THE RETURN OF TASTE TEST 2K16 RETURNS: PICK ONE DESTROY ONE

As if last week wasn't stressful enough, what with the Draft and a One Shite Only, Doritos Just went and Released 2 Limited Edition Flavours In part of a cash prize drive to add one (AND ONLY ONE!) Flavour. The one not chosen will be destroyed in a way chosen by a random drawn competition entrant in an ad campaign for the winning Flavour

Here I am to help you with this decision

DORITOS OPTION A: SPICY SALSA
PaPackage Colour: White
Calorie Count: 616 calories per 30g serving
"Does Doritos really need a new Salsa Flavour?" I foolishly asked before opening this bag, and was shut upped by it's slow burn and complex flavour-ON A CRISP! Replace Chili Heatwave with this, Please!

DORITOS OPTION B: ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER
Package Colour: Black
Calorie Count: 619 Calorie per 30g
YOU HAD ONE JOB! And that was make a CHEESE-Burger flavour, the Gravy(?), Mustard and Pickles make the cheese flavouring non-existent! Also the crisps are Shit-Brown Coloured! Walkers does a far more Superior Limited Edition Burger Flavour!

Well that's it!
Join me next month for Summerslam, my first summerslam in years!

TNA WILL FADE AWAY AND FILE ITSELF AS OBSOLETE!; TNAWFUL: ONE SHITE ONLY: WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE! NO ONE ELSE IS!

I could have watched Bayley debut on the wwe main roster last night, you know that right?

However, i was never going to part €25 to watch a Gobshite from Mtv or a Return Promo-SO THERE!

WELCOME TO WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING, A SHOW FILMED 4 WEEKS AGO WHEN WWE WAS GOING OUT OF IT'S WAY TO BUILD BATTLEGROUND-ONLY FOR DIXIE TO RELEASE THIS SHOW 2 DAYS BEFORE THE WWE SHOW (ONE DAY IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN!)

So this is another tournament-this time for a trophy-which they probably rented from the bowling alley down the street! 4 teams of 5, 4 men-1 knockout!-will face each other in matches for points whatever 2 teams win the most will battle in a 10 person tag Main event!

TEAM BENNETT               TEAM STORM         TEAM DRAKE     TEAM [REDACTED]
Mike Bennett                          James Storm                Eli Drake                [Name Redacted]*
ec3                                          Bram                           Drew Galloway       Eddie Edwards
Crazy Steve                            Trevor Lee                   Mahabali Shera       Jesse Glassjawz
Rosemary                               Madison                       Sienna                     Jade
Grado                                     Baraka                          Dax                         Robbie E

*Yeah it's Jeff Hardy but the current storyline is that the Final Deletion was apparently for the Use of Jeff's image as intellectual Property. To the point where Jeff is no longer allowed to wrestle as Jeff Hardy but as Brother Nero

Anyway the main story is that Bennett has made his rival Ec3 his team mate...and it bit him on the ass! Remember when the self serving Jobber-Killer was Ethan's Gimmick-well, IT'S STILL HIS GIMMICK! Storm just picked everyone else who had a beard! That's it! Why isn't drew a captain, when this was filmed he was still the world's champion! However Drake was a good choice because backstage, none of his team were having none of it!

35 Minutes and 2 ad breaks later, we FINALLY have matches! all matches are one point each, because why shake things up, when every ppv is a tournament?

Trevor Lee was a good choice to put against Drew Galloway, This was a great opener. Styles makes fights, as they say, and Lee's striking-centric style was the antidote to the Technical Galloway, who still won! Team Drake: 1 point

Next was Bastille Baraka Loses to-I Mean-vs-Ethan Midcarder The Turd!-THE FUCK YOU THINK HAPPENED! ONE POINT-TEAM BENNETT

1st captain's match became a comedy match when Drake drank Storm's beer and storm V triggered and curb stomped Drake in a Raging Rampage Of Revenge! this will lead to the stupid Title vs Beer match where Storm will become King Of The Mountain!

I thought it was all over when Shera hit Eddie with the Sky-High, but somehow latched on to win with Boston Knee Party!

