I could have watched Bayley debut on the wwe main roster last night, you know that right?
However, i was never going to part €25 to watch a Gobshite from Mtv or a Return Promo-SO THERE!
WELCOME TO WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING, A SHOW FILMED 4 WEEKS AGO WHEN WWE WAS GOING OUT OF IT'S WAY TO BUILD BATTLEGROUND-ONLY FOR DIXIE TO RELEASE THIS SHOW 2 DAYS BEFORE THE WWE SHOW (ONE DAY IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN!)
So this is another tournament-this time for a trophy-which they probably rented from the bowling alley down the street! 4 teams of 5, 4 men-1 knockout!-will face each other in matches for points whatever 2 teams win the most will battle in a 10 person tag Main event!
TEAM BENNETT TEAM STORM TEAM DRAKE TEAM [REDACTED]
Mike Bennett James Storm Eli Drake [Name Redacted]*
ec3 Bram Drew Galloway Eddie Edwards
Crazy Steve Trevor Lee Mahabali Shera Jesse Glassjawz
Rosemary Madison Sienna Jade
Grado Baraka Dax Robbie E
*Yeah it's Jeff Hardy but the current storyline is that the Final Deletion was apparently for the Use of Jeff's image as intellectual Property. To the point where Jeff is no longer allowed to wrestle as Jeff Hardy but as Brother Nero
Anyway the main story is that Bennett has made his rival Ec3 his team mate...and it bit him on the ass! Remember when the self serving Jobber-Killer was Ethan's Gimmick-well, IT'S STILL HIS GIMMICK! Storm just picked everyone else who had a beard! That's it! Why isn't drew a captain, when this was filmed he was still the world's champion! However Drake was a good choice because backstage, none of his team were having none of it!
35 Minutes and 2 ad breaks later, we FINALLY have matches! all matches are one point each, because why shake things up, when every ppv is a tournament?
Trevor Lee was a good choice to put against Drew Galloway, This was a great opener. Styles makes fights, as they say, and Lee's striking-centric style was the antidote to the Technical Galloway, who still won! Team Drake: 1 point
Next was Bastille Baraka Loses to-I Mean-vs-Ethan Midcarder The Turd!-THE FUCK YOU THINK HAPPENED! ONE POINT-TEAM BENNETT
1st captain's match became a comedy match when Drake drank Storm's beer and storm V triggered and curb stomped Drake in a Raging Rampage Of Revenge! this will lead to the stupid Title vs Beer match where Storm will become King Of The Mountain!
I thought it was all over when Shera hit Eddie with the Sky-High, but somehow latched on to win with Boston Knee Party!
A precursor to the feud that they are having now, Bram countered the Jumping DDT into Brighter Side Of Suffering aka IT'S JUST A FUCKING DDT! It would have being funnier if Bram said something like "OI! STEVE! I SHAGGED YER BIRD!" Before hitting it!
2 of the strongest men of the roster, Jessie Godderz and Baron Dax, duked it out, Dax had a great showing but Glassjawz hit Adonis Lock on Dax!
Mike Bennett Vs [REDACTED] WAS A GREAT MATCH, BECAUSE MARIA DID HER JOB AS HEEL VALET, RIGHT!
Bennett knees [REDACTED] and revived to hit him with the Miracle In Progress!
Jade won the 4 way by pinning Rosemary-NEXT!
Next was a really unfunny comedy match. Oh Grado, what have they done to you? Still he won the Point, Which was nice!
Main event-Team Bennett vs Team [REDACTED] Turned into a clusterfuck! Ethan Naturally turned on Bennett, making him pinable by Jesse Godderz...OH DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WE ARE PUSHING THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER?
WELL THAT'S IT! NOT TOO BAD, JUST WISH TNA WOULD NOT PULL THIS 1/2 DAY(S) BEFORE WWE PPV BULLSHIT FOR ATTENTION!...ONLY FOR THEM TO SANDWICH BOUND FOR GLORY BETWEEN NO MERCY AND THE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS!
I'll be back next month with my 1st summerslam in years! but before that, tomorrow i have a new taste-test-Keep One, Destroy one with Doritos!
