BOUND FOR GLORY SEMI FINAL
JEFF HARDY VS SAMOA JOE
We had this match on Impact last week, It was a ppv quality match. Hammerlock by Joe into a sidelock, throwing Meth to the ropes and knocking down with a huge Shoulder barge. A barrage of Kicks in the corner by Joe, ends with brawling onthe outside. Back in the ring Joe with an Atomic Drop, the stunned Hardy gets a big boot and Back splash for this troubles. whipped to corner, Joe hits his signature Clothesline/Spin kick combo. Snapmare, into a Samoan Nerve Hold into a more effective choke, throwing out hardy, Joe with the Tope On the outside.
Ad Break: Sharing nothing but a wrapper and an L-spaped Driveway!
Headbutt by the Samoan submission Machine,Enzirigri by Jeff, Hardy makes some offence with a clothesline, followed by the wishbone legdrop the whisper in the wind.Hardy charges, Urunage by Joe in the corner. Twist of Fate followed by an Anaconda Vice.Sideheadlock by Jeff gets 3
WINNER: HARDY
BETTER THAN THE MATCH THEY HAD ON IMPACT 4/5
Backstage, James storm reminds us that Bully ray eliminated him from the bfg last year, and for claiming that he was the leader of Aces and Eights.
Ad Break:Steve Coogan in a speedo? I think my eyes need to bleach my eyes!
BFG SERIES SEMI FINAL
BULLY RAY VS COWBOY JAMES STORM
This imatch was the reversed coin-side to the last match, the last match was fast and thrilling this...was not! In ending Bully ray won by a Dusty finish and an assist from Bobby roode's with a beer bottle. So all that building up storm was so he can lose in a dusty finish WTF?, TNA CREATIVE?
AD BREAK: RESIDENT EVIL 6: AS LONG AS THEY DONT MAKE A FILM, I'M OKAY WITH IT!
TNA KNOCKOUTS MATCH
As always Taryn Terrell(the former Tiffany, and former Mrs Drew Macintyre) is referee. To steal a joke from wrestlecrap, YAY!
Collar and Elbow tie-up to start, Adams with Armringer, countered into a Wristlock by Tara, countered into a Headlock Takedown by the champ, countered into a legsweep into a Stand-off. A chain of roll-out leads to rope break. Tessmacher complains that Tara made the first pin gets slapped by the vetern Tara, Following up with A springing Clothesline and the Arachnaphobia, Superplex and the Widows peak is countered into ...(sigh) A FUCKING ROLL-UP!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: ADAMS
After a match that good it ends with the cheapest of all moves, the non-finisher, THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!
Austin Aries versus Armbreaker (Luke Gallows) ended as a no contest when the A's&8's ambushed Aries and Jeff Hardy.
AD BREAK DON'T MAKE ME THROW THIS HUMUS!
X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP:
SONJAY DUTT VS ZIMA ION:
Dutt takes advantage of Ion's Afro by pulling his Hair.Ion pissed off hits a Go-behind take down followed by an Armdrag. Head sciddors by dutt whos shoulder is heavily taped, goes for spinning elbow that gets caught in a gut buster. Suplex By Ion gets the Crowd to chant "get a haircut. Hostile Makeover by Ion gets 2, another headscissors by Dutt, Powerbomb by Zima, and an Armbar.
AD BREAK: Don't listen to Ed Sheeran and Devlin's Watchtower or Jimi Hendrix will be rolling in his grave!
....Well that Ad break by Challenge was very nessarcery, as we return to quick pins and the finish, Zima hitting a Gory Slam
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Zima ION
RVD defeated Magnus in a tv Quality match.
Challange much like Bravo before them have no clue how to show Wrestling the Following match for the Tag team championship was cut to ad breaks, In between the video package, the intros, and the match itself, streching out the match more than it possibly could. I Don't know if i mention this before but because Challange is too lazy to show TNA PPV'S LIVE(Despite being took over by sky who show WWE PPV'S LIVE!) The show is defered with ad breaks streching the ppv to 10pm-2am. by this time the tag is shown at 1am GMT, a point in time where the station bosses must say"screw it the show we are showing must not be important, let's make the AD BREAKS LONGER!, Ruining the pace of tag team championship match! Well i've Ranted enough about Sky's stupidity lets rant about Tna's Stupidity, as Daniels wins the match by blinding styles with his Apple-tini
At this time it's 2:20 after another commercial break. the Final of bfg series was just brawl really as an injured hardy was whaled on until he countered the Bubba Cutta into the Twist of Fate.
Well that's it! scroll down for thoughts and predictions of Night of (most of the) Champions.
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