TASTE TEST 2K16: TASTE OF SUMMER PRINGLES

A YEAR TO THE WEEK SINCE I WAS FLOORED WITH TASTE OF DORITOS ROULETTE'S CAPSICUM EXTRACT, I SHAKE UP THINGS TODAY AHEAD OF THE MOST REVIEW LOADED SUMMER I HAD IN AGES!

Today, I am Reviewing 2 limited Edition Summertime Pringles-Limited only (At Time Of Writing!) to LIDL!

ONION RING FLAVOUR
Colour: grass green
Cartoon: Pringle on barbeque with onion rings, in front of flames. an onion ring around his "neck" with a flaming crown overhead.
carolies: 639 per 30g serving
Strong OnionTaste without the sour cream to reign it in, And that's about it! 190 grams of dried Onion Powder, Now even paired with a condiment of some kind!

FLAME GRILLED STEAK FLAVOUR
Colour: Brown
Cartoon: Pringle on flaming barbeque with steak, High flames and a crown once more, only this time the Pringle is "holding" a spatula like a spectre
Calorie Count: 637 per 30g serving

Spraypaint of brown misquette and exclamination points of pepper dash the surface of the snack. Flavour is smokey and robust, par the course for EVERY meat flavoured Pringle ever, but compared to the disappointment of Previous flavour, You'll take what you'll get!

Well that's it!
Wednesday will see the launch of The Little Panda Fighter on bogger box office! after that i will have Mitb and Crappiversersary predictions! after that starting with Battleground, 3 back-to-back  WWE PPVS INCLUDING SUMMERSLAM AND NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!

SEE YOU SOON!

LIVE! FROM THE FORWARDING ADDRESS! TNA: VICTORY ROAD: OH BEAUREGARD, AH DO DECLARE...YOUR GIMMICK SUCKS!

A MONTH BEFORE SLAMMIVERSARY, WE HAVE A PPV THAT HAS BEING KEPT SECRET, SO FOR ONCE I'M GOING IN BLIND!

This show was suppose to be a tournament for entry into battle royal for a future title shot! but instead that was made into a Dark Main Event! Drake/EC3 is tonight's main event, because frankly, the last 2 One Night Only had that match for it's main event, granted Joker's wild was for money, and knockdown was an all female battle royale, but if you eat the same meal every day, you lose the taste for it!

Anyway, this is gonna be quick! Tomorrow I have a Special Edition of Second Hand Smoke that will cover  Extreme Rules and the Recent Releases!

As always X division action starts off as the newest member of The Helms Dynasty, Andrew Everett  under the tutelage of the legendary G.S. Helms ...and Zima Ion was also there! Okay that's mean, But face it! when Gregory Helms said "bring out the ENHANCEMENT!" and Zima was the 1st out, no one booed they nodded with agreement! Everett got the W! with the 450! Keep an Eye on this Everett, chap! in 5 years he could be  World Champion!

VELVET SKY CAME BACK(!)
Days after wrestling her last match, she appeared on a show to be aired as "brand new" days later, ok maybe it's not as bad as last year's batch of One night onlys! but it's still some very confused continuity! Anyway Marti Bell's new gimmick is that she now speaking 5th class Spanish and translated what she said in English, In  case you don't have eyes in yer head that couldn't see she is Hispanic! Anyway this match was a farce! Marti got in Hebner's faces and the old pervert kissed her and had a heart attack! Velvet covered Marti in such a way that the ref would she the always exposed Panties of Sky, and Be revived enough from the shock to count the pin!

But then it got worse!

Enter from Philadelphia, Mississippi, The World Debut of Beauregard, an top heavy, bearded and mulletted  Red neck Slob who makes his entrance to Bluegrass whilst riding an invisible Horse and claiming to rid the world of "Hooliginosity" in the world, Starting with Sgt. Chris Melendez! WHAT? After claiming that every soldier that doesn't die in combat is a coward! (WHAT??!?) Beauregard proceeded to steal Chris' Prosthetic Leg and Play it like a Guitar! Sarge even on one leg, defeated this piece of Southern Fried Stupidity!

Let That be a Life Lesson-FIRST IMPRESSION'S MATTER!

Next was  Bram Vs James Storm, and Storm have picked the right approach for these shows, have fun because they don't matter! Storm Won and celebrated heartily with the fans!

Next where the Former French Legionnaires Now called the Tribunal! AKA Truth Co-mission 2.0! After deriding the crowd for calling them cowards out comes the BLOW-mance as the all American faces, those Jesse's Face turn is complete!  BLOWMANCE WON! Also Marcus Louis' New Name is Baron Dax, While Sylvester LeFort's new name is Bastille Baraka!
YES I KNOW THERE IS BOTH A LINKARA AND A MORTAL KOMBAT JOKE WAITING TO BE MADE HERE!

