Friday, June 13, 2014

TNA SLAMMERVERSARY 2014 PREDICTIONS

WAY Down South, in Dixie. But enough on how Shag-nus got the title, Let's talk about tna's show in Dallas.

All matches in Descending Importance, Which means Title matches discussed first, then non-title matches.

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS MVP
As I mentioned in my summer schedule, the subtitle of slammerversary post will be called "Dixie's Reign Of Terror Is Over. Let MVP's Reign Of Terror Begin!" And that's because every single authority figure, bar Cornette has turned heel. Jarrett, Dixie, The Mafia, Sting, Hogan and Bischoff(though they were a given) and now MVP. And I'm sorry to say that this title reign which came out of nothing but copying wwe, will fizzle into nothing when MVP wins for cheap heat.

LADDER MATCH FOR THE X-DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
Sui-SHITE! VS TIGRE UNO VS CRAZZY STEVE VS EDDIE EDWARDS VS DAVEY RICHARDS VS SANADA.
OR
SLIDING SCALE OF CHARISMA NOW THAT YOU FIRED SABIN, DANIELS AND KAZ!

Destination x is coming up and it seems that they need to put the title on someone that can cut a promo and is interesting. WHICH IS WHY 1 CHALLENGER ONLY SPEAKS SPANISH AND THE OTHER HAS AN UNINTELLIGBLE GIMMICK!
If anything they should have put Rock-star Spud in this match, but you'll read below, why that won't happen!

KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
Best of 1000 SERIES!
Angelina Love(c) vs Gail Kim.
There's talk about Gail retiring and I don't like it. And if you think you'll see a technical match, you poor bastards. Like I said last month, Love is a heel now so she loses all ability to win cleanly or use and wrestling holds. Plus Britney may turn heel. the lost puppy act is getting old fast.

TEXAS DEATH MATCH
BULLY RAY VS ETHAN MID-CARDER THE TURD!
They are still building up this shitehawk! and it's only going to lead to another paper champion.

MARSHALL & ROSS VON ERICH VS TBA
(*THIS ONLY MY PREDICTION FOR OPPONENTS,NOT YET COMFIRMED)
IF PLAYING FACES=ROD STEWART ROCKSTAR SPUD
IF PLAYING HEELS=NERV FERNUM AND DEWEY BARNES

SAMOA JOE VS BOBBY LASHEY
This is going to be physical. Samoa Joe seems to want to say Lashley from a road, Joe has being down before, the road of the sell-out. But Lashley will not hear a word.

AUSTIN ARIES VS KENNY KING
It's the clash of STYLE VS SUBSTANCE, Of the Wrestling Fallacy vs the Wrestling Reality. King representing the long held belief that Wrestlers are instant Millionaires vs the truth that many must work harder and better for to get a glimpse of that. As for the match, I could not have looked forward to any other match this week.

Willow vs Magnus.
WHO IS BRAM? WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT MAGNUS THAT WE DON'T? DOES THAT MEAN MAGNUS IS GOING TO BE REPACKAGED AGAIN?

ANDERSON VS JAMES STORM
(looks of at tna creative whipping a bloody horse carcass)
GUYS, STOP! YOU'VE WHIPPED THAT HORSE TO DEATH!

Kurt Angle to announce the new member of the tna hall of fame
Suspected entries:
  • JEFF JARRETT
  • MIKE TENEY
  • JIM CORNETTE
  • GAIL KIM
  • JACKIE FARGO
OR DIXIE CARTER FOR CHEAP HEAT!

Well that's it results will be up on Thursday morning. see you then or if you have any comments place then in the comment section or tweet them  @RealEnli on twitter.

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