Hell in a cell results

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WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
C.M. PUNK VS UNDERTAKER HELL IN A CELL
Formal intros Taker loudly cheered, Punk loudly booed!
Punk is whooped around the cage early. but Punk fights dirty and crowd hates him for that! punk takes out taker but butts his head on the cell! chokeslam countered into Go To Sleep into tombstone into a chopblock. this leads to chairs. last ride gets a two . Old school gets countered into an STO! but chokeslam and tombstone for the win!
WINNER AND NEW WORLDS CHAMPION! UNDERTAKER
taker leaves the ring limping.

Bragging rights seem to be a Smackdown vs raw ppv but not ecw Because Vince doesnt give a shit!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
JOHN MORRISON VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
NON CELL MATCH
good wrestling exchange to start of followed by dolph ducking a punch "no not the face"
Mr Ziggles chant to ziggler imagine if he had a worst name like Spirit squad Nicky! who would go by a name like that! oh! anyway a starship pain is dodged following up with roll-ups shot halves jack-knifes banana spilts and other pins. Re-Todd is getting on my nerves! Fame-asser than Zigzag in the ropes! Starship pain ends this match.
winner and still champion:morrison

BACKSTAGE:OSCAR AND DAVE!
This is how vince punishes his wrestler for drugs give them title matches he is a real bastard that vince! burn the witch!

they have 4 eejits dressed as the turtles for a promotion for the crap looking game

mickie james defeats fox

JERICHO BEATS rey myssterio and Shitista!

cena loses title so this fued will be the end of me!
 macintre beats r-truth
kofi retains
dx beats Legacy

OVERALL:WHY? WHY? WHY UNDER LAST CHANCE RULES HAVE THE HEEL WIN? WHY? HAVE TAKER CURTAIN JERKING? WHY NOT HAVE MID CARD CELLS? WHY CANT YOU GIVE NEW WRESTLERS AN INTERVIEW FOR THEIR CARECTOR? WHY GIVE SUSPENDED SUPERSTARS TITLE SHOTS? WHY PUT IN A MATCH THAT WOULD BE BETTER ON SMACKDOWN? WHY PUT A NON-TITLE MATCH AS THE MAIN EVENT?

okay there was nothing wrong with the matches just the booking made no sense.

THUMBS UP FOR THE MATCHES
THUMBS DOWN FOR PRESENTATION!

so thats it! i hope you join me again for tnas answer to wrestlemania Bound for glory i may finish welcome to the mindfuck for hallowe'en and Joe-jacks moonshine is turning people into zombies in night of the living braindead this halloween week at bogger box office. he will also share his top 10 scariest moments in between filling zombies full of lead!

this is the enlightened one saying keep on keeping on!