Last night this bloody August Heat had forced me awake enough to watch Smackdown, So Without further Delay, Here is my Predictions for Sunday's Show in Richmond, VI.
(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN "TITTYMASTER" AMBROSE! (C) VS AJ STYLES!
It's a Mop-Top vs A Lunatic Fringe for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Home Advantage will go Styles as it's the deep South, But Being Prickish to Production Staff, No if i was booking Styles, i would book him more like Luger and Sting in 2000. Styles Dressing Like Cena and Exclaiming that Styles kicked "his" ass! Leading nicely to
MONEY ON: Ambrose but only after Styles gets distracted by Cena's music. Cena may or may not have to be involved, but his music alone will cause Styles to lose focus!
WWEINTERCONTINENTAL TOILET BREAK CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV!(C) VS GOBSHITE FROM GOBSHITE FROM MTV'S ONLY FRIEND!
LOSER'S BRACKET FOR THE WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONSHP TOURNAMENT!
THE DOUCHE-SOS VS TRIPE BROS!
IF YOU THINK ZACK AND BLOW-JO ARE GOING TO WIN AGAINST A THIRD GENERATION TEAM THAT ALSO STICK TO CENA'S JOCK LIKE HIS JORTS, THEN THAT'S ADORABLE!
WINNERS WILL FACE HEATH SLATER AND RHYNO!
I would like to say Heath wins to get his contract! But after Enzo/Cass lost in there Hometown in Summerslam, WWE is not above the "Jim Ross" Booking!
MONEY ON: THE BOO-SUCKS!
SPEAKING OF HAVING A JOB BECAUSE OF SUCKING OFF CENA!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
NAOMI, BECKY, ALEXA, CARMELLA AND NATTIE LOSES TO, I MEAN VERSUS! NIKKI BELLA-SKANK!
(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
DEAN "TITTYMASTER" AMBROSE! (C) VS AJ STYLES!
It's a Mop-Top vs A Lunatic Fringe for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Home Advantage will go Styles as it's the deep South, But Being Prickish to Production Staff, No if i was booking Styles, i would book him more like Luger and Sting in 2000. Styles Dressing Like Cena and Exclaiming that Styles kicked "his" ass! Leading nicely to
MONEY ON: Ambrose but only after Styles gets distracted by Cena's music. Cena may or may not have to be involved, but his music alone will cause Styles to lose focus!
WWE
GOBSHITE FROM MTV!(C) VS GOBSHITE FROM GOBSHITE FROM MTV'S ONLY FRIEND!
LOSER'S BRACKET FOR THE WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONSHP TOURNAMENT!
THE DOUCHE-SOS VS TRIPE BROS!
IF YOU THINK ZACK AND BLOW-JO ARE GOING TO WIN AGAINST A THIRD GENERATION TEAM THAT ALSO STICK TO CENA'S JOCK LIKE HIS JORTS, THEN THAT'S ADORABLE!
WINNERS WILL FACE HEATH SLATER AND RHYNO!
I would like to say Heath wins to get his contract! But after Enzo/Cass lost in there Hometown in Summerslam, WWE is not above the "Jim Ross" Booking!
MONEY ON: THE BOO-SUCKS!
SPEAKING OF HAVING A JOB BECAUSE OF SUCKING OFF CENA!
SIX PACK CHALLENGE WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
WHEN IT CAME TO MAKING AN ORIGINAL DESIGN, YOU JUST "BLUE" IT! |
LIKE I NEED TO EXPLAIN!
BLANDY BORE-TON VS BRAY WYATT
I think this is nothing more than a warm up match for Team Randy vs Team Wyatt at Survivor Series!
MONEY ON: WYATT!
WWE BACKLASH will be up on the enlightenedtowers tumblr page on Monday! these Matches will either be extra long or more matches added on the night!
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