Hello and welcome to my blog. First some SAD NEWS! As eluded to on my twitter account, The One Night Only event for this month has being pushed forward to the 23rd of April, Due to Presidential Debates. Monday's post will be a single review. One Night Only will be reviewed when available to European channels.
Now to the matter at hand!
Wrestlemania is an ...interesting one this year, many matches seem out of place for this event, whilst others have MOTY status On them!
(ALL MATCHES IN DECSENDING IMPORTANCE...WHICH IS WHY THIS MATCH IS REFERED TO FIRST!)
CAREER VS CAREER HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE CONTROL OF WWE RAW!
SHANE MACMAHON VS THE UNDERTAKER!
Last night on Raw, Shane attacked taker by Hitting Leap Of Faith onto the announce table, after which, Brooklyn burst into chants of "You Still Got It!" If you sold match short, then it looks like Shane Surprised you, as for the finish...
MONEY ON: SHANE WINS, VINCE FIRES TAKER, SHANE REINSTATES TAKER, DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A FLOWCHART?
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE H (C) VS BLOWMAN REIGNS!
Now I know why the ppv has being booked this way! They want to get the crowd so emotionally spent that they won't have the energy to boo Reigns when he wins! Is Triple H even the heel in this fued? all he's doing is his "that Dahm Good-uh!" schtick, whilst Roman, the "good guy" is car-jacking and assaulting his boss in front of his wife!
MONEY ON: ROMAN, THE SAFEST BET I EVER MADE!
7 MAN LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS SAMI ZAYN VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV! VS SIN CARA VSTIM CURRY STARDUST VS ZACK RYDER
Appartenly, this match is now a clusterfuck because Vince claims that International audiences will not be convinced by zayn coming from nowhere and winning!
WELL MAYBE IF YOU PULLED YOUR FINGER OUT AND PUT NXT BACK ON $KY $PORT$ AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO PAY €55 JUST TO WATCH THE ONE THING GOOD ON YOUR POXY NETWORK!
MONEY ON: ZAYN! CARRYING NAKAMURA ON FRIDAY NIGHT WILL SOLIDFY HIS CLAIM!
KICK OFF SHOW!
US CHAMPIONSHIP!
KALISTO (C) VS STEROIDBACK
Kalisto had a squash match against the Legion of Dumb's Konnor last night, what does that tell you?
MONEY ON: WIN ON TV, LOSE ON PPV! IT'S THAT SIMPLE! RYBACK!
4 ON 3 HANDICAP MATCH (TITLE MATCH YET TO BE CONFIRMED!)
THE WWE TAG CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY (KINGSTON/WOODS/ BIG E) VS THE LEAGUE OF EVIL FORIEGNERS (LAMEARSE/ADR/RUSEV/BARRETT)
the consensus is the title is not on the line, amid rumours of King Barrett's departure. Still New day's Popularity grows and grows, i'm thinking the audience in Dallas is going to be a sea of Skyblue, purple and unicorn horns!
WINNERS: SCENARIO 1: IF FOR THE TITLE: NEW DAY
IF NOT: LEAGUE OF EVIL FORIEGNERS
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS SASHA BANKS VS BECKY LYNCH
I'm looking forward to this match, not only because I fear my passport will be revoked if i don't cheer For Becky, But she won't win i think!
MONEY ON: SASHA! SNOOP DOGG'S INDUCTION INTO HALL OF FAME HAS MADE LEGIT MEDIA AND SASHA THE MEDIA DARLING RIGHT NOW!
JERICHO VS AJ STYLES 4
I WONDER WHY THIS MATCH WAS MADE (!) IS DALLAS IS THE HOME TOWN TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT FROM AJ'S PAST, WHO DONE HIM WRONG NOT TOO LONG AGO?
NO HOLDS BARRED STREET FIGHT!
DEAN AMBROSE VS BROCK LESNER!
THIS WILL PROBABLY BE THE 2ND LAST MATCH OF THE NIGHT AND WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER!
MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!
THE 3RD ANNUAL ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICK OFF!)
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
WHO CARES? THEY ARE ALL GETTING FEED TO EITHER BIG SHITE OR THE BIG DEAD CAREER!
10 DIVA CLUSTERFUCK!
TEAM BRIE (BRIE/NATTIE/FOXY/PAIGE/ALLBOTCHEVERYTHING!) VS TEAM LANA (LANA/I'M A RAISIN/TAMINA/EMMA/DUMBER RAE!)
FUCKING HELL!
MONEY ON: THE ONLY HEEL ON THE FACE TEAM, TO TURN HEEL, BECAUSE SHE'S A HEEL!
FUCKING HELL!
DUDLEYZ VS THE BOO-SUCKS
Creative are probably putting this match 1st to test how bad the audience will slaughter Roman!
APPEARANCES BY THE ROCK, THE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2016, AND NO DOUBT A MINI CONCERT BY FLO RIDA OR COWELL'S LAST CASH COWS!
