HELL MONTH WEEK 3: CLASH OF (MOST OF THE) CHAMPIONS

This Morning, breaking from the norm, I had breakfast in the coffee shop, Toffee and Thyme In My home town of Enniscorthy because today is a day worth celebrating and even though the strangers at the other table looked cock-eyed at a 16 stone (220 pound) man smiling and laughing to himself, at least you know why i'm happy...today is the last ppv I REVIEW THIS YEAR! NO MORE PAYPERVIEWS TIL THE RUMBLE!

So with last night in Indianapolis, It's only fair The clash is my Victory Lap!

In the Pre-show Alicia Fox, why did pick a fight with Nia Jax! Where You High...er Than Usual?

The New Day retain against the club. Tonight's raw will be the 400TH! DAY OF THEIR HISTORIC SECOND RUN! A Nice Round number to finish the reign tonight!

Next was the Cruiserweight Championship. Brain Kendrick and Tjp Split the arena in half, Seeing Kendrick in his "THE BRIAN KENDRICK" Jacket made me tear up a little bit, better than barefeet and Pajama bottoms in his Shitpact days! Perkins won but Kendrick Fake a handshake and headbutting him. THIS IS NOT OVER!

LOOK LIKE THE TAG TITLE CHANGE WON'T BE THE ONLY MATCH WE GET FOR FREE~As Lame-Arse vs Cesaro ending in a double count out...WEAK!

48-year old part time wrestler and third rate rock star Chris Jericho bet 30-something full time Wrestler Sami Zayn...MOVE OVER YOUNG TALENT!
 
Charlotte pushed Bayley into Sasha to retain the Raw Women's Championship! looks like Ironwoman 2 may happen after all!

BLOWMAN REIGNS WON THE US TITLE...FOR 'MURICA! YOU-ASS-EH! YOU-ASS-EH! YOU-ASS-EH!

Finally with your one and only title change, Kevin Owens with a big assist by his new best friend Chris Jericho defeated a red hot Seth Rollins!

And that's all the Wrestling i have for this year...well not exactly, November the 19th will see the 1000th episode of smackdown so i will review that, but until January i will focus on theme month and bogger box office reviews!

HELL MONTH WEEK 2, DAY 2: DOUBLE POST (Winter Schedule and Clash Of Champions Predictions)

Welcome back!
Last Night i watched raw live and it was the go home show for Clash Of Champions- Currently i'm on week 2 of the month wwe and tna has designated alternating ppvs-Referred to by many as HELL MONTH! Sadly i will not have a week 4 or 5, since Clash of Champions will be my last ppv of this year!
(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE)

WWE BESTEST BELT IN WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE!
KEVIN OWENS (C) VS SETH ROLLINS

Coming out  of a Red Hot Betrayal Angle, Both Stars will come out and put on a great match! But Owens has being champion for 3 weeks they are not going to take the belt off him this soon!

MONEY ON: OWENS SAFEST BET I'LL MAKE!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP 
CHARLOTTE(C) VS SASHA BANKS VS BAYLEY

After Dana Brook Pointed out that Both Bayley and Sasha shoulders were down in their contenders match, (wow, Dana Can Count To 4! CLEARLY WE DON'T GIVE HER ENOUGH CREDIT!) Foley went and made it a Triple Threat, later that night Charlotte and Dana bet the faces but Sasha was acting really superface, like interacting with fans-she has never done that and that's usually a tell...
MONEY ON: SASHA BY TURNING ON AND PINNING BAYLEY, SETTING UP FOR IRONWOMAN 2!

U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
RUSEV (C) VS BLOWMAN LAMES

SURE, YOU HATE ROMAN, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HATE EVEN MORE? SNEAKY FOREIGNERS
HOLDING THE MURICA FLAG BELT!

MONEY ON: ROMAN REIGNS...AND 'MURICA!

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

TJ PERKINS (C) VS THE BRIAN KENDRICK

I HAVEN'T BEING THIS EXCITED FOR A MATCH IN A LONG TIME! It's the young star who jumped ship vs the old master who dusted of his boots! this first match will set the precedent of the division going forward

MONEY ON: PERKINS

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE NEW DAY (C) VS THE CLUB

The Champs dodged a bullet last month, but their days are numbered. they won't survive this time!

MONEY ON: THE CLUB!

THE BEST OF SEVEN SERIES MATCH 7 FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP TO A...UNSPECIFIED TITLE!

LAMEARSE VS CESARO

IT'S NEARLY OVER!

MONEY ON: CESARO!

SAMI ZAYN VS CHRIS JERICHO

Concerned that Jericho is only being led on Kevin Owens, Jericho has found umbridge with anyone who bad mouths his "new best friend!"

MONEY ON: Zayn, what would be the point of making a man nearly 50 who doesn't have the passion anymore win this match?

PRESHOW

NIA JAX GET ALICIA FOX TO FED ON!

NIA ANGRY!

NIA SMASH!

At this point i would say that it...but that's not the case! this is a Double Post after all!

