another song for you

i am a wrestling fan. i love everything about Wrestling even though it is fake. i mean come on it is, the moves are real. but the matches are pre-ordained.

one person who is single handedly ruining the wwe is John cena

who is cena? everyone knows john cena he's this generation's Hulk Hogan (read: talentless hack who can't wrestle but is a main eventer because he is marketable towards little kids)

Now every wrestler even those going by their real name like cena has a gimmick
Cena's gimmick is that of a Rapping Whigger (yes that is the real spelling it is a portmanteau after all)

so this song is making fun of Cena to the tune of Pretty fly for a white guy by the Offspring.

IT DOESNT FLY (HE'S A WHITE BOY)
you can't see me, baby
F-U, F-U,
you cant see me, baby
f-u, F-u,
1,2,3 and F-u's pretty sweet.

i know its kinda hard just watch wwe,
this handrared from Boston has made it PG,
no Hardcore matches filled with blood and pus
its even after 10 they dont EVEN CUSS!

Chorus:
Down on my luck, i'm gonna upchuck,
he put the spinner on the title and i'm
Saying WHAT THE FUCK?
And the champ is here
He's a queer,
all kids in the audience is putting me on beer
i'd rather watch TNA,
over on bravo2!
(Repeat first verse)
...and my gimmick doesn't fly because,
i'm a white boy!

he starred in the marine in 2005
it went straight to DVD BECAUSE IT WAS SHITE!
he was in a subway ad and were he was beating up by kids
the look on his face he was giving his pants some skids.
(chorus)

Now the Mcmahons have realise that Cena
is hated by smarts booed out of the arenas
but vinny Mac is the one in denial,
this fucking gobshite always gets the title!!!

(repeat 1st verse,repeat chorus)
....the world loves TNA
let's watch more TNA!
over on bravo 2.

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