It was Pretty bad....
After Wasting 20 minutes in drafting the teams( Tna in Britain is shown on a commercial station so the show is broken up with ad breaks- I complained about this Too Many A Time!) here are the Teams
TEAM ANGLE
Kurt Angle, Mr Anderson, Sanada, Davey Richards, Madison Rayne
TEAM ROODE
Bobby Roode, the Cowboy James Storm, Samuel "the
TEAM YOUNG
Eric Young, Bully Ray, Gunner, Eddie Edwards, O.D.B (who has left the company this month, breaking the masquerade that this show is shiny and new. but as you know by now continuity is a 10-letter word and Dixie "Rich Idiot" Carter can't count that high, y'all!)
TEAM TURD
Ethan Midcarder the TURD!, Shag-nus, GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!, Gail Kim, and Robbie E, Whose announcement of the last overall pick made Roode lose his shit laughing, So Robbie career is nothing more than a joke, compared to EC3 AND A GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! What is wrong with this picture?
Anyway each match is worth 1 point-Because why have diversity when the same people turn up for 1 night only?- the first was very good I must admit- Eddie Edwards scored the upset of his career against Cowboy James Storm.
It's One night Only-So lets churn out Gail vs Maddy for the upteen Millionth time?
BUT NO!
IT GETS WORSE!
Because no-one takes Carrying BLOW-mance Seriously, Anderson and Sanada spent the whole match dancing, invading Zima's Dj Booth (Remember when Zima broke Jesse Soresen's neck and became the most hated man in wrestling?-DIXIE DOESN'T! BUT THEN SHE ALSO THOUGHT THE FANS IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WERE ON HER PAYROLL AND TWEETED THEM NOT TO CURSE!) Godderz was just terrible, remember this guy's finisher is a body slam is always generally confused when opponents kick out of the most academic of moves!
Yet another match we've seen before Eric Young vs Bobby Roode. Eric won this match. it was okay!
What was supposed to the second Captain's match between Ethan and Angle, was changed when Ethan swapped out with the man who may or may not have Boned his "Aunt" Dixie for a roster spot!-SHAGNUS! It was good to see the technical Magnus over "Soccer Yob" Magnus (CONTINUITY? FUCK THAT SHIT!) and is was an enjoyable match with angle countering the Magnus Opus into the Angle slam.
Next was Angelina Love versus O.D.B. By this point I just phoned it in. Earl Hebner was acting like a Dirty Old Man. I imagine him tempting ring-rats back to his with stolen merch. Love won.
Next was a man being pushed to the moon versus a tag wrestler-THE FUCK YOU THINK! AND QUELLE FUCKING SURPRISE, ETHAN MIDCARDER DIDN'T WIN CLEANLY! this prick fears winning cleanly just like Grado fears sunbeds! IT'S YERSEL!
This match was probably the reason Gunner is now working with Samuel Shaw. This match was pretty good though it looks like it was supposed to end with tables.
Here is the final score. The top 2 teams face each other in a 5 Person Elimination Match.
1-TEAM YOUNG 3PTS
~TEAM CARTER 3PTS
2-TEAM ANGLE 1PT
~TEAM ROODE 1PT
After dispatching each Knockout quickly-THEN WHY HAVE THEM IN THE MATCH?-Each elimination came at double quick time, as the producers and booking committee just became bored-And you know what? I don't blame them, Next month is TNA'S BIGGEST SHOW BOUND FOR GLORY! And if you were using this as your go home show for that event-Well, no one will buy it!
Come back here when hopefully, Night of Champions won't suck noodles! and prediction will come when all matches are confirmed!
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