Live from the city that gave us the greatest wrestler in the modern era, Kurt Angle we are in Pittsburg.
Lets get it started!
Video package about the 7-7 match. the winners get a trophy. would it not make sense to give them numbers 24-30 AT THE RUMBLE!?
SMACKDOWN VS RAW MATCH
THE MIZ VS JOHN MORRISON
a nice tie up to start this match-up.john is schooling Miz. this crowd hates the miz. he goes for a reality check countered into moonlight drive countered. we get a look at the trophy in side is blue the other is red that is one ugly-ass trophy! kicks exchanged. then the Flying Chuck followed by a Corkscrew Plancha. miz drop john of the the ropes for...the...win?
WINNNER: THE...MIZ?
BULLSHIT!
we get a video package of the tag match on smackdown. nobodys out. People held down by hunter in
Backstage Boring calls R-truth a "second rate wrestler"
SEGUE TIME!
POT: HEY KETTLE! YOUR BLACK!
KETTLE:DONT PLAYER HATE SNOWFLAKE!*
*(with apoligies to Blacks everywhere)
DIVAS 6-TAG MATCH
MicHHHelle McCool, Beth Phionex and Natalya Neidhart Vs Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim and Melina Perez
MicHHHelle comes out in a black druid Robe in a cross on the back. Yeah thats Subtle! gail is mnisused in WWE and Kelly could sell a move to save her life. and boy does this match sucks! i've took out my Diveer Reader. to read Kelly mind and see says
"i need a tag. i dont think i could do a headscissor for 15 minutes and two kicks anymore. all women in .Melina tries to Perform her Last call 3 (it needs its own name!) but beth counters into Glam Slam.
Winners Smackdown!
Backstage:hunter says that he will replace anyone with the first person he sees.hornswoggle is chased out
Step up by Maylene and the sons of Disaster is or theme song tonight. i like it!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT 4-WAY MATCH
UNDERTAKER(c) VS CM PUNK VS REY MYSTERIO VS BATISTA
Formal intros Shitista booed,Rey cheered,Punk LOUDLY BBOED,Taker LOUDLY CHEERED!
Punk starts this of with cheap shots. punked on the outside Rey hits a Seated senton. back in Punk hits a Superplex on the champ. Rey hits a huracanrana,countered into a Last Ride, Spear! into ropes 619 gets 2. Spinebuster gets 2. punk back in Go To Sleep gets 2.dave pins but Hells gates locked in.Punk saves Dave!
Last ride after Pepsi one. boo-yay spot with taker vs Shitista.Chokeslam gets 2 Tombstone countered into bastista bomb Rey gets the pin.
Bastista is angry with rey throw in out
Double clothes line
taker rises up Tombstone
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:UNDERTAKER
AFTERMAT(C)H: MYSTERIO AND BASTISTA
Rey congratulates,taker helps bastista up defends everyman for himself rule of 4-ways.but DAVE goes nuh-uh bitch! and clotheslines the fuck out of oscar.
YAY! NOW ITS COOL TO HATE DAVE!
SMACKDOWN VS RAW 7-7 MATCH
RAW(HHH,SHAWN MICHAELS,BIG SHOW,BORING RHODES,JACK SWAGGER AND MARK HENRY) VS SMACKDOWN( CHRIS JERICHO, KANE,MATT HARDY,FINLAY,R-TRUTH,TYSON KIDD AND HARRY SMITH)
Okay team raw is wearing raw shirts and team smackdown is wearing smackdown shirts .you all know whats going down someone is going to betray the brand. Hardy pulls the shirt of swagger so swagger is going to betray raw and triple h is wearing a shit at all. i wonder...Finlay in with hbk. if there was ever a dream match int would be this.Sweet Chin Music but finlay made the tag to the Harts and go for the Hart attack tag Jericho in and chokes out shawn with shirt Dahm i thought Jericho was the traitor. smith in Saito Suplex gets two. tag to Kidd Springboard elbow Misses. hhh 3 spinebuster after each other stacking finlay,smith and kidd. Boom drop by kofi recersed into walls of jericho. everyone in for some Mayhem. Big show tells kofi that he will double team in a Rocket Laucher but instead Chokeslam! bif show is the traitor!
WINNERS TEAM SMACKDOWN: 4/5 THEY ARE THE BEST ON WWE THE SHOW WITH NO JOHN CENA!
after package for orton vs cena fued that started when they were babies, backstage boring blames kofi for losing the match for them ok
1 being swerved is not an excuse to blame for a loss
2 you werent even tag in offically boring if you were i would have pass out by your presence ofyou anti-charisma or as Pratchett calls it Charis'ntma.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IRON MAN MATCH!
John FUCKING Cena vs Randy Orton
Orton 5 wins
Cena 6 wins
WINEER AND NEW WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA
OVERALL: DAHM I'M GOOD! I PREDICT EVERY WIN AT BRASGGING RIGHTS. I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THE EVENT AFTER HAVING MIZ BEAT MORRISION THAT IS. BUT I/M SO GLAD THAT SMACKDOWN WON THE MATCH AND THAT FUCKING CENA DOES HAVE TO RUIN FRIDAY NIGHTS!
THUMBS UP SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFSTOP SMACKDOWN WON!
Ok so that it! Join me on friday for a scary top 10 at bogger box office.scarier that whats in joe-jacks wellies
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