WWE Extreme Rules 2015 predictions

I Won't be watching the show firsthand as Sunday is a personal day, however i will discuss the payperview on Monday morning on tumblr as part of my 1st episode of Second Hand Smoke! Link will be provided on twitter feed seconds after posting so if you haven't by now Follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli.

Now lets get down to business, and by business, i mean matches we saw at mania, but slightly changed!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE)

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
CATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS(C) VS BLANDY BORETON
THE RKO IS BANNED AND KANE IS BE "GUARDIAN OF THE GATE"
So Randy's primary finisher is banned but they didn't think of banning the running Punt? Also Did you know that if Kane Wakes up and sees his shadow we get 3 more weeks before a face-turn?
MONEY ON: DESPITE ALL ODDS, ROLLINS!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN(c) VS BAD NEWS WADE BARRETT
This match is somewhat of a Phantom; it's on, then it isn't, Bryan's Neck Medically cleared, Bryan Neck was always Cleared, If it Does happen, this match will be one of the best tonight, but Bryan's neck is still an x factor.
MONEY ON: BRYAN, BY DQ ONLY!

RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH FOR THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena(C) vs POO-SEV
DO THEY HAVE WINDOLENE IN RUSSIA?
MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK?

PRE-SHOW
TAG TITLE MATCH
POO-DAY (KINGSTON/BIG E) VS THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (CESARO/KIDD)
It looks like the veneer is starting crack on the new day gimmick, It sucks because it's unconvincing. no one is that happy and positive all the time! wasn't the whole point is that they were afraid that an angry, all black faction will just fuel the fire of current events? okay i know you don't want to upset your audience but having grown ass men jumping around like Baby Infants at a school play is just embarrassing to watch. And yet....
MONEY ON: THE NEW DAY, AND MAYBE JBL WILL BE RIGHT, ABOUT THEM HAVING TRUE COLOURS!

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH
BELLA SKANK #2(C) VS NAOMI
Expect a duelling chant of "YOU SUCK CENA/YOU SUCK USO" IN THIS ONE!
MONEY ON: NAOMI IS BETTER THAN SHE MAKES OUT, BUT NIKKI IS JUST BETTER AT MAKING OUT....WITH JOHN CENA!

CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
LUKE HARPER VS DEAN AMBROSE
Now talk about a receipt!
Luke, in one of the jarring moments at wrestlemania, Powerbombed Ambrose into a steel ladder. This match will be brutal!
WINNER: THE AUDIENCE!

SPEAKING OF BRUTAL-FOR DICTIONARY SENSE OF THE WORD!
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
BIG SHITE! VS BLOWMAN REIGNS!
Ok so Roman is getting a few cheers. that means nothing,that doesn't mean they  like you Roman, they just hate Big Slow even more!
WINNER: NOT THE AUDIENCE!

KISS ME ARSE MATCH!
THE CELTIC WASTER, LAME-ARSE VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN~
MONEY: LAME-ARSE!

Well, that's it!
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Hope to see you there.