summer 2013 update

I'm taken a month off, due to Family Commitments. But will return 7th of may, with all of this!

ENLIGHTENED PAGE SCHEDULE

• Want EVEN MORE free sky channels? of course you do!
• after the sensational turn of events that has made fandango's theme number 1 on British and/or Irish iTunes, It's only fair I do a count down of best WWE Themes.
• and it's only fair I do one for the rival company, Impact.
• For the first time, for a long time, I will review Summerslam
• All coverage of all deferred Impact PPVS

BOGGER BOX OFFICE SCHEDULE
The Internets only text-based triple bill returns to end the current storyline. This year our boxset is films starring wrestlers

3 TICKETS TO HELL: OPUS OF BLOOD AND CANVAS

• Part 1: Bogger box office-Joe-Jack reviews Behind Enemy Lines
• Part 2: Enlightened Page-Eamonn reviews the Marine 1
• Part 3: Bogger box office-80's Lad, like, totally reviews Walking Tall

As last year, 5 endings have being written and the total combined number for both blogs for may, will be added to determine the ending to be released the last Monday of May.

• June-Eamonn reviews Tooth fairy
• July-Satanic Ostrich (really!) reviews Meet Dave!
• August -Mystery review(all I can tell you it's something that it's something Doug Walker publicly said he will never review-And It's Not Matilda, at least I hope to get it done for August!

WRESTLEMANIA 29 RESULTS!

"New Jersey has a hard time topping this show"
That's how I ended my WM28 review 1 year ago and that's how we're starting. Welcome to the spiritual home of wwe, welcome to the State of New York.
Video package is about the fine work the National Guard did in the wake of Super-Storm Sandy. I'm very anti-war but what they did was heroic.

6 MAN TAG
HUNT-UH'S BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE(LAME-ARSE, BLANDY BORETON AND BIG SLOW) VS SHIELD (AMBROSE,REIGNS,ROLLINS)
The Shield gets an ovation from the crowd they love them! clearly going through the crowd has made them heroes in their eyes. Considering who their opponents are, I saw there's more than 1 smark in the audience. Reigns Starts out against Sheamus. Tag to Orton, Double STO. Rollins in, Orton out, Basement dropkick on sheamus. Ambrose in gets slammed. Big show tags in tears off Dean's Bullet proofs and delivers the frying pan chop. Low drop kick by ambrose, Rollins in with a Flying Knee, Reigns and ambrose make quick tags, Bearhug by Reigns, into a suplex by show. Sheamus in for his club spot, followed by 2 finlay Rolls Thriple powerbomb but Big show with the spear. Orton himself tagged in instead of show, Rko on Rollins, but spear by Reigns.
WINNERS: THE SHIELD 3/5
Nice Match, the crowd loved it.

Via Twitter feed Zack ryder tell us that GOBSHITE FROM MTV is the I.C Champion

Mark Hungry versus Ryberg had a terrible ending. Henry fell on ryback during the Shell shocked and pinned him.

TRIPLE H MUST BE IN A GOOD MOOD, AS NOT ONLY DID HELL NO RETAINED THE TAG BELTS, DANIEL BRYAN GOT THE WIN! ever notice that when they win, it's kane who gets the pin and if they lose it's Bryan who get's pinned. Just drop the pretence already Hunt-uh, and lower the glass ceiling like you want to.

As I predicted, Fandango was given a extravagant entrance with 10 dancers, Firework and a flaming logo.
Not that he himself, is  not already flaming!

Shock of Shocks, FandanGODAWFUL Bet Jericho
Surprised but not Impressed.
He bet him with a roll-up when he's finisher only merit a 1-count.
BAN THE ROLL-UP.

ALBERTO DEL RIO (C) VS A WHEEL AMERWICCAN JACK THWAGGER
Before the match, each competitor had a video package. First we saw the video package for wm17 remade into a Propaganda Piece for Culter. The second was so optimistic in comparison, as ADR was on Liberty and Ellis Islands.

Already in the ring, Swagger and Culter apparently drove in a jeep adorned by the Don't thread on me flag and Old Glory called the Patriot Patrol. I think we should call it the Marijuana Mobile.

Knee's by Swagger, followed up by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Savant kick by Del Rio. A second proves Disastrous as Swagger has the Patriot lock on tight like a tiger. Swagger go for a Swagger bomb but gets crotched. Both men Trade German suplexes. Patriot Act lock in again countered into Cross Arm Breaker, Back into the Patriot Act but it's in the ropes. Cross breaker after a distraction by Ricardo.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION ADR 5/5
4 FOR THE MATCH, WITH 1 FOR THE STORYTELLING BEFORE HAND.

