things you would not hear at eurovision!!

• America Douze points!
• vote for us ya poles or we'll deport the whole shaggin' lot of ya!
• wow turkey's entry has belly-dancers! i never saw that one coming!
• i'm Terry wogan and on sundays i fall over drunk for prince phillips amusement
• and for you entertainment here in Russia Yalkult Smirmofff!
• My Lovely Horse! Running Through the Fieeeeeeeeelds!.....
• sometimes i wonder why we even bother!
• wait a minute all the songs are plagierised!
• and now that the performance is over its time to trash the stage!