Monday, August 28, 2017

BOY DANCER TO KNIGHT OF THE REALM: A TRIBUTE TO BRUCE FORSYTH

A few weeks ago both sides of the Atlantic lost 2 of it's last Icons. America lost Jerry Lewis, But days before In Britain, a bigger outcry happened.

Bruce Forsyth: Presenter, Dancer, Singer, Actor, Record Breaker, Knight and Entertainer had died. Today we pay homage to the man who was there at the advent of television in the 50s and became it's pacemaker for the next 6 decades!

Born on the 22nd of February in 1928, in the town of Middlesex, Bruce Joseph Forsyth-Johnson was the son of a mechanic both parents played and sang in the Salvation Army band, so at a young age music and charity was at the fore of his upbringing. Inspired by the movies of Fred Astaire, his father once found his 8 year old son dancing on the the roof of his garage. Impressed by his son, he enrolled his son as the only boy in a dance school in Tottenham, Despite being ridiculed at school for being the only boy going to dancing, Dance was everything to Bruce, so much so at the age of 14, Bruce graduated Primary School with hardly had any real formal education to stand on. However he was adamant that he was destined for the stage, Rubbing in the fact he was the only boy in the dance class, "Boy Brucie" made the rounds in clubs and theatres around Britain, his energetic dancing and charismatic Presence earned Forsyth the much better nickname of "The Mighty Atom" which became a song that he incorporated into his act! In 1939, Bruce, still a child, made his television debut in an interview by the talent scout, Jasmine Bligh (the footage has since being lost!)
In 1943, Bruce lost his brother, John, a pilot, to an unfortunate accident during a training exercise in the Royal Air Force Base in Turnberg.

After the War, Bruce, now a strapping , 6 foot teenager continued to travel the length of  War-torn Britain, getting pick up entertainment work wherever he can,  including circuses where his Height and Dancer Athleticism made him a strongman. By 20, like his brother before him Bruce was drafted into the Air Force.

In the 50's the Television became affordable and with it a new breed of entertainer was born. Threatre Impressario, Val Parnell, needed a host for a show, that show became Brucie's big break: Sunday Night at the London Palladium. he also acted as the straightman to another legend, the late, great Norman Wisdom. Dropping Johnson to just Forsyth to play up the class stereotype of someone with an uncommon name. Brucie's Straightman in the double act was always "in Charge" and it would bite him when Norman tried to warn Brucie than something bad was going to happen to him! However Bruce's stage commitments grew when he was on tv, so for all of the 60's Bruce's tv appearances were few and far between!

a Decade later the Brucie 2nd foray as a gameshow host would see him become the face of The Generation Game, a family gameshow where 2 family members a generation or 3 apart, competed against similar family in challenges based on whatever actor, play or film wanted free publicity that week! It was also the place where Brucie's signature entrance, the Thinker Pose made it's debut







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It was also where Bruce met his second wife, his G.G. Co-host, Anthea Redfern, to which he had 3 daughter. he also has 3 other daughters from his previous marriage. Brucie's Presence, catchphrases made him a hot commodity in the entertainment world.  for the next 3 decades, Brucie would be traded back and forth from the BBC to ITV, At Itv Brucie's first show Brucie Big Night was a ratings flop, however the simple formula of Bruce's Play your Cards Right, a game of "Higher or Lower" With cards, proved to be more successful, that when Britain got the rights to make there own Version of The Price is Right, there was only ever one man for the job! In 1981 Bruce Judged that year's Miss World, meeting fellow Judge, Wilnela Merced, a beauty Queen in her own right. 3 years later they married, and remained so til his death last month, where they has Bruce's only son, JJ. In 1986, Bruce tried to break America, to no avail. This meant however that there was no room for any of Bruce's other projects in the 1990's. it seems Bruce Forsyth was going beck and forth reviving the gameshows he hosted, rather than gaining any new projects. By the early 2000s, it looked like An overworked Bruce was ready to retire off our screens for good!

Until 2003 Bruce's career came full circle. The thing that made Brucie, Dance, was back in a big way! Dancing With The Stars ( Called Strictly Come Dancing, or simply Strictly! over in Britain) revitalised the then 70+ Legend's Career, the show was a whirlwind success, the Professional Dancers were overnight stars, Dance schools reflourished, and Bruce was once more the King Of Light Entertainment. He would step down as host in 2014 when illness took over. a year later Bruce suffered a aortic aneurysm that needed surgery. after that, Forsyth made no more public appearances. in February this year he suffered a chest infection and spent 5 days in hospitial. However, his health would deteriorate until on the 18th of August 2017, his Agent confirmed that Sir Bruce Joseph Forsyth-Johnson, OBE, CBE died Peacefully in his Estate in Wentworth aged 89.

Brucie's Indelible influence in Culture will never be erased. His life in entertainment made him a commodity and a litmus test for quality programming. Forsyth is the current Guiness Record Holder for the longest career held by a male performer. In the twillight of his career, Bruce recieved many accolades from his peers until finally and many at the time said it was overdue, Bruce was awarded a knighthood in 2011.