THE STREAK!
UNDERTAKER VS CM PUNK
Both men had superb entrances, Living Colour played live and rocked it.
Okay Punk I see your Awesome 80's rock band and Raise you ZOMBIES!
Yeah 'Takers entrance had zombies. Moral of the story: Don't ever play Entrance Top Trumps with the Deadman.
Shoulder Barge into Old School but punk counters with an armdrag, punk also does his own Old school. Russian leg sweep gets one. Taker whips Punk but his big boot is countered. I think this is the first time Undertaker has being scouted this well in his long career. After a brawl Undi makes the 10 count a walks into a neckbreaker. Suplex by Taker. Punk crotched on the top rope. Splash by punk.
Macho Elbow by punk. Chokeslam gets 21/2. Snake eyes countered as Taker is thrown out. Macho elboe on Spanish table. Hell's gate countered into the Anaconda vice. Go to sleep by punk, Taker ricochets of the ropes into a tombstone.....
THAT ONLY GETS TWO!
INCONCEIVABLE!
Urn shot that only serves to piss off taker more, Tombstone again and this time...
WINNER:UNDERTAKER 21-0
ASK NOT WHO SHOULD BREAK THE STREAK, INSTEAD ASK SHOULD THE STREAK GET BROKEN?

triple H won in a brawl and nothing else.

the hall of fame next and Congratulations to Trish Stratus after announcing her pregnancy. this year was a star studded class. Bruno looked so good last night he looked like he could still go in the ring tomorrow.
 I'm having a great night! first CatchPhrase was rebooted on ITV, the Dark knight premiered on tv3, I didn't see the miz tarnish another belt, and it looks like the Bella Skanks match was cancelled because it's time for
TWICE IN A LIFETIME!
THE SHOWCASE OF THE SELL-OUTS FOR THE WWE PART TIME CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ROCK LOSES TO-I MEAN,VERSUS JOHN CENA.
By this time I was struggling to stay awake as it this was a facsimile of last year match.
the only up-side is I don't have to retire my" x lose to-I mean versus" joke after all!

Thank you for joining me, their will be no Results for Impact's X-travaganza  ppv as it was Pre-recorded in February and spoilers had already being written.

I'll be taking a month off due to personal reasons. in May we will be back with the triple feature filibuster that is THREE TICKETS TO HELL!

the final card for wrestlemania 29

this Sunday night it's going be the grandest stage of them all. In the spiritual home of wwe, New York comes Wrestlemania 29.

All matches are in descending importance.

TWICE IN A LIFE-TIME!
THE SHOW-CASE OF THE SELL-OUTS!
THE DWAYNE VS JOHN FUCKING CENA FOR THE WWE PART-TIME CHAMPIONSHIP!
I Was of the many fans who felt that rock's latest title run has being less than stellar. Rock's lacklustre matches and non-competing on raw, when he did show up, does not impress. So I'll feel dirty saying it, but just like when GOBSHITE FROM MTV! was champion I hope Cena wins. and it looks like it maybe a heel turn. Finally have Cena lose his temper, sure he'll lose his sweetheart deal selling merch but trust me, if he turns heel it won't last but they probably not chant Cena sucks. if they book it right.

WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP
"Wasist" Jack Thwagger vs Alberto Del Rio.(c)
By now, you've heard that Swagger celebrated his title shot by smoking up a big-ass blunt. Looks like his title chances....
(PUT'S ON SUNGLASSES)
Went up in smoke!
(YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Won't get fool again plays)

PRE-SHOW IC CHAMPIONSHIP
WADE BARRET(c)VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV.
For all of miz's big talk of proving to the world he can hang with the big boys, I will be spared actually seeing and hearing that Chimp-face idiot having 6 shades of shite beaten out of him by the Barrett Barrage.

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TEAM HELL NO(C) VS Dolph ziggler and Big E Langston
Kane and Daniel Bryan are advertised to put the title's up against the shield at the London tapings so Dolph wont have 2 belts this year. I Have a feeling Langston will up-show the show-off, get pinned and return to cash in the briefcase. he only has 3 months left to do it. Clock's ticking.

THE STREAK!
UNDERTAKER VS CM PUNK
Amid the controversy of using the real life death of William moody(Paul Bearer), a truth had being spoken by JBL: For once in 21 years it's Undertaker the victim of mind games. Every year I say that it's the safest bet I ever made, this year it's still safe as houses.

NO HOLDS BARRED
HUNT-UH VERSUS-UH LESN-UH
Brock lesner will destroy triple h. Triple h is an executive now. He is not in very good shape to wrestle day to day so win or lose it's one of triple h's last match's regardless. Simple as.

Chris Jericho vs FandanGOD AWFUL!
I bet Chris was working on an album this year. Safe to say the production value of the event will go straight into making FandanGOBSHITE entrance a spectacular before the bell ring turns it into a Craptacular. If Johnny Curtis actually beats Jericho clean. I WILL LOSE IT!

THROWAWAY MATCH
WOADTH THCOLARTH AND THE BELLA SKANKS VERSUS BORE-US CLAY AND LORD TENSALBERTRAIN AND THE FUNKADACTYLS

There is not enough Savlon in the world to remove the mark of the world's biggest face-palm that I gave myself when I read that this match was being booked.

RYBACK VS MARK HENRY
Now this is going to be ugly. nothing but raw power. But there is a storyline. Ryback nearly bet Henry's world record in bench-pressing that he just made. For the longest time, The world's strongest man name was so instrumental in bringing him to wwe, that it's the thing that he held dear. when you met some-one who does something you do well better than you, It shakes your confidence and you act negatively. that how the writers want you to feel what Henry is going through.

THE SHIELD (SETH ROLLINS, ROMAN REIGNS AND DEAN AMBROSE) VS TRIPLE H'S BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE(BIG SHITE,BORE-TON AND LAME-ARSE)

THE FUCK YOU THINK?

Full results after 11:30am GMT at 8th of April.