See you Tommorrow!
However, i was never going to part €25 to watch a Gobshite from Mtv or a Return Promo-SO THERE!
WELCOME TO WORLD CUP OF WRESTLING, A SHOW FILMED 4 WEEKS AGO WHEN WWE WAS GOING OUT OF IT'S WAY TO BUILD BATTLEGROUND-ONLY FOR DIXIE TO RELEASE THIS SHOW 2 DAYS BEFORE THE WWE SHOW (ONE DAY IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN!)
So this is another tournament-this time for a trophy-which they probably rented from the bowling alley down the street! 4 teams of 5, 4 men-1 knockout!-will face each other in matches for points whatever 2 teams win the most will battle in a 10 person tag Main event!
TEAM BENNETT TEAM STORM TEAM DRAKE TEAM [REDACTED]
Mike Bennett James Storm Eli Drake [Name Redacted]*
ec3 Bram Drew Galloway Eddie Edwards
Crazy Steve Trevor Lee Mahabali Shera Jesse Glassjawz
Rosemary Madison Sienna Jade
Grado Baraka Dax Robbie E
*Yeah it's Jeff Hardy but the current storyline is that the Final Deletion was apparently for the Use of Jeff's image as intellectual Property. To the point where Jeff is no longer allowed to wrestle as Jeff Hardy but as Brother Nero
Anyway the main story is that Bennett has made his rival Ec3 his team mate...and it bit him on the ass! Remember when the self serving Jobber-Killer was Ethan's Gimmick-well, IT'S STILL HIS GIMMICK! Storm just picked everyone else who had a beard! That's it! Why isn't drew a captain, when this was filmed he was still the world's champion! However Drake was a good choice because backstage, none of his team were having none of it!
35 Minutes and 2 ad breaks later, we FINALLY have matches! all matches are one point each, because why shake things up, when every ppv is a tournament?
Trevor Lee was a good choice to put against Drew Galloway, This was a great opener. Styles makes fights, as they say, and Lee's striking-centric style was the antidote to the Technical Galloway, who still won! Team Drake: 1 point
Next was Bastille Baraka Loses to-I Mean-vs-Ethan Midcarder The Turd!-THE FUCK YOU THINK HAPPENED! ONE POINT-TEAM BENNETT
1st captain's match became a comedy match when Drake drank Storm's beer and storm V triggered and curb stomped Drake in a Raging Rampage Of Revenge! this will lead to the stupid Title vs Beer match where Storm will become King Of The Mountain!
I thought it was all over when Shera hit Eddie with the Sky-High, but somehow latched on to win with Boston Knee Party!
A precursor to the feud that they are having now, Bram countered the Jumping DDT into Brighter Side Of Suffering aka IT'S JUST A FUCKING DDT! It would have being funnier if Bram said something like "OI! STEVE! I SHAGGED YER BIRD!" Before hitting it!
2 of the strongest men of the roster, Jessie Godderz and Baron Dax, duked it out, Dax had a great showing but Glassjawz hit Adonis Lock on Dax!
Mike Bennett Vs [REDACTED] WAS A GREAT MATCH, BECAUSE MARIA DID HER JOB AS HEEL VALET, RIGHT!
Bennett knees [REDACTED] and revived to hit him with the Miracle In Progress!
Jade won the 4 way by pinning Rosemary-NEXT!
Next was a really unfunny comedy match. Oh Grado, what have they done to you? Still he won the Point, Which was nice!
Main event-Team Bennett vs Team [REDACTED] Turned into a clusterfuck! Ethan Naturally turned on Bennett, making him pinable by Jesse Godderz...OH DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WE ARE PUSHING THE GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER?
WELL THAT'S IT! NOT TOO BAD, JUST WISH TNA WOULD NOT PULL THIS 1/2 DAY(S) BEFORE WWE PPV BULLSHIT FOR ATTENTION!...ONLY FOR THEM TO SANDWICH BOUND FOR GLORY BETWEEN NO MERCY AND THE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS!
I'll be back next month with my 1st summerslam in years! but before that, tomorrow i have a new taste-test-Keep One, Destroy one with Doritos!
See you Tommorrow!
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