THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA NEVER RAN SMOOTHLY! BUT THIS YEAR DESPITE INJURIES, DESPITE PART TIMERS, DESPITE FAN BACKLASH, SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW! WWE PULLED IT OFF!
1st the Pre-Show matches.
Despite the all the rage and anger, it was agreed that if one match had to leave the preshow to be in the main card, Naomi's Hero's return would be a story they could run with! Austin Aries vs Neville was a real barn burner by all accounts, Neville retaining his title by socking Aries in the orbital Socket again, and hitting Red Arrow. Austin had to leave under a towel like he was the Elephant Man!
THE WINNER OF THE KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL 2017 IS....BLOJO?
Finally on the preshow, to make the Smackdown women's match on the maincard, it mean the ic belt was now on the preshow! AND I WAS OK WITH THAT! of all the matches last night, this had the least build. Dean Won so that means the Ic Belt goes back in the box for another 3 months!
The Show proper starts with the New Day, dressed as Final Fantasy Characters with Cole acting like he a fanboy! Bitch didn't you mistake "Victory Fanfare" as Charge! 2 years ago! Anyway new Day was also her with there Icecream Truck since Xavier knows a lot about Women swallowing his Creamy Filling!
1st Match and somehow Aj Styles got a wrestling match with Wrestling Holds out of Shane O'Mac! We were Worried that seeing the Rollercoaster stage that Shano would get a Tom Phillips stylee 4 HOUR BONER! But thankfully Shane left his ego at the door and kept "Cool Dad" in the Box! Styles won!
In a match packed with rage, vitriol and emotion Kevin Owens defeated his former best friend, Chris Jericho in a us title match that was Owens Career Pinnacle!
After a Contrived Shaping, Bayley retained Raw Women's Championship against Nia, Sasha and Charlotte! Sasha is face still...FOR NOW!
WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS WAS NEXT. STILL SAD THAT THE FAMILY OF KRIS TRAVIS WAS NOT GIVEN THE WARRIOR AWARD! BUT ANGLE BACK IN THE WWE?
Not the only surprise as the new day revealed a new Team for the WWE RAW TAG LADDER MATCH! WHO COULD IT BE?
THE HARDYZ ARE BACK! NOT AS THE BROKEN HARDYZ (AT LEAST NOT OFFICIALLY!) BUT THERE WAS CHANTS OF DELETE! THE HARDYZ RETURN AS NOT ONLY THE TAG CHAMPS OF ALL SPACE AND TIME BUT OF RAW AS WELL! WHICH MEANS THIS NEWS WAS...
1st the Pre-Show matches.
Despite the all the rage and anger, it was agreed that if one match had to leave the preshow to be in the main card, Naomi's Hero's return would be a story they could run with! Austin Aries vs Neville was a real barn burner by all accounts, Neville retaining his title by socking Aries in the orbital Socket again, and hitting Red Arrow. Austin had to leave under a towel like he was the Elephant Man!
THE WINNER OF THE KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL 2017 IS....BLOJO?
Finally on the preshow, to make the Smackdown women's match on the maincard, it mean the ic belt was now on the preshow! AND I WAS OK WITH THAT! of all the matches last night, this had the least build. Dean Won so that means the Ic Belt goes back in the box for another 3 months!
The Show proper starts with the New Day, dressed as Final Fantasy Characters with Cole acting like he a fanboy! Bitch didn't you mistake "Victory Fanfare" as Charge! 2 years ago! Anyway new Day was also her with there Icecream Truck since Xavier knows a lot about Women swallowing his Creamy Filling!
1st Match and somehow Aj Styles got a wrestling match with Wrestling Holds out of Shane O'Mac! We were Worried that seeing the Rollercoaster stage that Shano would get a Tom Phillips stylee 4 HOUR BONER! But thankfully Shane left his ego at the door and kept "Cool Dad" in the Box! Styles won!
In a match packed with rage, vitriol and emotion Kevin Owens defeated his former best friend, Chris Jericho in a us title match that was Owens Career Pinnacle!
After a Contrived Shaping, Bayley retained Raw Women's Championship against Nia, Sasha and Charlotte! Sasha is face still...FOR NOW!
WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS WAS NEXT. STILL SAD THAT THE FAMILY OF KRIS TRAVIS WAS NOT GIVEN THE WARRIOR AWARD! BUT ANGLE BACK IN THE WWE?
Not the only surprise as the new day revealed a new Team for the WWE RAW TAG LADDER MATCH! WHO COULD IT BE?
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| AH'LL FADE AWAY AN' CLASSI-MI-FY MAHSELF AS OBSOLETE, Y'ALL! |
JOHN CENA AND NIKKI BELLA BET GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND PLAYBOY WHORE!
ACT SHOCKED!
Seth, despite all the pain, defeated Triple H in a competent Unsanctioned Match.
Nexy was the Shitty Mini Concert and Despite WWE TURNING OFF THE AUDIENCE MIC! BOOS FOR SHITBULL, BLO-RIDA AND LARD ARSE LEWIS! WAS STILL HEARD! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TREATING THE CRUISERWEIGHTS LIKE SHIT, VINCE!
The Mania Gooker goes to whoever thought it was a good idea to project insects onto the ring canvas to pay mind games with Orton. Bray if you wanted to scare Orton, Project this image onto the ring!
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| TIME FOR YOUR WELLNESS TEST, BLANDY! |
BORK IS NOW YOU JAM BELT CHAMPION! SEE YOU IN 3 WEEKS FOR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK!
As mentioned Above Naomi has returned as Orlando's hometown Hero, beating 5 other women to retain the gold she never lost! One Note of Interest Becky may need some Sensitivity Classes as she came out with her hair Braid in Beads and with Warpaint...in Match that had Mickie James in it...who is a Native Americian!
AWKWARD!
And Finally, Roman Cemeted his new role as Heel as he beat and seemingly retired the undertaker who symbolically shedded his costume in the middle of ring and kissed his wife, Michelle McCool at ring-side!
Well That's It!
Tomorrow on Bogger Box Office. This year's 3 tickets to Hell event kicks off! Next Monday, I will reveal my Summer schedule, Suffice it to say, This Summer I will have Wrestling coming out of my FECKING EARS!
SEE YOU SOON!
PEACE!
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