A precursor to the feud that they are having now, Bram countered the Jumping DDT into Brighter Side Of Suffering aka IT'S JUST A FUCKING DDT! It would have being funnier if Bram said something like "OI! STEVE! I SHAGGED YER BIRD!" Before hitting it!

2 of the strongest men of the roster, Jessie Godderz and Baron Dax, duked it out, Dax had a great showing but Glassjawz hit Adonis Lock on Dax!

Mike Bennett Vs [REDACTED] WAS A GREAT MATCH, BECAUSE MARIA DID HER JOB AS HEEL VALET, RIGHT!

Bennett knees [REDACTED] and revived to hit him with the Miracle In Progress!

Jade won the 4 way by pinning Rosemary-NEXT!

Next was a really unfunny comedy match. Oh Grado, what have they done to you? Still he won the Point, Which was nice!

Main event-Team Bennett vs Team [REDACTED] Turned into a clusterfuck! Ethan Naturally turned on Bennett, making him pinable by Jesse Godderz...OH DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WE ARE PUSHING THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER?

WELL THAT'S IT! NOT TOO BAD, JUST WISH TNA WOULD NOT PULL THIS 1/2 DAY(S) BEFORE WWE PPV BULLSHIT FOR ATTENTION!...ONLY FOR THEM TO SANDWICH BOUND FOR GLORY BETWEEN NO MERCY AND THE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS!

I'll be back next month with my 1st summerslam in years! but before that, tomorrow i have a new taste-test-Keep One, Destroy one with Doritos!

See you Tommorrow!

THE COMPLETE WWE 2016 DRAFT *CONTAINS SUSPECTED WWE BATTLEGROUND SPOILERS*

I was going to to a complete play-by-play of last night, except the matches were too short and were shit anyway! After Smackdown was a Supplemental Draft this post will now reveal the full Split Roster!

WWE RAW ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER-STEPHANIE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER-MICK FOLEY

CHAMPIONS
US CHAMPION -RUSEV
WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-THE NEW DAY
(BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS)
WWE WORLDS WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP-TBA

Finn Balor
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesner
Sami Zayn
Chris Jericho
Kevin Owens
Big Show
Neville
Cesaro
Sheamus
Titus O'Neill
Darren Young
Sin Cara
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
Braun Strowman

TAG DIVISION
Enzo and Cass
The Club
The Dudley Boyz
Dallas/Axel
The Shining Stars
Golden Truth

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Sasha Banks
Nia Jax
Paige
Summer Rae
Alicia Fox
Dana Brook

MANAGERS/VALETS
Paul Heyman
Lana
Bob Backlund

OPINION: WELL LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF THE MID CARD BELTS ARE CHANGING HANDS! Plus unless Seth can get the belt on sunday or reinstate the World's championship, the flagship will not have a major belt. or Smackdown is going to have a GOBSHITE FROM MTV AS IT'S TOP MAN!

WWE SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2016/17
COMMISSIONER: SHANE MACMAHON
GENERAL MANAGER: DANIEL BRYAN

CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION-DEAN AMBROSE
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION-GOBSHITE FROM MTV

AJ Styles
John Cena
Randy Orton
Bray Wyatt
Baron Corbin
Dolph Ziggler
Alberto Del Rio
Kane
Kalisto
Apollo Crews
Erick Rowan

TAG TEAM DIVISION
American Alpha
The Usos
The Ascension
Hype Bros
Breezedango
Vaudevillians

WOMEN'S DIVISION
Becky Lynch
Natalya
Naomi
Alexa Bliss
Eva Marie
Carmella

MANAGERS/VALETS
Maryse

OPINION: AS I EXPECTED, Smackdown has become a more diverse male roster with a tag division and a women's division that will have to claw each week until the next draft to get notice! Naomi's fan base fuming that she is not in title contention ...



more strange is that Carmella is on the main roster....but NOT WITH ENZO AND CASS? What the Hell?

So that's it!
this is going to be wild ride, we still don't know if the rumours of the revised wwe ppv schedule is real or not! But until then! I have a a pre-recorded ppv from a company who doesn't give a shit anymore to do on Monday!

Late Summer schedule: Rumours, Innuendo and Shadows!

