I joke, I'm joking! Besides the major mismatches between veterans against rookies, this was decent tourney!
It kicked big time as two of the sport's greatest, Gail Kim and Alissa Flash (aka Cheerleader Melissa) put on A spectacle of hold and counter hold. top match to start. Gail won her spot in the main event.
In a Rematch of a rememberable Gut check, Lay'D Tapa used her 2 mont-I mean Years Expererence to defeat Ivelise Ferez, Though Ivelise had a great showing. Tell me Again why Dixie didn't give her a contract?
Making an Impressive showing also was the newcomer Mia Yim, she faced Tara (at time of recording this, Tara was under contract). But a stillted Distraction from GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! (How do you botch a Distraction? How stupid must you be to botch a Distraction?)
Tara was the 3rd women in the main event?
Another match, another Mismatch, as Brooke Tessmacher (at time of recording, was still a face!) Defeated Santana in a yawn-fest!
In a match of Powerhouses, O.D.B. Defeated ECW Hanger-on Trinity.
In the first real challenge of her young carear, Taryn Terrell was bested by the Founding Mother of Wrestling, Jackie Moore. Didn't like the finish though, a Basement Dropkick, Really? That's your Finisher?
Triple threat match as the recently fired Taeler (Yes that's how TNA spelt it. B-COZ PUR LITARA-C IZ....KEWL!) Hendrix and the legendary bad attitude of Sojo Bolt Jobbed to Hannah Blossom of the British Boot -Camp runners up The Blossom Twins. The former Teaching assistant from Manchester used a Big Boot (really?) as her finish.
Velvet Sky defeated Jillian Hall who seemingly after a breast reduction is literally half the women she use to be. Hall complete Carte Blanche of the Match after her shit singer gimmick, she put on quite a show. Hall can be a shoe-in, if they let her drop WWE gimmick.
The final qualifier was Serena Deeb vs Mickie James (at time of recording, James was a face and Knockout champion she made her entrance without said belt and there was no mention throughout) For those asking, Serena's hair has grown Back, But not enough that she's unrecognisable. It was a great match but Mickie seems to developing her own 4 Moves Of Doom!
All the winners of the above matches met in a Guantlet match. In the end, Gail Kim cheated to win over Mickie James. Gail celebrated with a Heavily Pregnent Madison Rayne (At time of Recording she was. She has since given Birth!)
Well that's all the wresting for this month. There will be NO WWE results until Janurary unless I announce ofterwise on Twitter. Follow me on twitter@saveusPOE Or search TGWTGEamonn on twitter.
Symphonic smackdown part 1 will be up next week, Until then, Peace!
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