Well it's come to this, and even though this time last year i said Impact Wrestling won't see the new Year, if they keep churning out shows where they don't bother naming them, if they keep putting more money into Final Deletion, than their actual Matches, if they keep driving British Fans to Illegal Streams Because a Gameshow Channel doesn't Realise the equity that it's non-repeated shows make, then it really is over!
Beacause of the said Gameshow channel, Bound for Glory will NOT be shown Live in Ireland, but 6 days later, which means Yours Truly will not Bother to review it, meaning Clash will be your last ppv review this year-More Details to come tomorrow in my Winter Schedule Double Post!
So on to Saturday's Show- One Night Only September 2016-No tournament, No gimmicks, No title Matches, just a few loose ends to tie to get all the roster to speed thanks to the new rebut!
Match starts with A promo by Eli Drake, who in his mind thinks Sienna has a crush on him, Eli playing a Chauvinistic Jerk very well, with this little line
" The Only Time A Put A Woman On a Pedestal, It Was To Look Up Her Skirt!"
I'm gonna put this here-
Grado and Jade bet Eli and Sienna, after the later argued over Eli's comments
Beacause of the said Gameshow channel, Bound for Glory will NOT be shown Live in Ireland, but 6 days later, which means Yours Truly will not Bother to review it, meaning Clash will be your last ppv review this year-More Details to come tomorrow in my Winter Schedule Double Post!
So on to Saturday's Show- One Night Only September 2016-No tournament, No gimmicks, No title Matches, just a few loose ends to tie to get all the roster to speed thanks to the new rebut!
Match starts with A promo by Eli Drake, who in his mind thinks Sienna has a crush on him, Eli playing a Chauvinistic Jerk very well, with this little line
" The Only Time A Put A Woman On a Pedestal, It Was To Look Up Her Skirt!"
I'm gonna put this here-
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| THERE IT IS, ELI, THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'LL EVER SAY AND NOONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR IT! |
The Tribunal won despite Raquel stopping Al throwing powder, actually the Brazilian Ring Rat did more harm than Good kicking up the powder in a cloud that Dax took advantage of! Robbie was even laughing at how stupid the finish was!
the last 8 Matches was part of a segment i like to call "IF Y'ALL DON'T SHADDUP ABOUT THAT THERE CRUISERWEIGHT CLASSIC, Y'ALL ARE FIRED, Y'ALL!" Zima lost to Moobs after he Hit Gamebreaker IT'S JUST A FUCKING CLOTHESLINE! Shera forces Spud to do his Stupid Dance, Bore-us Clay squash Crazy Steve, In Between the systematic Put down of every man under 6 feet tall, Marti "I'm Latin, Don't You Know!" Bell beat Madison "I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE!" Rayne, Galloway beat Everett while working as a face, E.C.3 Beat Trevor Lee, Mike Bennett who wins televised matches by being a cheating putz who hides in his wife's bra-strings, got a clean win on a show no-one saw live! And Even though champions are not shown with their belts in case they lose them by the time this show gets aired, They still couldn't give Eddie Edwards the Satisfaction of Beating Lashley Once, Not even Non-Title!
Also Josh Matthews, asking what Enzirgiri Means, rather than what it is one thing, but asking stupid questions like why is ddt named after a poison, why it's called a Sliced Bread number 2, why it's an Irish Whip, as a former wrestler turned announcer, People expect you to know these things...
Well, that's it!
Tomorrow as i said, will be the double post-prediction on Clash and my Winter Schedule! If you can't make it tomorrow, join me next Monday for the Last Review of the year-THE CLASH OF (MOST OF THE) CHAMPIONS!
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