WWE PAYBACK 2013 RESULTS

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Speaking of normal services resuming, Tonight, it's Clobbering time!

Since we are in Chicago, video Package is Gangster Themed

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE I.C. CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV VS CURTIS ASSHOLE VS WADE BARRETT (C)
After 15 attempts Barrett has some decent entrance music. And as for Miz, you know you suck when your absent manager is chanted for and not you! Unless you've had your head buried under a rock, Fandango is out of this match after a concussion. Donkey kick by Barrett on miz to start off, followed by a dropkick by asshole. How complicit are these Ring-Brats if a dropkick is your best move I could go into his offence more but all his moves are antiqued at best. Miz puts Barrett in figure four, but he powers out. Winds of change by Barrett. Perfectplex countered into Wasteland gets 2. Stupid fold in slam by G.F.M.T.V., Wade interrupts pins Axel, Miz makes the save. Figure four on the tweaked knee of Barrett but Axel makes a pin
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: CURTIS AXEL! 4/5
INGENIOUS END TO THIS MATCH, THERE MAYBE SOMETHING MORE TO THIS "JOBBER JOE" HENNING THAN I THOUGHT.

VIDEO PACKAGE FOR MARK HENRY FOR RAW. I GUESS HE'S NOT LEAVING.

Backstage, Hunt-uh refuses to congratulate Axel. because Hunt-uh is bitt-uh!

DIVAS TITLE MATCH
KAITLYN(C) VS AJ LEE W/ BIG LANGSTON
An angry fighter is a sloppy fighter, and despite giving a whole foot in size. Lee is beating Kaitlyn pillar to post here. Double neckbreaker by AJ, Though kaitlyn is no slouch herself hitting an array of kicks. Octopus Hold by lee, but it's countered into a rack. E causes a distraction, giving AJ enough time to hit Kaitlyn with her studded belt! Octopus Hold again into Sideslam. Spear but the champ chooses to taunt and holds aj in such a way to promote Shippers! and pays for it! Octopus Hold and 3rd time is indeed the charm!
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: AJ LEE
Close-up of Kaitlyn she has a black-eye already! That must  have being one shot with that belt!

I love the new Expert panel concept. this is the first time I've seen it. Basically superstars give their opinions on the matches. more of this please, WWE, and please let it lead to new feuds and
storylines.

US CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN AMBROSE (C) VS KANE
As you know, I think Kane has passed it. and this was his typical Immobile Slab of meat, going through the motions match. It was boring. so was the ending!
WINNER BY COUNTOUT: DEAN AMBROSE!

THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE! RVD RETURNS AT MONEY IN THE BANK!

Sandow was beaten by Lame-arse! Take that, Stephen Dunn!

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS DOLPH ZIGGLER

Arm-Rigger by ADR to start off, but Alberto has went for the jugular early by targeting his head. the doctor was out a few times to try to stop the match but Ziggler was having none of it. in the end, a valiant effort, a double turn and a new, if despised champion.
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: ALBERTO DEL RIO

Punk returned to Chicago and defeated Chris Jericho but after the previous match the crowd was spent.

Shield retained against randy Orton when Bryan was thrown out by Bore-ton.

3 STAGES OF HELL MATCH
RYBERG LOSES TO, I MEAN VERSUS JOHN CENA
THE FUCK YOU THINK!
WINNER: CENA!

HEAD OVER TO BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS PART 1 OF MEET IS UP! IT'S ALSO PART 1 OF MY NEW STORYLINE!