over the limit quickie and special announcement

R-truth defeated mysterio in a great opener.

barrett retained the ic belt by dq. the match against him and jackson was pitiful.
speaking of pitiful so was the divas match. why hire Kong if your not going to give her a title shot?

Randy orton's megapush continues to ruin the credibilty of every opponent put in front of him.

Big show and Kane retained the tag belts against Mason Ryan and Cm Punk. they would lose the belts to the NWO BLACK AND WHITE-I Mean-Henning and Z-LIST -24 HOURS LATER

I am happy to report that the cole/lawler fued is over.cole was assaulted by the king, had a finisher botched by Eve, had bbq sauce and finally had to kiss the feet of both Bret Hart and Lawler

and in the I Suck-i mean-I quit match, John cena-YOU KNOW THE REST!

AND NOW THE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

AFTER MY REVIEW OF DONNIE DARKO, INTERACTIVE MONTH WILL START AT THE END OF EVERY WEEK IN JUNE I WILL MAKE A POLL HERE IN A POST AND YOU CAN COMMENT HERE OR MY YOUTUBE PAGE http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment for what you what to read.
here is the first poll
Eamonn i want you to-

1. Stick it to the Nostalgia critic, and review a film he publicly said he would'nt-Matilda
2. Do playthough of a ds game
3. do a review of a wwe ppv from the past few years(i have lots and i'm sure i have the one your looking for!)
4. Review a full week of British and Irish Tv.

The first 10 responses for a single thing will count as a win.

Please comment.

3 TICKETS TO HELL 2:TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN:80's lad reviews Sleath

(THIS IS PART 3.
PART 1 IS AT boggerboxoffice
Part 2 is here.
EAMONN'S LINES IN BLACK
JOE-JACK LINES IN BLUE
80'S LADS REVIEW IN ORANGE
??????'S LINE IN RED
(80'S Lad throws a rope ladder to Eamonn and Joe-jack, who climb into the jet)
how did you learn to fly a jet?
PLAYING GALAGA, ENLIGHTENED DUDE!
But how did you get it?
Dude, we're an atheist wrestling reviewer, a culchie who's moonshine turned all his friends into zombies and a superstud ersatz to 90's Kid! Not everything has to make sense!
FAIR POINT!
Jus' remembah, oi'm da fillium cricket aroun' here!
Duly noted, Culchie Dude! Now how about some tunage?
(This weeks theme Wagner flight of the Valkyries
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V920BNsQgxU

HERE WE GO!

So the film starts with exposition with the vague location "the near future"

Dude, I'm from the 8os! I WAS TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE JET-PACKS!
"To combat the growing threat of terrorism, a new program was created"

We Just Hired the A-team!
We Created the Powerful and Experimental Machines that surpass Human Engineering"
We Just Hired the A-Team....and teamed them with the Autobots!
OF COURSE NOT!

They hire 3 pilots who have a training exercise with their GUUUUNNNNNNSSSS!
(CHILDISH GUN NOISES)
So anyway we met our heroes Ben (josh Lucas) Kara (Jessica Biel) and Henry(Jamie Foxx)
when they return to base they are are told that they will be joined by a new wingman.
after Henry tries to tell the General that Four Is Death, they will still be joined by a 4th member.

So after some filler where top-tier stars continue to speak some bad dialogue, we met the 4th "member" E.D.I- a robot plane or as i would like to call him...
STARSCREAM!

Meanwhile Henry's mentor strongly objects to the Decepticon on his ship. So our heroes test their skills against Starscream how can talk. And he sounds like HAL from Space Odyssey.

Suddenly the team are called out to Burma to attack a terrorist cell and they blow up a bulding
BOOOM! BOOOM! KA-BOOM!
But Ben suffers the G-Force and suffers a migrane
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
Starscream get struck by lightning making him all freaky-deaky!
And despite this the general plans to replace all the pilots with E.D.I's

Ben tells Henry that he has feelings for kara. Henry tells him that the romance will end her career.
-AND next scene Henry is with a Burmese Prozy
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU HYPOCRITE!

Anyway our heroes go to Tajikistan, where a warlord supposedly has WMDs. But Intel shows that the fallout will reach pakistan. however EDI Attacks on its own.

We cut to Seattle where E.D.I.'s creator, Not-Steve Jobs speaks to the general about the malfuntion. Back to action as EDI kills Henry.
BLACK MAN ALWAYS DIES FIRST!

Also Kara's gets hit causing her to crash in Korea.

Edi has then took out the flying refueling station for a cool ring of fire that could be seen from space!
(making v-sign) TAKE THAT, AL GORE!

EDI attacks russia but ben intervenes causing damage EDI reveals that he can feel pain and he killed henry because he exists to kill and survive.
so the robot did not turn against its masters because he was treated like a tool but because he became an existental emo.

So let wrap this up!
Ben saves Kara, edi sacrifices himself to save them, and just when you think the writing could not get any worse, the ungrateful bitch says this!
Kara: Just say you love me you pussy!
Take it on home, Eamonn!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
You have world class actors spouting verbal diaharra, the effects where overused and the script just garbage!

