WRESTLEMANIA 29 RESULTS!

"New Jersey has a hard time topping this show"
That's how I ended my WM28 review 1 year ago and that's how we're starting. Welcome to the spiritual home of wwe, welcome to the State of New York.
Video package is about the fine work the National Guard did in the wake of Super-Storm Sandy. I'm very anti-war but what they did was heroic.

6 MAN TAG
HUNT-UH'S BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE(LAME-ARSE, BLANDY BORETON AND BIG SLOW) VS SHIELD (AMBROSE,REIGNS,ROLLINS)
The Shield gets an ovation from the crowd they love them! clearly going through the crowd has made them heroes in their eyes. Considering who their opponents are, I saw there's more than 1 smark in the audience. Reigns Starts out against Sheamus. Tag to Orton, Double STO. Rollins in, Orton out, Basement dropkick on sheamus. Ambrose in gets slammed. Big show tags in tears off Dean's Bullet proofs and delivers the frying pan chop. Low drop kick by ambrose, Rollins in with a Flying Knee, Reigns and ambrose make quick tags, Bearhug by Reigns, into a suplex by show. Sheamus in for his club spot, followed by 2 finlay Rolls Thriple powerbomb but Big show with the spear. Orton himself tagged in instead of show, Rko on Rollins, but spear by Reigns.
WINNERS: THE SHIELD 3/5
Nice Match, the crowd loved it.

Via Twitter feed Zack ryder tell us that GOBSHITE FROM MTV is the I.C Champion

Mark Hungry versus Ryberg had a terrible ending. Henry fell on ryback during the Shell shocked and pinned him.

TRIPLE H MUST BE IN A GOOD MOOD, AS NOT ONLY DID HELL NO RETAINED THE TAG BELTS, DANIEL BRYAN GOT THE WIN! ever notice that when they win, it's kane who gets the pin and if they lose it's Bryan who get's pinned. Just drop the pretence already Hunt-uh, and lower the glass ceiling like you want to.

As I predicted, Fandango was given a extravagant entrance with 10 dancers, Firework and a flaming logo.
Not that he himself, is  not already flaming!

Shock of Shocks, FandanGODAWFUL Bet Jericho
Surprised but not Impressed.
He bet him with a roll-up when he's finisher only merit a 1-count.
BAN THE ROLL-UP.

ALBERTO DEL RIO (C) VS A WHEEL AMERWICCAN JACK THWAGGER
Before the match, each competitor had a video package. First we saw the video package for wm17 remade into a Propaganda Piece for Culter. The second was so optimistic in comparison, as ADR was on Liberty and Ellis Islands.

Already in the ring, Swagger and Culter apparently drove in a jeep adorned by the Don't thread on me flag and Old Glory called the Patriot Patrol. I think we should call it the Marijuana Mobile.

Knee's by Swagger, followed up by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Savant kick by Del Rio. A second proves Disastrous as Swagger has the Patriot lock on tight like a tiger. Swagger go for a Swagger bomb but gets crotched. Both men Trade German suplexes. Patriot Act lock in again countered into Cross Arm Breaker, Back into the Patriot Act but it's in the ropes. Cross breaker after a distraction by Ricardo.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION ADR 5/5
4 FOR THE MATCH, WITH 1 FOR THE STORYTELLING BEFORE HAND.

THE STREAK!
UNDERTAKER VS CM PUNK
Both men had superb entrances, Living Colour played live and rocked it.
Okay Punk I see your Awesome 80's rock band and Raise you ZOMBIES!
Yeah 'Takers entrance had zombies. Moral of the story: Don't ever play Entrance Top Trumps with the Deadman.
Shoulder Barge into Old School but punk counters with an armdrag, punk also does his own Old school. Russian leg sweep gets one. Taker whips Punk but his big boot is countered. I think this is the first time Undertaker has being scouted this well in his long career. After a brawl Undi makes the 10 count a walks into a neckbreaker. Suplex by Taker. Punk crotched on the top rope. Splash by punk.
Macho Elbow by punk. Chokeslam gets 21/2. Snake eyes countered as Taker is thrown out. Macho elboe on Spanish table. Hell's gate countered into the Anaconda vice. Go to sleep by punk, Taker ricochets of the ropes into a tombstone.....
THAT ONLY GETS TWO!
INCONCEIVABLE!
Urn shot that only serves to piss off taker more, Tombstone again and this time...
WINNER:UNDERTAKER 21-0
ASK NOT WHO SHOULD BREAK THE STREAK, INSTEAD ASK SHOULD THE STREAK GET BROKEN?

triple H won in a brawl and nothing else.

the hall of fame next and Congratulations to Trish Stratus after announcing her pregnancy. this year was a star studded class. Bruno looked so good last night he looked like he could still go in the ring tomorrow.
 I'm having a great night! first CatchPhrase was rebooted on ITV, the Dark knight premiered on tv3, I didn't see the miz tarnish another belt, and it looks like the Bella Skanks match was cancelled because it's time for
TWICE IN A LIFETIME!
THE SHOWCASE OF THE SELL-OUTS FOR THE WWE PART TIME CHAMPIONSHIP
THE ROCK LOSES TO-I MEAN,VERSUS JOHN CENA.
By this time I was struggling to stay awake as it this was a facsimile of last year match.
the only up-side is I don't have to retire my" x lose to-I mean versus" joke after all!

Thank you for joining me, their will be no Results for Impact's X-travaganza  ppv as it was Pre-recorded in February and spoilers had already being written.

I'll be taking a month off due to personal reasons. in May we will be back with the triple feature filibuster that is THREE TICKETS TO HELL!