Now to the actual ppv. All matches are in ascending Title Importance.
YEARLY COMPLETY UNNESSARCARY NON-TITLE MATCH
Dolph Ziggler vs Blandy Bore-ton!
The walking, talking push killer win beat Dolph but it'll be for this:I Strongly believe Ziggler will cash in the MiTB briefcase either this Sunday or after.
DIVA'S TITLE MATCH
Fail-a(C) vs Generic Blonde with Big Tits!
How shit is Eve "Botch"Torres?
SHE EVEN BOTCHES THROWING PEOPLE OVER TOP ROPES!
THAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, Kaitlyn wasn't even supposed to win the battle royal. And now we have 2 perky Faces who will dance, taunt and be idiots until Torres will interfere causing a DQ.
That is if she Doesn't Botch Her Run-in!
I just hope Beth's sabbatical is a short one!
Tag team championship
THE 2 BLACK GUYS CREATIVE HAS NOTHING FOR(c) VERSUS THE 2 MAIN EVENTERS WHO ARE FEUDING
EVERY TIME! NOT THIS! DONT KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT? READ THE FOLLOWING IN Michael Cole's Voice:
- These two men can't get along how can they coexist?
- Oh my! Kane is hurt he has to tag
- Oh my! Kane and Bryan with A Double team, I have Never seen that Before!
- ....And they Won! these two men who despise each other are Tag Team Champions!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
Antonio Cesero vs Winner of Pre show Battle Royal
There will be a battle royal(Contestants:Uncomfirmed) to face Antonio Cesaro. Obviously Every constestant will be wrestlers who don't have a match. But it won't matter. Cesaro will beat that man on sunday to start of a fued as he has just ended his fued with Santino.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV!(C)VS CODY RHODES VS SIN CARA VS REY MYSTERIO
Mangement has teased the Idea of turning 1 of the 2 masked men in this match Hell. Sin cara you're turning hell! Come on! it wont be Mysterio the man has spent 15 years being Face that not even a Hard Turn to ease him into this new role will be enough. Either Way expect Rhodes or THE GOBSHITE! to leave with the strap.
WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
LAME-ARSE(C) VS Alberto Del Rio
See above But if they don't execute the plan with Ziggler. I say sheamus to win.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP(C)
CM PUNK LOSES TO....I MEAN VERSUS....John Cena
There is no Nexus, There is no Rock, There is no giving up title shots for your best friend, Just a straight match in your home town(which Hates you has well for wearing a Yankees t-shirt in your Title Match debut!) So the dices are fully loaded and the deck is stacked in Cena's favour. Would you have it any other way?
I won't be watching the show but i will have thoughts about it!
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