Hey, Enlightened Dude! we are coming into target with the supermarket
MR. The Culchie, are the bombs ready?
READY T'LAUNCH YER TOWNIE BASTID!
FIRE AT WILL!
(THE SUPER MARKET IS PELTED WITH DVDS OF "BOMBED" FILMS BECOMING ACTUAL BOMBS!)
(Eamonn parachutes down into the rubble as his friends fly home! from behind a huge rent-a-cop digs his way out!
"what are you boy? some kind of idiot?"
I AM NOT AN IDIOT~
(EAMONN PUNCHES, HIS ARM BECOMING SILVERY FLAME. IT REACHES THE SECURITY GUARDS GUT AND FLICKERS VIOLENTLY!)
.....I AM A MAN!
(Unbeknownst to Eamonn, a security camara films the whole thing. A shadowy figures watches intently.

So this human has the power? Little does he now about his destiny! We will met very soon, Mr Bermingham!

Friend me at youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment

update for may

due to circimstances beyond my control, part 3 of tipping the bargain bin will be released on tuesday. this is dur to a dentist appointment.

Eamonn

3 TICKETS TO HELL 2:TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN:Eamonn reviews Cruel intentions 2

(THIS IS PART 2 READ PART 1 AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE)
(EAMONN'S REVIEW IN BLACK,
JOE-JACKS LINE IN BLUE)
this weeks theme-Basement jax -cruel intentions-i love the song so much you can hear it on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
An' jus' a little more and ta-da yer disguise!
(looking at a mirror) YOU IDIOT! all you did was gave me a wig and glasses!
give ovah! wot didya expect from a fillium fer 4 euro?

AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!

Cruel intentions.
A film in 1998 that was a modern adaptation of Fatal Liasons.But replaces the setting of pre-revolution France was replaced by American college and it worked very well, it was sexy, but it was smartly written
So Naturally they wanted to create a sequel
but hold on.
Sebastian dies and Kathryn is sent to prison for his murder
so they said "what about a sequel?"
Yes despite, having a two in the title this is in fact a prequel
with that in mind lets dig into cruel intentions: sedude and destroy!

so the film starts with the younger version of Sebastion (played by a cast-off from Dawson's creek) getting kicked out of a school by ...pranks? yeah in the first film seb was cold hearted and here he is a goofy guy and very fond here of the Granny f***y!

So he mets his dads new family and his new step-sister katryn played by a young....Amy Adams?
Goddammit woman! stop appearing in my reviews your not a bad actresses!

When it is revealed that seb is just as good at kathryn in every way, we see that Seb's dad is a pushover and kats mom is a pagent queen mom. its nice to see the people whose actions made them the monstors in the first film.

So seb is told he is to go to a private school in England.
WHAT IS IT WITH AMERICANS AND THERE FASCINATION WITH ENGLAND?
When ever an american jerk needs to be taught a lession they send him to england.
Why?
British culture is built on duality!
the same country that has an air of grace, also gave us the Carry-on films Punk Rock and kevin and perry.

so we are in England where seb wastes no time in flirting with the first thing in a skirt. it turns out that she is Dannielle the principals daught-
OH GOD NO!
That's the plot of the first film. this is just lazy writing.

Meanwhile in Stiff Upper lip high, as underpaid extras lip-sync in a choir, one of the extras (the appropriettly named Keri lynn Pratt!) breaks out in hiccups while Kat is giving a speech. she tells Kat that she'll cure them with chew-gum. so the enevitable happens, the idiot starts choking. Dannielle saves her and pisses off Kathryn.

the first class is english where they discuss doctor Jekkyl and mister Hyde.
SYMBOLISM!!!11!!!!!!!1!
Meanwhile kat has blackmailed the vice principal to get her way. by forming an elitist student body.

Meanwhile Outside the school in a bookshop in manchester...
ever notice that manchester looks a lot like rhode island?
Danielle is told to shelve books on the Karma Sutra?

....She's in high school! Did you not think there might be a little problem in her to carry such books?

Meanwhile kat is still creating her elitist army. it turns out that Cheri (GUM-IDIOT!) is richer than kathryn, so she plans to turn cheri into the biggest slut in school so her authorithy is not undermi-
OH GOD NO!
Thats the subplot to the first film! y'know the part where Michelle Gellar and selma blair kissed?

So cheri and kat go clubbing in Soho
.....ever notice that soho looks a lot like new york?
where kat plies the idiot with drink to make her look a fool but she does it all by herself.

After getting allowance that excells my yearly rent, seb buys dani a phone and kisses her in public, making her fell ashamed. So now the sebastian montinuex who used to steal girls and keep kat in a steady of cocaine hidden in her cruxifix, is now taken advice from his servants.So he proclaims his love for Danielle.

After some filler involving a lost jacket that planted foreshadowing that never materialised.we have charector derailment. Danielle who in the last scene was embarrassed by a simple kiss is now a Depraved Virgin.

lets wrap this up!
Danielle double-crosses seb, they get in a threesome with Kat, Seb turns into the charector he was in CI 1 and the film ends with the 3 corrupting Cheri
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS FILM SUCKS!

The Charectors are wrong, the film is filled with pointless scenes (which i left out of this review because) and as mentioned, despite being called "Manchester Prep" the whole dahm thing was filmed new york, that have way through they give up with the facade.

So to sum it up: cruel intentions 2: not a unnessacary sequel but an unnessacary prequel

(Eamonn enters the supermarket but is surrounded by Rentacops. The roar of engines and "Danger zone" breaks the silence! ITS 8O'S LAD PILOTING A JET SIGNALING EAMONN TO GET OUT!)

KEEP IT HERE BECAUSE NEXT WEEK 80'S LAD REVIEWS SLEATH!