Full coverage on the Monday 4th of April on this blog! see you then and i hope we have a good show, despite this!
Now to the matter at hand!
Wrestlemania is an ...interesting one this year, many matches seem out of place for this event, whilst others have MOTY status On them!
(ALL MATCHES IN DECSENDING IMPORTANCE...WHICH IS WHY THIS MATCH IS REFERED TO FIRST!)
CAREER VS CAREER HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE CONTROL OF WWE RAW!
SHANE MACMAHON VS THE UNDERTAKER!
Last night on Raw, Shane attacked taker by Hitting Leap Of Faith onto the announce table, after which, Brooklyn burst into chants of "You Still Got It!" If you sold match short, then it looks like Shane Surprised you, as for the finish...
MONEY ON: SHANE WINS, VINCE FIRES TAKER, SHANE REINSTATES TAKER, DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A FLOWCHART?
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE H (C) VS BLOWMAN REIGNS!
Now I know why the ppv has being booked this way! They want to get the crowd so emotionally spent that they won't have the energy to boo Reigns when he wins! Is Triple H even the heel in this fued? all he's doing is his "that Dahm Good-uh!" schtick, whilst Roman, the "good guy" is car-jacking and assaulting his boss in front of his wife!
MONEY ON: ROMAN, THE SAFEST BET I EVER MADE!
7 MAN LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER VS SAMI ZAYN VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV! VS SIN CARA VS
Appartenly, this match is now a clusterfuck because Vince claims that International audiences will not be convinced by zayn coming from nowhere and winning!
WELL MAYBE IF YOU PULLED YOUR FINGER OUT AND PUT NXT BACK ON $KY $PORT$ AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO PAY €55 JUST TO WATCH THE ONE THING GOOD ON YOUR POXY NETWORK!
MONEY ON: ZAYN! CARRYING NAKAMURA ON FRIDAY NIGHT WILL SOLIDFY HIS CLAIM!
KICK OFF SHOW!
US CHAMPIONSHIP!
KALISTO (C) VS STEROIDBACK
Kalisto had a squash match against the Legion of Dumb's Konnor last night, what does that tell you?
MONEY ON: WIN ON TV, LOSE ON PPV! IT'S THAT SIMPLE! RYBACK!
4 ON 3 HANDICAP MATCH (TITLE MATCH YET TO BE CONFIRMED!)
THE WWE TAG CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY (KINGSTON/WOODS/ BIG E) VS THE LEAGUE OF EVIL FORIEGNERS (LAMEARSE/ADR/RUSEV/BARRETT)
the consensus is the title is not on the line, amid rumours of King Barrett's departure. Still New day's Popularity grows and grows, i'm thinking the audience in Dallas is going to be a sea of Skyblue, purple and unicorn horns!
WINNERS: SCENARIO 1: IF FOR THE TITLE: NEW DAY
IF NOT: LEAGUE OF EVIL FORIEGNERS
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS SASHA BANKS VS BECKY LYNCH
I'm looking forward to this match, not only because I fear my passport will be revoked if i don't cheer For Becky, But she won't win i think!
MONEY ON: SASHA! SNOOP DOGG'S INDUCTION INTO HALL OF FAME HAS MADE LEGIT MEDIA AND SASHA THE MEDIA DARLING RIGHT NOW!
JERICHO VS AJ STYLES 4
I WONDER WHY THIS MATCH WAS MADE (!) IS DALLAS IS THE HOME TOWN TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT FROM AJ'S PAST, WHO DONE HIM WRONG NOT TOO LONG AGO?
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| NOPE! CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE...IMPORTANT!
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DEAN AMBROSE VS BROCK LESNER!
THIS WILL PROBABLY BE THE 2ND LAST MATCH OF THE NIGHT AND WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER!
MONEY ON: CAN'T CALL IT!
THE 3RD ANNUAL ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICK OFF!)
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
WHO CARES? THEY ARE ALL GETTING FEED TO EITHER BIG SHITE OR THE BIG DEAD CAREER!
10 DIVA CLUSTERFUCK!
TEAM BRIE (BRIE/NATTIE/FOXY/PAIGE/ALLBOTCHEVERYTHING!) VS TEAM LANA (LANA/I'M A RAISIN/TAMINA/EMMA/DUMBER RAE!)
FUCKING HELL!
MONEY ON: THE ONLY HEEL ON THE FACE TEAM, TO TURN HEEL, BECAUSE SHE'S A HEEL!
FUCKING HELL!
DUDLEYZ VS THE BOO-SUCKS
Creative are probably putting this match 1st to test how bad the audience will slaughter Roman!
APPEARANCES BY THE ROCK, THE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2016, AND NO DOUBT A MINI CONCERT BY FLO RIDA OR COWELL'S LAST CASH COWS!
Full coverage on the Monday 4th of April on this blog! see you then and i hope we have a good show, despite this!
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