Will be winding down into the new year this will be because i wont be ordering anymore ppv but will still review the ones broadcast in Britain for free.
ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE
Sept-DEC tna and free wwe ppvs Only!
Nov-Nominations for the flippies 2012
December-MONTH OFF!
subject to change (there may even be a DESPERATE Attempt of a theme month, I'm sure it will be a DANDY Sendoff!)
I will also at the cusp of 2000 pageviews and i will make an announcement that will change EnlightenedTowers forever!
BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
Today-Eamonn reviews thunderpants
October-Hallowe'en special-Eamonn reviews Wild Wild West
November-Eamonn Reviews Black Night
December-A Culchie Christmas Carol: A Fable of 4 Partes
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT IN GETTING CLOSE TO 2000 VIEWS! I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MY READERS AND FRIENDS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Summerslam 2012 quickie
In the Pre-show match, Antonio Cesaro is the new United States champion. Besting Santino in match that should have being on the main-card.
The event proper started with Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler. Cole made the fact that Y2J has not won a single ppv calibre match all year. However Jericho defeated Ziggler in a dynamic bout.
Charlie Sheen was not in attendance, thank Goodness, As Kane tapped to the move now dubbed the NO!-Lock. What's next? Bryan gets an indecisive gimmick and calls it the MAYBE SO-Lock?
Rey mysterio, dressed as batman was defeated by Bane, or rather MY Bane, THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Rey couldn't take the Inter-Worthless-Now-it's-on-a-Pointless-Z-list-celebrity-who-should-be-in-the-Jungle-talking-to-Ant'N'Dec-eating-kangaroo-balls-by-now title. (BITTERNESS? WHAT BITTERNESS?)
I had to laugh at Cole trying to portray Lame-Arse as a working class hero. Yeah the man from Tallaght,(which is an affluent suburb of Dublin Town) who worked as an I.T Consultant who got a job because he's Hunt-uh's work-out buddy is a real example of us blue-collar bozzos(!)
Anyway Sheamus retained, despite Alberto's foot on the ropes. Just goes to show even the refs know what side the bread is buttered.
Gone but not forgotten,A.W Was over despite being fired. Why? because During the Kofi/truth vs Black Cena/O'Neill there was a "Kobe Bryant" chant. As predicted by me the fiery tribute to there manager was not enough for the prime-time players to win. And #MillionsOfDollars quickly became #BusFareHome!
Punk won after a restart in the match after a double submission.Punk is using heel tactics...and they still cheer Punk! We ain't never gonna cheer for Cena, WWE, HE STILL SUCKS! UNDERSTAND?
Before the main event, 15 minutes wasted on Kevin Rudolph seeing the theme for summerslam. Aren't you glad we had this and not the U.S Championship, or RYDER or REKS AND HAWKINS?
Oh, and to make it more pointless, Divas, Spanish Announcers and Michael Cole all danced and mimed to the song.
Finally All it took was going to the well a few times for Lesner to get a tap-out victory via that Brutal Kimora lock. Lesner was far from solid-looking after trips Punched Brock in the stomach, taking advantage of the stomach problems Brock had all of last year. Despite breathing like someone drowning, Brock defeated the boss-man in a shocker!
The event proper started with Chris Jericho vs Dolph Ziggler. Cole made the fact that Y2J has not won a single ppv calibre match all year. However Jericho defeated Ziggler in a dynamic bout.
Charlie Sheen was not in attendance, thank Goodness, As Kane tapped to the move now dubbed the NO!-Lock. What's next? Bryan gets an indecisive gimmick and calls it the MAYBE SO-Lock?
Rey mysterio, dressed as batman was defeated by Bane, or rather MY Bane, THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Rey couldn't take the Inter-Worthless-Now-it's-on-a-Pointless-Z-list-celebrity-who-should-be-in-the-Jungle-talking-to-Ant'N'Dec-eating-kangaroo-balls-by-now title. (BITTERNESS? WHAT BITTERNESS?)
