Here is a quick look at last night's Money in the Bank PPV.
We opened with the Smackdown Money in the bank Ladder Matches Very entertaining match as having all but Heels, they were going to pull out all the stops. The Winner was Damian Sandow. I didn't peg him to win, but I'm Glad he did. 2014 will be his year.
Next Brad Maddox wasted everyone's time you'd think P Diddy Daddy Doggy Lionny Lion or whatever his name is was back. He gloated with a video package of Vickie's Worst moments (i.e Every Moment)
Curtis Asshole Defeated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! thus proving Ring-Brats are the lesser of the sports 2 evils.
Then we had our first PPV rematch. A.J Lee defeated Kaitlyn. Again in a complete dilute of their match last Month.
Ryberg Defeated Jericho. With the FUCKING ROLL UP! Everyone knows that it's just bad storytelling if you finish with that move. It makes the user look unskilled and the victim look stupid that he couldn't counter a simple move. Once Again I must Say....
BAN THE ROLL-UP!
Any hope for ADR/Ziggler to be as great and exciting as last months bout, Was stolen when ADR Won by DQ after AJ was caught by the ref. the match was great up to that point however.
JOHN CENA...YOU KNOW THE REST!
And finally Punk was swerve by Heyman and Curtis Axel took out Bryan. the Winner of the Title shot for a Whole year is...Randy Orton, A card-carrying Member of the Brown Tongue Brigade who has Title shots on tap thanks to being Heterosexual Life Partn-uhs with Hunt-uh!
Join me in a fortnight where I HOPE Destination X will be Good enough to do a full report.
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