Monday, July 22, 2013

TEEANDEH 'RASSLING QUICKIE: A PPV FOR FRRREEEEE? (JOHN LIGHGOW IS NOT AMUSED!)

Here is some views on the Destination X tv special (which those Idiots at Challange refered to as just a weekly episode of Impact. Because they really don't know what they are doing!)

First match was a bound for glory series match between Bobby Roode and Austin Aries, the main event of last year's ppv when it was actually a pay-per-view. Austin Won but it felt like deja-vu. Nothing really changed. or that's what it felt like.

we had 3 x-division triple threat matches, with the theme of Past, present, and future. In the Past we had Homicide, Sonjay Dutt and Petey williams in the match of the night. "The Guru" goes forward to the triple threat next week.

In the "present" Kenny King and Jobbo Guerrero got Jobber Entrances. which meant Manik(formerly known as Suicide) would get the W, and SuiSHITE! Will be in the triple next week.

We had a pointless promo of mickie James doing her"music". Funny story, I was watching this on the telly, right, and  the minute Mickie "sang", all the dogs in the Estate started Howling! This was to hype a match that(you guessed it!) was happening next week. Some PPV this is, hyping matches that people would get for free. (unless you're Irish and British, then same difference!) Still Gail kim versus Mickie James? That'll be Tidy!

In the "Future" Greg Marachulio (trent Barretta) Defeated Rubik and the long awaited Debut of Rockstar Spud, the winner of Impact British Bootcamp, Who as the only wrestler, beat of competion from britian's answer to the Bella Skanks and Some GOBSHITE FROM TAKE ME OUT! Be that as it may, Spud relished in ACTUAL competition, but it was Marachulio who won. He could just be the wildcard for this match next week

After Kidnapping kurt Angle (he was kidnapped by Bikers! BIKERS! CALL THE GARDS! THEY ARE BIKERS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!) Bully ray lost the title to Chris Sabin. What a heartwarming story for a man who nearly ended it all with Injuries. He had his Cinderella Man Moment!

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