I had to laugh at Cole trying to portray Lame-Arse as a working class hero. Yeah the man from Tallaght,(which is an affluent suburb of Dublin Town) who worked as an I.T Consultant who got a job because he's Hunt-uh's work-out buddy is a real example of us blue-collar bozzos(!)
Anyway Sheamus retained, despite Alberto's foot on the ropes. Just goes to show even the refs know what side the bread is buttered.
Gone but not forgotten,A.W Was over despite being fired. Why? because During the Kofi/truth vs Black Cena/O'Neill there was a "Kobe Bryant" chant. As predicted by me the fiery tribute to there manager was not enough for the prime-time players to win. And #MillionsOfDollars quickly became #BusFareHome!
Punk won after a restart in the match after a double submission.Punk is using heel tactics...and they still cheer Punk! We ain't never gonna cheer for Cena, WWE, HE STILL SUCKS! UNDERSTAND?
Before the main event, 15 minutes wasted on Kevin Rudolph seeing the theme for summerslam. Aren't you glad we had this and not the U.S Championship, or RYDER or REKS AND HAWKINS?
Oh, and to make it more pointless, Divas, Spanish Announcers and Michael Cole all danced and mimed to the song.
Finally All it took was going to the well a few times for Lesner to get a tap-out victory via that Brutal Kimora lock. Lesner was far from solid-looking after trips Punched Brock in the stomach, taking advantage of the stomach problems Brock had all of last year. Despite breathing like someone drowning, Brock defeated the boss-man in a shocker!
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
SummerSlam 2012 Predictions
YES, SO MUCH FOR MY MONTH OFF!
Sunday night sees the Descent of the Perfect storm but before we get to that here is all the other titles in Importance.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
C M PUNK (C) VS BIG SHOW AND JOHN FUCKING CENA.
So the wwe twitter followers said they would like to see rock vs punk at the royal rumble. and some are some Suprised at the heel turn. ER..DUMBASSES! YOU ASKED FOR THIS! AND IT'S NOT LIKE PUNK WASN'T VOCAL ABOUT ROCKS MAGICAL TITLE MATCH FROM NOWHERE!
As for match itself the rumble is janurary so i bet punk will drop the belt so he can win back prior to the Rumble.
Due to the joyride storyline Adr versus sheamus will offically not happen. stay tuned for more details.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) VS REY MYSTERIO
I see this in the middle of ppv to build the excitement after the tag match. Miz to win because somehow they think putting the belt on a reality tv attenion whore is progress!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SANTINO (C) VS ANTONIO CESERO
NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE SPECIAL!
The former Claudio Castenogli (whose surname I butchered and i'm sorry) has being on a tear. The Swiss unique blend of techinal skill and hardnosed aggression has granted him a title shot. I believe Antonio will make history as wwe first swiss title holder. 1 request, WWE. Change him to face or change his music to something more sinister. No-one can stay mad at someone who comes out to Chelsea Dagger by the Frattellis!
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE TWO BLACK GUYS WHO CREATIVE HAS NOTHING FOR(C) VS THE PRIMETIME PLAYERS
As you may know by now, A.W. Has being fired for saying a comment on live T.V about the Kobe Bryant Rape Case.And accused wwe via twitter of double standards. why? well 7 years ago During cena's rapper gimmick during his fued with big show. Show said this rhyming couplet
You think you can beat me, Cena, you can't cos I'm A giant!
In my world you're a white girl, And I'm Kobe Bryant!
And that was when it was actual news! And no complaint were made then. I agree with A.W. Double standards indeed.
As for the match itself, The primetime players are at a disavantage without their manager but expect them to put on a show in respect to their fallen mentor.
CHRIS JERICHO VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
Accussing someone of losing their touch is a dangerous thing but not if your opponent is a man who would anything to be famous except HIS JOB! All year Jericho has being focused on concerts and pitching television pilots that he seems to ne losing his touch. Ziggler is hungry and ready but needs to drop a main event calibre star. And he will. Why? Because Jericho is leaving to cut a fourth Fozzy album no-one will hear or buy.
