failed celebrity endorsed food stuffs

• Brian Lenihan's Credit Crunch Cereal
• louis walshes hot dogs: Putting his meat into young mens buns since 1994
• siegried and roy cereal taste grrrrrrreat!!!!!

Wrestlemania is on the horizion again

fuck the English premiershit !!!!
the only real spring sports extraiganza(spelling?) is Wrestlemania 25 this year in houston texas.

a night that truly every dumb, smart and insider can take pride in the sport they love watching

so this post is for those great moments from the first to last years wrestlemania, in parentis.

Eamonn's greatest momemts in wrestlemania history.

1. the main event at the first, Hulk Hogan and Mr T versus Piper and Mr Wonderful
2. Piper saying he will quit tiddlywinks and dating girls if he loses
3. Hogan slammimg the late, great Andre the Giant
4. Savage wins the big one
5. the mega power collapse
6. hogan vs warrior
7. undertakers winning streak began
8. ric flairs first wrestlemania-wooo!
9. Bobby Heenan falls of the plastic camal
10. the ladder match
11. bam bam bigelow loses to some Football player
12. the ironman match
13. taker become champ
14. mike tyson ends shawn micheals career (at the time, he was in a wheelchair for 2 years) with one punch
15. rock vs austin part 1
16. the macmachons in every corner of the fatal four-way match
17. Father vs Son: shane macMachon against Vince in a Hardcore Match
18. hhh predigrees Wifey
19. shawn micheals versus Jericho
20. Flair's mock People's Elbow
21. the First Money in the Bank
22. cena being booed by the smarts in audience
23. Bastista being booed by the smarts in audience
24. john morrison's incredle moonsault holding a ladder onto 5 other men

who knows maybe a moment as famous as those above will be etched in the wrestling annals of time

i know your out there !!!!

i made a mistake with my email address for anyone who wants to contact me. Its eberminghamot@live.ie plus my i thought i was being funny by putting my location as palace of wisdom. I'm a wrestling fan so i guess that went over some people's heads I'm actually based in Enniscorthy, Co Wexford. i am really looking forward from hearing from anyone!!!!, Please!!!!

By the way
Pulse R.i.p.
2007-2009
"they laughed but not all of there laughter, they cried but not all there tears"

another song for you

i am a wrestling fan. i love everything about Wrestling even though it is fake. i mean come on it is, the moves are real. but the matches are pre-ordained.

one person who is single handedly ruining the wwe is John cena

who is cena? everyone knows john cena he's this generation's Hulk Hogan (read: talentless hack who can't wrestle but is a main eventer because he is marketable towards little kids)

Now every wrestler even those going by their real name like cena has a gimmick
Cena's gimmick is that of a Rapping Whigger (yes that is the real spelling it is a portmanteau after all)

so this song is making fun of Cena to the tune of Pretty fly for a white guy by the Offspring.

IT DOESNT FLY (HE'S A WHITE BOY)
you can't see me, baby
F-U, F-U,
you cant see me, baby
f-u, F-u,
1,2,3 and F-u's pretty sweet.

i know its kinda hard just watch wwe,
this handrared from Boston has made it PG,
no Hardcore matches filled with blood and pus
its even after 10 they dont EVEN CUSS!

Chorus:
Down on my luck, i'm gonna upchuck,
he put the spinner on the title and i'm
Saying WHAT THE FUCK?
And the champ is here
He's a queer,
all kids in the audience is putting me on beer
i'd rather watch TNA,
over on bravo2!
(Repeat first verse)
...and my gimmick doesn't fly because,
i'm a white boy!

he starred in the marine in 2005
it went straight to DVD BECAUSE IT WAS SHITE!
he was in a subway ad and were he was beating up by kids
the look on his face he was giving his pants some skids.
(chorus)

Now the Mcmahons have realise that Cena
is hated by smarts booed out of the arenas
but vinny Mac is the one in denial,
this fucking gobshite always gets the title!!!

