Wednesday, May 18, 2016

EXTREME RULES PREDICTIONS 2016

Hello everyone, and I welcome you once again to a Predictions Post to a show I'm not watching, But that's what happens when you like in a country where their is a good chance a tna ppv and a wwe ppv are mere days! away from each other! Usually it's Four Days to a week's difference, This Month! A DAY! So i had to make a choice this show for €22 euros! or TNA World Cup for free! The same shit happens next month so Money In the Bank gets Withdrawn to be Replaced by CRAPPIVERSERY!

BE THAT AS IT MAY, IF I SAID EXTREME RULES WAS SHAPING UP TO BE A MEMORABLE PPV...I'D BE FUCKING LYING!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

IT'S NOT A GOOD STORYLINE! IT'S A BAD STORYLINE! BUT IT'S STILL THE STORYLINE!

EXTREME MUTHAFECKIN' RULES! FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
BLOWMAN REIGNS(c) VS AJ STYLES
By now most of the world (not us! Britain get's it's first repeat tonight!) has seen Roman botch hard in the Styles Clash! And this Grey Morality thing is not working! since the Douchsos got involved with chairs...by hitting the only guy who didn't use a chair, but hey, given that Blowman Carjacked and Assaulted  his boss in front of his screaming wive two months ago, then speared her on worldwide tv!, they probably have so much Paragon Options for Creative not to Notice the baying boos!
MONEY ON: AJ STYLES! RENEGADE FOR LIFE!

SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE (C) VS NATALYA 
This Match has become Personal!
Growing up, these 2 were mere pawns in the feud between the Flair's and the Hart's extended Family.
But now these 2 pawns have being Promoted to Queens!
Charlotte's Right Arm remains an X factor, as it's use may hinder the locking in on the Figure Eight, however the figure 4 remains just as dangerous! Ric Flair is banned from ringside and if he disregards this, Charlotte automatically loses the title, which almost always means a clean win for the heel whenever stips like this in in effect!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE!

FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV! (C) VS CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN
2 Weeks ago, Sami was added to this Match, which was a triple threat, meaning it doesn't take 3 men to carry Miz's no talent ass, but it takes 3 MEN TO CARRY THE MIZ'S NO TALENT ASS!
MONEY ON: MIZ UNFORTUNATELY!, HE ONLY HAS ONE MATCH ON TV THIS WEEK AND LOSES IT!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
KALISTO (C) VS ALEXANDER "I WILL EAT HIS HEART!" RUSEV!
HALLELUJAH! 
KALISTO HAS A MATCH ON THE ACTUAL PPV!
OH!
MONEY ON: RUSEV, THE SAFEST BET I'M MAKING TODAY!

WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NEW DAY (C) (TO BE CONFIRMED ANY COMBINATION OF KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E) VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (GOTCH/ENGLISH)
After that nasty accident last month involving Enzo Amore, it's very clear on two facts. 1) Enzo is a tough motherfucker! 2) putting the belts on the 'Villains and then a revenge match between them and Cass and Enzo will put Holes on Seats!
MONEY ON: ENGLISH/GOTCH!

LETHAL LOCKDOWN  AMBROSE ASYLUM MATCH FOR REVENGE FOR A POTTED PLANT AND A JACKET! NO I'M NOT HIGH!
CHRIS JERICHO VS DEAN AMBROSE
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PRESHOW
DOLPH "JUST RELEASE ME ON FRIDAY, ALREADY! ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS!
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YEAH PRETTY MUCH MY REACTION!


WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK! AS I MENTIONED, MORE WWE RELEASES ARE EXPECTED ON FRIDAY SO MY RESULTS ON enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com MAY BECOME A SPECIAL AS I REVIEW A FORENIGHT OF FIRINGS AS WELL AS SUNDAY'S SHOW.
TNA'S SHOW WILL REVIEWED HER ON MONDAY MORNING AND TUESDAY WILL HAVE A TASTE TEST ON THE NEW PRINGLES, AHEAD OF BOGGER BOX OFFICES REVIEWS OF THE LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER!

SEE YOU SOON!

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