(This schedule is yet to be confirmed, but the bogger box office reviews are Legit, since all i need is a dvd to make a review! Wrestling is not as simple! I need ample funds to buy a ppv, Also I need to know if my Country gets the television rights!)

WWE-THE DRAFT, BATTLEGROUND AND THE PHANTOM PPV SCHEDULE!

First things first, after paying for Mitb, I will not be buying Battleground! Besides, 5 days before Battleground is the 1st Live Smackdown and the draft on with it! Who is going to Smackdown? who's staying on Raw? Will Nxt Superstars be Drafted to The Main Roster? Will we ever see Finn Balor in the Club? Will Charlotte get Hugged pout of the title? Will we ever get Cena vs Joe? Will Miz be demoted to Nxt to LEARN HOW TO THROW A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE RIGHT? All will be revealed on the 19th of This Month.

this also raised the question of a supposed leaked revised schedule. One that will return to the old style of Branded PPVS every 2 weeks, and the Big 4 being Dual Branded! if this is true, thenppv showing in Ireland may changed into one of 3 Scenarios

1. With 20 PPVS A year, Sky Box office continues to show all shows at €25 a pop, regardless of quality, which fluctuates as it is! (UNLIKELY!)
2. Much like the Nxt Takeovers and Bash At the Beach, Most of these Shows will Exclusive to the Network and ....anyone in Ireland rich enough to pay €70 for the worst quality Broadband in Western Europe! (SADLY, VERY LIKELY!)
3. Sky, who cares more about ppv boxing than wrestling, throw there hands up and say "Fuck it!" and return to the much loved "ppv this month, free next month" alteration (VERY LIKELY!)

So far nothing is confirmed apart from Night of Champions now called "Clash of  The Champions!"
 Apart from summer slam and Clash which i am definitely doing this year, I am at a loss, until things get cleared up

SUPPOSED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• 12/09/16-Supposed review of WWE RAW: BACKLASH (tumblr)
• Clash of Champions (this blog)
• October-Supposed review of smackdown: No Mercy!
•  All shows beyond October will be reviewed on Tumblr, but on my own discrection! leading Nicely into....

IMPACT WRESTLING-ONE SHITE ONLYS, A GAMESHOW CHANNEL WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND AN OWNER WHO KNOWS LESS!

I'm not reviewing Battleground as i said already, but i was expecting, Tna to take advantage of the 5 week Built-up this show was going through...AND THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE! Take advantage of the wait the fans would go through and put a show to make company fresh in the audience minds when the rival company finally has their show. And sure Enough, Tna filmed a World Cup Of Wrestling on the 13th of June!

When will show be aired?
THE 22ND OF JULY-2 DAYS BEFORE A SHOW WWE HAD 5 WEEKS TO BUILD TO! WORSE FOR IRELAND AND BRITAIN! SINCE WE DON'T A LIVE IMPACT CONTRACT, WE HAVE TO WATCH IT A DAY BEFORE THE LIVE PPV!

And that bring s me back to the 6 day wait BULLSHIT! That was implimented by ChallengeTV, just  so it keep it's Precious menclature of all the ppv on Saturday so it's Precious, Precious Re-runs are not screwed up! Because of this, I'm Not Sure if there will be a Bound For Glory review this year, if they spring this 6 day wait on us again! if it's live, great! if it's back to 3 day wait, that's manageable, But anything for than 5, COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS! No Mercy if it exists, may be the new last ppv I do this year!

GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING-STILL WAITING JEFF! IT'S BEING A YEAR NOW!
September makes a year since Jeff Jarrett, and Boulder Creek Intl Productions announced going into business to distribute their shows on British Television, and where are now, a cut and paste message on twitter of "WE ARE WORKING ON IT, {INSERT NAME HERE!] STAY TUNED!

(DEEP BREATH!)
At least Bogger Box office is still under Some level of Control!

LATE SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

• August-Guns, Girls,Gambling
• September-Surf's Up!

well that's my lot, Gentlemen and few ladies!
Rest assured, when i get a solid piece of confirmed news i will update this schedule! But for now, ah man, we are really driven to distraction!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli where usually I am more Mellow than this! Usually!