(repeat 1st verse,repeat chorus)
....the world loves TNA
let's watch more TNA!
over on bravo 2.

copyright Bermingham/Hayden/Jordan

things you never hear on a celebrity stalker programme

• and here is Paris Hilton in Harvard, lecturing students on Einstiens Theories.
• here she is, on the red carpet in a dress bought from Heatons.
• britney spears: born again christian, clean and sober.
• CORNATION STREET :ON ICE!!!
• Sting has being spotted in brazil the other day, Chopping down rainforest and eating parrot sarnies
• and Angelina Jolie has a new foriegn baby this week, beceause they're on a subsricption service.
• you can now buy Jade's hair on ebay (yes i'm going to hell for that one)
• since that model has gained 4 stone it's safe to say her career is over
• pussycat dolls :well endowed....with talent!
• rod stewert on a date... with a woman his age!
• louis walsh wins the x factor as ... as the world swallows him whole
• every time you buy a westlife cd, god kills a kitten.

I am looking forward to the Tekken Movie this summer

A confession to you.

I love computer games

for a 90s Child the only thing to block the rise of boybands and rappers singing about how much money they have. Computer games were the most fun that was had. A trip to courtown was hell for me, A fat milk skinned (at the time) red haired red faced eejit like myself.

Unless i went to an arcade or "machines" as we called them in Ireland.

one of the games, those who know me well would tell you, i loved was street fighter.

so when street fighter the movie came out with Jean claude Van Damme and (sigh!!!!) Kylie Minogue I knew i was in trouble.
and where is the dvds being sold?

In Pound-shops nationwide right next to German Coke, 2003 revival Troll-dolls (or any toy from a Pop cartoon or it's sister channels) and Jade Goody's perfume.

Yes the film sucked noodles!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i saw screens of the film and everything looks good. the actors look the part, the costumes are correct, the story (unlike SF) is based its universe.

all i hope is the acting is not horrendous like street fighter was.

oh and p.s.
Congrats to my hero Terry Pratchett or being knighted on tuesday.
Keep on keeping on Grand Wizard.

And Keep on everybody,
THEPATHOFENLIGHTMENT,
EAMONN.

things you don't want to hear over a supermarket tannoy

• clean up on ailse 5 (scottish accent) there has being a MUR DUR!
• Please collect your butter tokens at the smoking bins
• Mr Glitter to Daycare, daygare is looking for Mr Glitter
• ALMOST FRESH FRUIT! REASONBLE VALUE!
• hi-dee-hi...
• this match scheduled for one fall

So last night i tried the limited edition....

So last night i tried the limited edition Squirrell flavered Walkers. for those who don't know Walkers had a comp to find a new flavour and the six new flavours are

Full Irish Breakfast.
Crispy duck
Squirrell
Onion Bhaji
Fish and chips
and Chilli and chocolate....WTF

Honestly if you blindfolded me, and gave me squirrell and smokey Bacon crisps i would not have told the difference

next time i'll try a Duck flavour

a song for you

Background to this song LOUIS WALSH , THE KING OF FAGS! of all people was going to be a super villian in the hit tv show Heroes. When asked by one of those trashy celebrity stalker programs of what superhero he would be he said Spiderman. dear lord what if he was a gay spiderman? so this to you,
a song called...

SPIDERFAG

spiderfag,
spiderfag,
does what ever a spiderfag can.
can he suck off a cock?
Yes he can,
What a shock(!)

Look out(fellas)
here comes a spiderfag!

Is he strong ?
Well he could
if he was'nt playing with his wood!
Can he mess with your head?
your son his sleeping in his bed!

lookout here comes a spiderfag

on the x-factor he never does us proud.
he'll run a mile
cos he gets OWN3D by Simon Cowell

Spiderfag, Spiderfag,
South Dublin's Spiderfag
Wealth and fame he's ignored?
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT HE'S LOUIS WALSH

Beware!
If he wan'ts you to join a boyband
your cock will be in his hand
THERE GOES A SPIDERFAG!!!!!!

Please comment
Spiderfag song
copyright Bermingham/Hayden

Hello.
this my a first entry to my blog where i will try to answer any question for FREE. YES INFUCKINGDEED!
Since knowlege should be shared i would be happy to answer any question about any subject matter, try out a cd, or new food or just share a joke or story. my email address is eberminghamot@live.ie

KEEP ON, KEEPING ON
Eamonn "the path of enlightment" Bermingham