THE DEPUSH OF D.BRYAN!
Daniel Bryan vs Kane (wHHHo Booked tHHHis sHHHit?)
The invite has being sent by wwe for Charlie Sheen to be in attendence. (Or he can appear on Skype to give a running commentary to what we just saw!) If he does turn up then the Boycott will begin to turn Daniel Bryan FACE! and boo Sheen when they have their match.
Main event(Funny how that worked out!)
HUNT-UH...VERSUS-UH....LESN-UH!
THIS WILL HELD UNDER SHOOT FIGHT RULES I.E A REAL FIGHT.
AND EXPECT TRIPLE H TO STILL BURY LESNER!
Well thats it! I will se you on monday for full results.
Sunday night sees the Descent of the Perfect storm but before we get to that here is all the other titles in Importance.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
C M PUNK (C) VS BIG SHOW AND JOHN FUCKING CENA.
So the wwe twitter followers said they would like to see rock vs punk at the royal rumble. and some are some Suprised at the heel turn. ER..DUMBASSES! YOU ASKED FOR THIS! AND IT'S NOT LIKE PUNK WASN'T VOCAL ABOUT ROCKS MAGICAL TITLE MATCH FROM NOWHERE!
As for match itself the rumble is janurary so i bet punk will drop the belt so he can win back prior to the Rumble.
Due to the joyride storyline Adr versus sheamus will offically not happen. stay tuned for more details.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV (C) VS REY MYSTERIO
I see this in the middle of ppv to build the excitement after the tag match. Miz to win because somehow they think putting the belt on a reality tv attenion whore is progress!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SANTINO (C) VS ANTONIO CESERO
NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE SPECIAL!
The former Claudio Castenogli (whose surname I butchered and i'm sorry) has being on a tear. The Swiss unique blend of techinal skill and hardnosed aggression has granted him a title shot. I believe Antonio will make history as wwe first swiss title holder. 1 request, WWE. Change him to face or change his music to something more sinister. No-one can stay mad at someone who comes out to Chelsea Dagger by the Frattellis!
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE TWO BLACK GUYS WHO CREATIVE HAS NOTHING FOR(C) VS THE PRIMETIME PLAYERS
As you may know by now, A.W. Has being fired for saying a comment on live T.V about the Kobe Bryant Rape Case.And accused wwe via twitter of double standards. why? well 7 years ago During cena's rapper gimmick during his fued with big show. Show said this rhyming couplet
You think you can beat me, Cena, you can't cos I'm A giant!
In my world you're a white girl, And I'm Kobe Bryant!
And that was when it was actual news! And no complaint were made then. I agree with A.W. Double standards indeed.
As for the match itself, The primetime players are at a disavantage without their manager but expect them to put on a show in respect to their fallen mentor.
CHRIS JERICHO VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
Accussing someone of losing their touch is a dangerous thing but not if your opponent is a man who would anything to be famous except HIS JOB! All year Jericho has being focused on concerts and pitching television pilots that he seems to ne losing his touch. Ziggler is hungry and ready but needs to drop a main event calibre star. And he will. Why? Because Jericho is leaving to cut a fourth Fozzy album no-one will hear or buy.
THE DEPUSH OF D.BRYAN!
Daniel Bryan vs Kane (wHHHo Booked tHHHis sHHHit?)
The invite has being sent by wwe for Charlie Sheen to be in attendence. (Or he can appear on Skype to give a running commentary to what we just saw!) If he does turn up then the Boycott will begin to turn Daniel Bryan FACE! and boo Sheen when they have their match.
Main event(Funny how that worked out!)
HUNT-UH...VERSUS-UH....LESN-UH!
THIS WILL HELD UNDER SHOOT FIGHT RULES I.E A REAL FIGHT.
AND EXPECT TRIPLE H TO STILL BURY LESNER!
Well thats it! I will se you on monday for full results.
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