BOBBY ROODE CAME BACK! But that's not the only bit of Discontinuity! How about a repackage Wrestler who hasn't debuted yet, Wrestling in his old gear, with his old name on them as Jeremy Borash announce him as his old name "Pepper Parks" and in Post Production calls him his new name on Commentary -"Braxton Sutter!" And Braxton is such a stupid name, i keep callin' him "Branston" and when i do my stomach instantly craves this!

anyway good match but the discontinuity was too off-putting!

Speaking of Offputting all this allusion to pickles made me so hungry i ate and overslept through the main Event of Eli Drake and "THE BAG CARRYING MACHINE!" ETHAN MIDCARDER! but ec3 winning was a foregone conclusion. The Wresling Wiki Confirms it so!

OK. DONE!
TOMORROW I WILL HAVE A SPECIAL EDITION OF SECOND HAND SMOKE ON enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com covering Extreme Rules and the recent releases. And this time Next week I'm shaking things up with a review of The Summer Festival editions of Pringles as this year's taste test!
If like this and what to know more, of just want to say hi! drop me a line at @RealEnli on twitter! I follow back though if you are a bot i will block you!

See you soon!

EXTREME RULES PREDICTIONS 2016

Hello everyone, and I welcome you once again to a Predictions Post to a show I'm not watching, But that's what happens when you like in a country where their is a good chance a tna ppv and a wwe ppv are mere days! away from each other! Usually it's Four Days to a week's difference, This Month! A DAY! So i had to make a choice this show for €22 euros! or TNA World Cup for free! The same shit happens next month so Money In the Bank gets Withdrawn to be Replaced by CRAPPIVERSERY!

BE THAT AS IT MAY, IF I SAID EXTREME RULES WAS SHAPING UP TO BE A MEMORABLE PPV...I'D BE FUCKING LYING!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

IT'S NOT A GOOD STORYLINE! IT'S A BAD STORYLINE! BUT IT'S STILL THE STORYLINE!

EXTREME MUTHAFECKIN' RULES! FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BLOWMAN REIGNS(c) VS AJ STYLES
By now most of the world (not us! Britain get's it's first repeat tonight!) has seen Roman botch hard in the Styles Clash! And this Grey Morality thing is not working! since the Douchsos got involved with chairs...by hitting the only guy who didn't use a chair, but hey, given that Blowman Carjacked and Assaulted  his boss in front of his screaming wive two months ago, then speared her on worldwide tv!, they probably have so much Paragon Options for Creative not to Notice the baying boos!
MONEY ON: AJ STYLES! RENEGADE FOR LIFE!

SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS NATALYA 
This Match has become Personal!
Growing up, these 2 were mere pawns in the feud between the Flair's and the Hart's extended Family.
But now these 2 pawns have being Promoted to Queens!
Charlotte's Right Arm remains an X factor, as it's use may hinder the locking in on the Figure Eight, however the figure 4 remains just as dangerous! Ric Flair is banned from ringside and if he disregards this, Charlotte automatically loses the title, which almost always means a clean win for the heel whenever stips like this in in effect!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE!

FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (C) VS CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN
2 Weeks ago, Sami was added to this Match, which was a triple threat, meaning it doesn't take 3 men to carry Miz's no talent ass, but it takes 3 MEN TO CARRY THE MIZ'S NO TALENT ASS!
MONEY ON: MIZ UNFORTUNATELY!, HE ONLY HAS ONE MATCH ON TV THIS WEEK AND LOSES IT!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
KALISTO (C) VS ALEXANDER "I WILL EAT HIS HEART!" RUSEV!
HALLELUJAH! 
KALISTO HAS A MATCH ON THE ACTUAL PPV!
OH!
MONEY ON: RUSEV, THE SAFEST BET I'M MAKING TODAY!

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NEW DAY (C) (TO BE CONFIRMED ANY COMBINATION OF KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E) VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (GOTCH/ENGLISH)
After that nasty accident last month involving Enzo Amore, it's very clear on two facts. 1) Enzo is a tough motherfucker! 2) putting the belts on the 'Villains and then a revenge match between them and Cass and Enzo will put Holes on Seats!
MONEY ON: ENGLISH/GOTCH!

LETHAL LOCKDOWN  AMBROSE ASYLUM MATCH FOR REVENGE FOR A POTTED PLANT AND A JACKET! NO I'M NOT HIGH!
CHRIS JERICHO VS DEAN AMBROSE


PRESHOW
DOLPH "JUST RELEASE ME ON FRIDAY, ALREADY! ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS!

YEAH PRETTY MUCH MY REACTION!


WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK! AS I MENTIONED, MORE WWE RELEASES ARE EXPECTED ON FRIDAY SO MY RESULTS ON enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com MAY BECOME A SPECIAL AS I REVIEW A FORENIGHT OF FIRINGS AS WELL AS SUNDAY'S SHOW.
TNA'S SHOW WILL REVIEWED HER ON MONDAY MORNING AND TUESDAY WILL HAVE A TASTE TEST ON THE NEW PRINGLES, AHEAD OF BOGGER BOX OFFICES REVIEWS OF THE LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER!

SEE YOU SOON!