laugh! this year in England his guest was Shemus and the crowd oooh'd and aaaww'ed when he offered ginger tea and milk to the pasty, red-haired Irishman!
(runners up: tyler rex freaks out on a plane,the black nature boy,hornswoggles thanksgiving dinner, Spoony's reaction to samao joe's kipnapping!
MAUD'S FUNERAL
(SADDEST MOMENT: CHRIS KANYON:DIGNITY DENIED!)
A Death of a wrestler is always sad, but none was sadder than the death of former us champ, chris kanyon who commited suicide this year. he was 40. Kanyon was a talented wrestler, no doubt but he was openly gay, a lifestyle that was ridiculed in his short stint in WWE, where he played a Boy George Gimmick.in the end the man born Kris Kudalis took his life.
and finally,
WORST EPISODE EVER!
(THE STUPIDEST MOMENT:AND THOUGH I WANT TO GIVE IT TO 11/10/10, I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT IT, AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMOA JOE GETS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS!)
there was lots of stupid shit this year but the unresolved kidnapping and no explanation is truly bad writing and Spoony (of that guy with the glasses.com) reaction reached memehood!
Spoony:Taz I dont know where you hide a 300 pound Samoan, but that doesn,t change the fact that HE WAS KIPNAPPED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! (beat) CALL THE COPS! DID ANYONE GET A LICENCE PLATE? THE COPS! NINJAS! KIPNAPPING! TV! WE'RE NOT STUPID! THERE ARE NINJAS KIPNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!
(RUNNERS UP:why does FOURtune have six members? eric young becomes idiot gimmick again,new tna belt, mickie james singing career,Katie lea become Lesbian Ghost thing, chavo: from mexican warrior to Eagle mascot,edge vs macbook,nxt 3,aj not winning nxt 3, Generic blonde with big tits wins NXT!
(Breath)
that was a big one be back here for royal rumble results in februray and on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com be there for the review of music and lyrics!
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