Thank You Brucie,
Thank you for Entertaining Millions
For so Many years
Often Imitated, But Never Matched!
Ever!
RIP
1928-2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Winter schedule 2017

After Summerslam, Things will slow down a bit, much like the hours getting shorter. Clearly my goal of a 400th post will go unfinished until next year! Still i have a lot for you until i close the towers for Christmas.

A DROUGHT OF WRESTLING 
Due to Family Commitments, my own plans for October and #GOBSHITEFORCE peddling non televised Matches from 2 years ago as a series of 4 ppvs, the next time you'll hear from me as a wrestling writer will be on November for Bound For Glory! All wwe ppvs til the Rumble will be written up on my Tumblr, with a predictions post thread on my twitter hours before the ppv itself! my twitter can be found @RealEnli.

THEME MONTH
Last Friday, the Entertainment world lost one of its last Icons.

Bruce Forsyth, the man who started on the advent of television and stayed a pacemaker for every decade the device had being part of our lives, lived an extraordinary life and career. that will never be equalled. From Boy Dancer to Knight of the Realm, September will celebrate Brucie's best tv moments, best musical moments, his comedy moments with Norman Wisdom and of course, a countdown of his best gameshows!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
We have a new Storyline called Suffer Little Children. A murder has happened. only problem, the victim was already dead! The only person that can help Joe-jack clear his name, is a memory hidden in his Dementia-ridden Mammie!

  • September-Puss N Boots
  • Halloween-Raiders of the Lost SHARK!
  • Christmas- Welcome to Monster High!
SPECIAL EVENT IN OCTOBER
I have being focusing a lot on bad movies this year, so October i will do something on a show i loved!


  • ALL WINTER-CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!: A Complete look on the entire 3 seasons on the show Animation Hipsters still lauded to this day, Code: Lyoko!
and that's it!
Follow me on Twitter on the address above and i will see you on the 1st of September for Puss N Boots on Bogger box office!

Monday, August 21, 2017

SUMMERSLAM 2017: NO SLEEPER HOLDS TIL BROOKLYN

Summerslam is the biggest event in summer months, however this year's show was a mixed affair.

1st the Preshow. Due to The Arena Not Opening Early (It's not like this EXACT! event has being here twice already and is on the third year of a 5 year agreement! OH WAIT!), There was barely any fans to watch the Miz's Match. and i was relishing that fact, since Miz's matches tend to be a Pavlovian Response to go for a piss anyway-hence the Toilet Break Championship! Poor Hardys working an empty arena, it's like they never left TNA! GOBSHITOURAGE WON! IN WHAT PEOPLE ARE CALLING MIZ'S WORST MATCH! I DUNNO...
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THAT'S A PRETTY LONG LIST
THE DOUCHESOS Won the sdlive! tag belts back...for reasons! and Akira Tozawa lost the belt back to Neville...because reasons!

To the main show, Losing the Money In The Bank Briefcase had made Baron Corbin Unfocused in this match, and it Cost him Against Cena!

I Didn't pick to see Nattie Winning the title outright with no Shenanigans from Carmella, but that's what happen with Naomi. Nattie won fair and square! still...there are going to be some people who watched the match and be like...
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Well Enzo in a cage, in boxers and babyoil. if that is not a less than subtle rib about his backstage behaviour i don't know what is. Big Show Sold his broken Hand well, considering being so big and dominant, selling is not usually his strong suit! He lost to Big Fass-cist! He Support's Donald Trump and so can't teach anyone like that!

That No Mercy Ad with Alexa Bliss is Nightmare fuel if you saw it last night!

10 SECONDS! 
That's how long Rusev lasted again Randy Orton! Keep in mind, this show, including the pre-show, was SIX HOURS LONG! If they were going to pull this stunt! they should have put this no title match on the preshow and give us one of the title matches in it's place! BUT NO!
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SO WHAT DID FOLLOW UP THIS 10 SECOND BRAINFART WITH? A PLUG FOR KFC WITH WRESTLERS DRESSED AS THE COLONEL. (EVEN BECKY LYNCH HAD A BEARD!) Enzo was in that ad too...yeah don't remind us that Enzo once implied he was going to fuck a bucket of chicken!)
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THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
Anyway...back to stuff that matters! Namely The Second women's belt changing hands in a pretty good match! Of all the matches wwe beat to death, you could do worse than Sasha vs Alexa!

The Demon King Rises! with the help of who i assume is Becky Lynch singing In his hands! Balor who was all over bray wyatt like a rash! picked up the victory!

Cesaro has now become a Memetic Badass! Ok, scratch that, MORE OF A MEMETIC BADASS! That will stop people from throwing beachballs in matches some fans deem boring! Despite Cesaro going into business for himself, and no doubt backstage action may be dealt with, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are the new tag champions, because of course you put the belt on 2 guys that where beating the shit out of each other 6 days ago and have your most over team on the preshow!

NEXT WAS THE SHANE MACMAHON UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!
Seriously, Shane turned the entire match about screwing over both wrestlers to feed his ego. Styles won!

