As if last week wasn't stressful enough, what with the Draft and a One Shite Only, Doritos Just went and Released 2 Limited Edition Flavours In part of a cash prize drive to add one (AND ONLY ONE!) Flavour. The one not chosen will be destroyed in a way chosen by a random drawn competition entrant in an ad campaign for the winning Flavour
Here I am to help you with this decision
DORITOS OPTION A: SPICY SALSA
PaPackage Colour: White
Calorie Count: 616 calories per 30g serving
"Does Doritos really need a new Salsa Flavour?" I foolishly asked before opening this bag, and was shut upped by it's slow burn and complex flavour-ON A CRISP! Replace Chili Heatwave with this, Please!
DORITOS OPTION B: ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER
Package Colour: Black
Calorie Count: 619 Calorie per 30g
YOU HAD ONE JOB! And that was make a CHEESE-Burger flavour, the Gravy(?), Mustard and Pickles make the cheese flavouring non-existent! Also the crisps are Shit-Brown Coloured! Walkers does a far more Superior Limited Edition Burger Flavour!
Well that's it!
Join me next month for Summerslam, my first summerslam in years!
Here I am to help you with this decision
DORITOS OPTION A: SPICY SALSA
PaPackage Colour: White
Calorie Count: 616 calories per 30g serving
"Does Doritos really need a new Salsa Flavour?" I foolishly asked before opening this bag, and was shut upped by it's slow burn and complex flavour-ON A CRISP! Replace Chili Heatwave with this, Please!
DORITOS OPTION B: ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER
Package Colour: Black
Calorie Count: 619 Calorie per 30g
YOU HAD ONE JOB! And that was make a CHEESE-Burger flavour, the Gravy(?), Mustard and Pickles make the cheese flavouring non-existent! Also the crisps are Shit-Brown Coloured! Walkers does a far more Superior Limited Edition Burger Flavour!
Well that's it!
Join me next month for Summerslam, my first summerslam in years!
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