Thursday, June 19, 2014

A RICH IDIOT HATED EVEN IN HER OWN HOME CITY PRESENTS SLAMMERVERSARY 12: DIXIE'S REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER, LET MVP'S REIGN OF TERROR BEGIN!

Last night, Europe finally got to see The 12 year celebration of IMPACT WRESTLING. With Spike threatening to plug the plug, it probably won't last 12 months.

The opener was, as always, an X division match between Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards, a COMPLETLY Over Crazy Steve!, Tigre Uno, Some Jobber in a SUI-SHITE Costume now both the bad influence are gone and Sanada, Very exciting match, but I didn't think Sanada could win close to Destination X, with is not a ppv again this year.

Bobby Lashley won  his match after a ref bump against Samoa Joe. With MVP out of commission, the matches with his henchmen became Qualifier matches for the world title.

I CALLED IT! THEY REPACKAGED MAGNUS! This time he's a Soccer Yob! Showing a bit more aggression, and sadly less finesse, Magnus defeated Willow despite being flanked by FLABYSS!

Congratulations to Team 3d on being inducted into the Tna Hall of Fame.

The next match was dirty, but I liked it! Kenny King bought his best but he couldn't get the job done against Aries. My EYES BURSTED INTO FLAMES ON THE SHEER PURE AWESOMENESS!

the Von Erich brothers won by dq, because that Pond Scum from A Shallow Gene Pool, GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER can't wrestle for shite! Robbie E is gone as he and Brooke Adams are 1 of 8 team on the game show, The Amazing Race. That how small a tna paycheck is if a 1in 8 chance of winning money is more reliable source of equity!

Then they followed it up with Angelina Love cheating again because Heels refuse to (or in the case of Godderz and MidCarder, Can't) Wrestle Cleanly!

Ethan Mid-carder The Turd is still undefeated. Someone please turn off the power before Dixie's Frankenstein becomes a monster.

I Had little hope for the Anderson/storm Match, but they made it worse by having some Soft Boy Rugby Player Storm (pardon the pun!) the ring to distract Cowboy.

Eric Young defied the odds, despite the threat of the powerhouse Lashley and the crafty, Austin Aries. Young having a small bit of heat, reserved Aries' Blanchard Brainbuster into the Piledriver. Now two forces will challenge him secretly, however holds the X title at Destination X, AND WHO Ever wins the Bound for Series.

Well that's it!
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