we wont win Eurovision. EVER!!! AGAIN!!!!!!

So its May. and with may brings two things.

my birthday and Eurovision

now for any yank or non-European reading this i'll tell you whats going down every country in Europe (except Italy for some reason) send a singer or band to represent there rescepted country and oh boy does since we won 7 we treat it like the world fucking cup.

we have won it seven times which means we hosted it 7 times. and every year it gets bigger and drys up all the rte funds.

so since 1998 we've hit a dry run and we haven't won because we send out the clowns.

a reality tv singer,
a knacker,
a fag,
the mcCauls (an embarrasment to Gingers everywhere)
and a turkey in a shopping trolley

no that is not a cast to a sitcom that what has represented us in the last decade.

and another thing For the BBC coverage they changed terry Wogan for Ghramn Nortan .
it makes sense.

one is an irish man who loves the Queen.
the other is an Irish man AND A QUEEN!!!!

Eire Abu!!!