Royal Rumble 2016 Predictions

Yes, I'm back. Still feeling the sting of Xmas in my belly and wallet, but enough to buy time in the Caff to write this, and to buy Sunday's PPV! And trust me! I HAVE A LOT TO SAY IN FEBRUARY WHEN THE 1ST POPTV MADE ONE SHITE ONLY COMES OUT NEXT MONTH!

But for now, Radies and Centlemah!, The Road to Wrestlemania starts in the theme-park capitol of the world, Orlando, ironic since this year is going to be a real roller-coaster!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

ALL THE CHAMPIONS ARE ENTERED, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! THE ROYAL RUMBLE WILL BE A TITLE MATCH!

Roman Reigns is the confirmed number 1 entrant. I just want to know, what took Creative that long to make that decision? the McMahons Must have a gameplan! BLOW-MAN number 1, Then BIG SHITE OR THE BIG DEAD CAREER! As 2, then the lowcard to embarrass Reigns, then Brown Tongue Brigadiers like Lame-Arse, Bore-ton! New day, The League of Evil Foreigners!

WWE'S RACE RELATIONS IN A NUTSHELL!

 and Finally Lesner as 30!
MONEY ON: HEEL WINNER

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE
FIGHTOWENSFIGHT VS FONDLETITTYMASTERFONDLE!(C)

This match will peak some interest, but let's be honest, we all came to see the rumble!
WINNER: OWENS

US TITLE MATCH
KALISTO VS ALBERTO DEL RIO (C)
I think Kalisto's recent win of the flag strap was a fluke, and we are only having a return match because it's well in his power to have a title rematch! But if he wins again does that make the title weaker in people's eyes? to me it does!
MONEY ON: ADR

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF KOFI KINGSTON, BIG E & XAVIER WOODS) (C)VS THE BOO-SUCKS! (JIMMY AND JEY BOO-SUCK!)
IT MUST BE GREAT TO BE SO SHITE! BUT BEING 3RD GEN AND HOLDING CENA'S JOCK MEANS YOU CAN GET TITLE SHOTS ON TAP!
MONEY ON: WE CAN ONLY HAVE 1 MATCH WHERE A FACE WINS SO THE BOO-SUCKS!

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH
CHARLOTTE (C) VS BECKY "THE HUMAN PUNCHING BAG" LYNCH
As you know wwe Still uses TheWrestlingFan.com's tried and tested "lose on tv, win on ppv" booking but i think that should have a new alliteration!
WIN TWICE ON TV, GET UNCEREMONIOUSLY SLAUGHTERED ON PPV!
WINNER: CHARLOTTE!

WELL THAT'S IT!
I will see you all on Monday for full play by play of the rumble match itself! if you agree or disagree or just want to drop me a line, follow on twitter @RealEnli