Here is some views on the Destination X tv special (which those Idiots at Challange refered to as just a weekly episode of Impact. Because they really don't know what they are doing!)
First match was a bound for glory series match between Bobby Roode and Austin Aries, the main event of last year's ppv when it was actually a pay-per-view. Austin Won but it felt like deja-vu. Nothing really changed. or that's what it felt like.
we had 3 x-division triple threat matches, with the theme of Past, present, and future. In the Past we had Homicide, Sonjay Dutt and Petey williams in the match of the night. "The Guru" goes forward to the triple threat next week.
In the "present" Kenny King and Jobbo Guerrero got Jobber Entrances. which meant Manik(formerly known as Suicide) would get the W, and SuiSHITE! Will be in the triple next week.
We had a pointless promo of mickie James doing her"music". Funny story, I was watching this on the telly, right, and the minute Mickie "sang", all the dogs in the Estate started Howling! This was to hype a match that(you guessed it!) was happening next week. Some PPV this is, hyping matches that people would get for free. (unless you're Irish and British, then same difference!) Still Gail kim versus Mickie James? That'll be Tidy!
In the "Future" Greg Marachulio (trent Barretta) Defeated Rubik and the long awaited Debut of Rockstar Spud, the winner of Impact British Bootcamp, Who as the only wrestler, beat of competion from britian's answer to the Bella Skanks and Some GOBSHITE FROM TAKE ME OUT! Be that as it may, Spud relished in ACTUAL competition, but it was Marachulio who won. He could just be the wildcard for this match next week
After Kidnapping kurt Angle (he was kidnapped by Bikers! BIKERS! CALL THE GARDS! THEY ARE BIKERS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!) Bully ray lost the title to Chris Sabin. What a heartwarming story for a man who nearly ended it all with Injuries. He had his Cinderella Man Moment!
Monday, July 22, 2013
Monday, July 15, 2013
wwe quickie: Bad booking leaves Mitb Bankrupt!
Here is a quick look at last night's Money in the Bank PPV.
We opened with the Smackdown Money in the bank Ladder Matches Very entertaining match as having all but Heels, they were going to pull out all the stops. The Winner was Damian Sandow. I didn't peg him to win, but I'm Glad he did. 2014 will be his year.
Next Brad Maddox wasted everyone's time you'd think P Diddy Daddy Doggy Lionny Lion or whatever his name is was back. He gloated with a video package of Vickie's Worst moments (i.e Every Moment)
Curtis Asshole Defeated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! thus proving Ring-Brats are the lesser of the sports 2 evils.
Then we had our first PPV rematch. A.J Lee defeated Kaitlyn. Again in a complete dilute of their match last Month.
Ryberg Defeated Jericho. With the FUCKING ROLL UP! Everyone knows that it's just bad storytelling if you finish with that move. It makes the user look unskilled and the victim look stupid that he couldn't counter a simple move. Once Again I must Say....
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
Any hope for ADR/Ziggler to be as great and exciting as last months bout, Was stolen when ADR Won by DQ after AJ was caught by the ref. the match was great up to that point however.
JOHN CENA...YOU KNOW THE REST!
And finally Punk was swerve by Heyman and Curtis Axel took out Bryan. the Winner of the Title shot for a Whole year is...Randy Orton, A card-carrying Member of the Brown Tongue Brigade who has Title shots on tap thanks to being Heterosexual Life Partn-uhs with Hunt-uh!
Join me in a fortnight where I HOPE Destination X will be Good enough to do a full report.
We opened with the Smackdown Money in the bank Ladder Matches Very entertaining match as having all but Heels, they were going to pull out all the stops. The Winner was Damian Sandow. I didn't peg him to win, but I'm Glad he did. 2014 will be his year.
Next Brad Maddox wasted everyone's time you'd think P Diddy Daddy Doggy Lionny Lion or whatever his name is was back. He gloated with a video package of Vickie's Worst moments (i.e Every Moment)
Curtis Asshole Defeated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! thus proving Ring-Brats are the lesser of the sports 2 evils.
Then we had our first PPV rematch. A.J Lee defeated Kaitlyn. Again in a complete dilute of their match last Month.
Ryberg Defeated Jericho. With the FUCKING ROLL UP! Everyone knows that it's just bad storytelling if you finish with that move. It makes the user look unskilled and the victim look stupid that he couldn't counter a simple move. Once Again I must Say....
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
Any hope for ADR/Ziggler to be as great and exciting as last months bout, Was stolen when ADR Won by DQ after AJ was caught by the ref. the match was great up to that point however.
JOHN CENA...YOU KNOW THE REST!
And finally Punk was swerve by Heyman and Curtis Axel took out Bryan. the Winner of the Title shot for a Whole year is...Randy Orton, A card-carrying Member of the Brown Tongue Brigade who has Title shots on tap thanks to being Heterosexual Life Partn-uhs with Hunt-uh!
Join me in a fortnight where I HOPE Destination X will be Good enough to do a full report.
Monday, July 1, 2013
BOGGER BOX OFFICE UPDATE: THE REVEAL OF AUGUST'S MYSTERY REVIEW
With Doug Walker now reviewing only Movies, it seemed the long awaited sequel to his reviews will never happen.
UNTIL NOW!
Hello it's me, Eamonn "EnlightenedIrishman" Bermingham, TGWTG Forum member with a link to my mystery review in August on bogger box office.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y2kCEV1fMc
Join me there!
Please refer to my last update for all future posts, though all ppv result post will be on time.
UNTIL NOW!
Hello it's me, Eamonn "EnlightenedIrishman" Bermingham, TGWTG Forum member with a link to my mystery review in August on bogger box office.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y2kCEV1fMc
Join me there!
Please refer to my last update for all future posts, though all ppv result post will be on time.
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