Finally 2 big fuck yous! 1st Jinder beat Nakamura after a distraction by Sumil Singh, and Brock Lesner retained the Jam belt, so he can probably drop the belt tonight to deal with his injuries, rather than get pinned outright because BROCKY IS A BIG BITCH!

Well that's it! Unless the rumour of a second superstar shake-up happens tonight, The only news you'll hear from me will be tomorrow's winter Schedule. Because of The amped Anthology (AKA 2 YEAR OLD MATCHES! PART 2 OF 4!) and of Family Commitments, I will return with wrestling  In November for Bound for Glory results!
 

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Summerslam 2017 predictions

It's the biggest party of the summer, just don't tell anyone from $KY SPORT$ WHO ARE CURRENTLY CHOKING HARD ON CONNIE MAC'S DICK TO MAKE US PAY 25 FUCKING EURO FOR A SHOW ONLY REPEATED FOR 2 DAYS!

But despite sky not giving a shit to the people who actually made Rupert Murdoch Rich, Summerslam is set to be a 4 hour, 12 match card on Sunday night in it's 3rd outing in Brooklyn!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE!)

BESTEST BELT IN UNIVERSE! 
BROCK LESNER (C) VS BRAUN STROWMAN VS SAMOA JOE VS BLOWMAN LAMES!
 AH MUSHA!*
BABY BROCK HAS THWON HIS TOYS OUT OF HIS PWAM!
"WAH! TURNING UP TO RAW TAPINGS FOR HALF PAY IS TOO HARD! WAH!"
MONEY ON: Brock is losing the belt! And it's sad to say Reigns will probably this cleanly, though what a clean win from a guy who thought carjacking his boss to beat him up was a good thing, is anyone's guess!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
JIN AND JUICE MAHAL (C) VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Well Vince, you put the major belt on your Indian guy, long before Gobshite force televised their Indian guy winning the Minor title! And that's it! The Jinder Experiment is done! and it Failed!
MONEY ON:Nakamura

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
ALEXA BLISS (C) VS SASHA BANKS
To all your "fans" celebrating Bayley's broken arm and attacking Izzy online!....
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As for all the same old shit matches, you could do worse than Alexa vs sasha
MONEY ON: SASHA

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
NAOMI (C) VS NATAYLA
I Will have nothing but respect for the Hart family forever, but Nattie is not winning on Sunday!
MONEY ON: Carmella to cash in!

US CHAMPIONSHIP
THE FACE OF AMERICA VS THE FACE THAT RUNS THE FACE!
WITH SHANE MACMAHON AS SPECIAL REFEREE!
Given that Owens hung a big old lampshade on Shane's Less than saintly run as a ref, It's clearly Owens will win the match cleanly or force styles to be counted out!
MONEY ON: OWENS

WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BAR VS SETH ROLLINS AND DEAN "TITTYMASTER AMBROSE"
It's being 3 years since men in leather bumped fists to make women scream, and if i wanted to see that, I would have gone on a City break to Prague!
MONEY ON: BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING (DO-DO-DODODODODOOOO!)

WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
THE DOUCHESOS VS THE NEW DAY (C) (BIG E/WOODS)
If there is going to a second Superstar shakeup after Sunday, please use this to replenish the tag division, PLEASE!
MONEY ON: NEW DAY

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
AKIRA TOZAWA (C) VS NEVILLE
so akira won this match on Monday which was signed as a title match on Sunday. No doubt to bury this match in favour of a celebrity guest, OR A FUCKING SONG ABOUT KIDNAPPING!
MONEY ON: TOZAWA RETAINS! ACADEMIC!

RUSEV VS BLANDY BORE-TON
poor Rusev, his tapeworm of a wife took his title shot at Mitb, he jobbed in Propaganda Match, and now he is the Jobber to the stars!
MONEY ON: BORETON

JOHNNY T-SHIRTS VS THE LONE WOOF (HI KIRA!)
BREAKING NEWS!
Corbin has lost the Money in the bank in a failed cash-in last night thanks to Cena!
MONEY ON: CORBIN NEEDS REVENGE ON SUNDAY! EXPECT WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF CENA TO CARRIED OUT IN A SHOEBOX!

BIG SHITE VS BIG FASS-CIST!
(UPON ORDERS OF KURT ANGLE, ENZO AMORE WILL BE PUT IN A SHARK CAGE AND SUSPENDED IN THE AIR!)
oh look Enzo is going be put in a cage like a stripper, so lets hurl abuse at him for a change!
MONEY ON: VINCE MACMAHON TO CREAM HIS ADULT DIAPER WATCHING THIS MATCH!

THE DEMON KING VS "THE EATER OUT OF GIRLS" BRAY WYATT

I GOTTA DO THIS JOKE, I GOTTA!
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"I LOVE CATHY, EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH!"
WELL THAT'S IT!
RESULTS WILL BE UP ON MONDAY MORNING AFTER 10AM! IF A SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP DOES HAPPEN I WILL REPORT ON THAT ON WEDNESDAY. SEE YOU SOON!