Seriously, THIS! Building you pick as the venue for the last show of the year?
look at it! That looks like a shopping centre the Rich People USE to shop in! Oh it's up there with all the legendary venues!
Madison Square Garden,
Wembley Stadium,
Your Grandad's Shed!
That is where we stand!
Alberto El Patron had a run in with Jeremy Borash on the pre-show, basically boiling down to...
AEP"Why haven't anyone called me during my injury? is it because I am a woman beating scumbag?"
JB: "ERRR...YEAH! AND YOU POINT IS...WHAT?"
The ppv started with a 6 man x division match, under "lucha Rules"- 2 men in at any time. can be tagged out and if they leave the ring, 2 others become "legal" and it's one fall to a finish. it seems hard to pick up, but it made for some good storytelling, With Trevor throwing out Petey Williams after hitting Canadian Destroyer in his return to His home stat...PROVINCE Of Ontario (LOL #FOREIGNERPROBLEMS, Hipster Ninja!)
Due to the Problems with Taya's Passport (In a Nutshell, Taya has dual Citizenship and tna is too broke to pay for any red tape they might encounter!) we had A replacement match Tyson Dux vs Ichimori, Unfortunately, Tna released their Version of a Gobshite with a Beachball, A Drunk Laurel Van Ness into the crowd. It just made it look like that tna give no fucks about non-talent, especially non-talent who were gracious enough to drop their own schedules to be here! Ishimori Won, but cameramen were to busy filming Lauren to record the finish!
After the break, we returned to the Monster's Ball already in progress. Looks like Lauren had a reason to be here, and it was to attack Grado for jilting her. Rosemary equalized but it wasn't enough! Grado is to be "deported" in the next set of tapings!
Sami Callahan has debuted has the enforcer for OVERRATED VAPID EVERYTHING in the 5150 street fight! Ove, who have seemingly turned heel, is still the tna tag team champions!
look at it! That looks like a shopping centre the Rich People USE to shop in! Oh it's up there with all the legendary venues!
Madison Square Garden,
Wembley Stadium,
Your Grandad's Shed!
That is where we stand!
Alberto El Patron had a run in with Jeremy Borash on the pre-show, basically boiling down to...
AEP"Why haven't anyone called me during my injury? is it because I am a woman beating scumbag?"
JB: "ERRR...YEAH! AND YOU POINT IS...WHAT?"
The ppv started with a 6 man x division match, under "lucha Rules"- 2 men in at any time. can be tagged out and if they leave the ring, 2 others become "legal" and it's one fall to a finish. it seems hard to pick up, but it made for some good storytelling, With Trevor throwing out Petey Williams after hitting Canadian Destroyer in his return to His home stat...PROVINCE Of Ontario (LOL #FOREIGNERPROBLEMS, Hipster Ninja!)
Due to the Problems with Taya's Passport (In a Nutshell, Taya has dual Citizenship and tna is too broke to pay for any red tape they might encounter!) we had A replacement match Tyson Dux vs Ichimori, Unfortunately, Tna released their Version of a Gobshite with a Beachball, A Drunk Laurel Van Ness into the crowd. It just made it look like that tna give no fucks about non-talent, especially non-talent who were gracious enough to drop their own schedules to be here! Ishimori Won, but cameramen were to busy filming Lauren to record the finish!
After the break, we returned to the Monster's Ball already in progress. Looks like Lauren had a reason to be here, and it was to attack Grado for jilting her. Rosemary equalized but it wasn't enough! Grado is to be "deported" in the next set of tapings!
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| TEAM TNA VS TEAM AAA IN A NUTSHELL |
Dressed in ring gear that was similar to the one she wore this night 10 years ago when she became the 1st Knockout's champion, Gail ended her Career on a high, winning the title 10 years later against Allie and Sienna
After the high, the big downer, 1st, the Dude Bros of American FLOP Team ruined the the cage match, and Alberto tried to the prove he isn't a bitch by beating up men from behind for change, ending the biggest main event of the year...as a no contest!
WELL 2017, THAT IT FOR YOU!
Thank you all for your views this year, But as for now! EnlightenedTowers is on it's Christmas Hiatus til the fourth of January! You can still drop me a line on Twitter @RealEnli, but until I lock that up my only other review this year will be the xmas special over at Bogger Box Office!
SEE YOU ALL IN 2018!
PEACE
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EAMONN
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