WINTER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS

• Monday-Clash of (MOST OF THE) Champions

BOUND FOR 6 DAYS AFTER THE FACT!

As Mentioned on my Twitter feed, Tna Bound for glory will not shown live in Ireland, and a Gameshow channel that spent the entire year cancelling everything on it's schedule not a gameshow...

NEVER FORGET!

Challenge doesn't even advertise or worse doesn't even acknowledge that they show wrestling in their idents! this was their old idents

and this is their new idents

so i am done with Tna if they don't show their only 2 live shows live! i will still do one night only since they are a day apart from america, but unless Challenge can show the live shows live or less that 6 days after the fact then maybe tna would not be in the state it's in!

also due to Christmas, i will not be reviewing any more ppvs until the rumble this year...but i still have 1 review left in me!

• November-Smackdown 1000th Episode!

THEME MONTH

This year of 2016 has being a milestone for many, It was Olympic year! it was 60 years of BBC's Comedy Department, it was Roald Dahl's Centenary! But another Centenary that was closer to my heart is the Centenary of Ireland's Freedom!

So it's with Great Patriotic Pride that Theme Month in late October and Early November will be

IRISH CULTURE MONTH!

• 10 IRISH GIFTS TO THE WORLD!
• 10 IRISH BANDS THAT CHANGE THE GAME
• CUISINE AGUS CRAIC: IRISH FOOD AND DRINK

BOGGER BOX OFFICE WINTER SCHEDULE

The fledgling alliance of Eamonn and Jusef may just break under the Pressure when the Leader's Attack at a moment of calm sends shockwaves across our world!

• OCTOBER-Halloween Special: Eyeborgs
• NOVEMBER-CLICK!
• DECEMBER-CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN!  

Well that's it!

 I'll see you Monday, for the last ppv I do this year! Which means the other reviews will not be as episodic or reliable so stay locked on my twitter Account (@RealEnli) for updates!

HELL MONTH WEEK 2: A COMPANY IN THE TOILET PRESENTS: TNA ONE NIGHT ONLY: SEPTEMBER: AH DONES FIRED THE PEEPEEVEE NAMIN' GUY, Y'ALL!

Well it's come to this, and even though this time last year i said Impact Wrestling won't see the new Year, if they keep churning out shows where they don't bother naming them, if they keep putting more money into Final Deletion, than their actual Matches, if they keep driving British Fans to Illegal Streams Because a Gameshow Channel doesn't Realise the equity that it's non-repeated shows make, then it really is over!

Beacause of the said Gameshow channel, Bound for Glory will NOT be shown Live in Ireland, but 6 days later, which means Yours Truly will not Bother to review it, meaning Clash will be your last ppv review this year-More Details to come tomorrow in my Winter Schedule Double Post!

So on to Saturday's Show- One Night Only September 2016-No tournament, No gimmicks, No title Matches, just a few loose ends to tie to get all the roster to speed thanks to the new rebut!

Match starts with A promo by Eli Drake, who in his mind thinks Sienna has a crush on him, Eli playing a Chauvinistic Jerk very well, with this little line
" The Only Time A Put A Woman On a Pedestal, It Was To Look Up Her Skirt!"
I'm gonna put this here-

THERE IT IS, ELI, THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'LL EVER SAY AND NOONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR IT!

Grado and Jade bet Eli and Sienna, after the later argued over Eli's comments

The Tribunal won despite Raquel stopping Al throwing powder, actually the Brazilian Ring Rat did more harm than Good kicking up the powder in a cloud that Dax took advantage of! Robbie was even laughing at how stupid the finish was!

the last 8 Matches was part of a segment i like to call "IF Y'ALL DON'T SHADDUP ABOUT THAT THERE CRUISERWEIGHT CLASSIC, Y'ALL ARE FIRED, Y'ALL!" Zima lost to Moobs after he Hit Gamebreaker IT'S JUST A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE! Shera forces Spud to do his Stupid Dance, Bore-us Clay squash Crazy Steve, In  Between the systematic Put down of every man under 6 feet tall, Marti "I'm Latin, Don't You Know!" Bell beat Madison "I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE!" Rayne, Galloway beat Everett while working as a face, E.C.3 Beat Trevor Lee, Mike Bennett who wins televised matches by being a cheating putz who hides in his wife's bra-strings, got a clean win on a show no-one saw live! And Even though champions are not shown with their belts in case they lose them by the time this show gets aired, They still couldn't give Eddie Edwards the Satisfaction of Beating Lashley Once, Not even Non-Title! 

Also Josh Matthews, asking what Enzirgiri Means, rather than what it is one thing, but asking stupid questions like why is ddt named after a poison, why it's called a Sliced Bread number 2, why it's an Irish Whip, as a former wrestler turned announcer, People expect you to know these things...

Well, that's it!

Tomorrow as i said, will be the double post-prediction on Clash and my Winter Schedule! If you can't make it tomorrow, join me next Monday for the Last Review of the year-THE CLASH OF (MOST OF THE) CHAMPIONS!