If i could sum up 2017 in one word, that word be "adversity".
From an Eleventh hour Wrestlemania, to No credit Ed's Show In A Shed, what could go wrong, did! Mumps, injuries, last minute bookings made 2017 a less than straightforward year.
THE POOCHIE FOR WORST MALE
JINDER MAHAL
PASSION RUNS THROUGH HIS VEINS!
THAT, AND ALL THE STEROIDS!
70-344
The Cryptic number appeared on message boards the day after backlash when Jinder Mahal won the world's title in shocking manner. At that point jinder only Encrued seventy wins as his ten year professional Career. I know wins and loses in the " fake" world of wrestling don't matter, but even in context of any sport, that's pretty pathetic!
THE BELLA AWARD FOR THE WORST FEMALE
LANA
TALE OF THE TAPE...WORM!
Apart from wearing a leotard that caused the sound guys to get distracted and exposing Charlotte's backside to the world, is their anything of MERIT the tapeworm did?
WORST. EPISODE. EVER!
WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR
MATTHEWS/STEINER vs ABYSS/BORASH
NO RULES! NO SENSE! NO SYMPY!
Feuds between non-wrestlers always suck, And trying to save us from having a live match by giving us a terrible prefilmed bullshit, all to teach Josh Matthews not to be a wankpuffin on company time!
MAUD'S FUNERAL (SADDEST MOMENT)
BOBBY HEENAN: RIC FLAIR IS STILL WITH US, BUT WE LOST ANOTHER LEGEND!
In the week that Ric Flair recovered from sickness, wwe still cast soil on a lost family member. One of the greatest managers of the Golden Age, no other manager would ever be as winningest as Heenan. Either as the Brain or as the Weasel. Bobby Heenan will truly be missed.
MY PLANET NEEDS ME! (GOOD RIDDANCE!)
THE JARRETTS: THE KING AND QUEEN DETHRONED BY A FOOL
By now, It shouldn't surprise any of you that TNA is in the financial doghouse again. Amid rumours that Lockdown won't even happen next month, the former head office is Nashville has closed it's doors last night. But it's bad when you can't even book a new women's champion to make her stay!
Now we discarded all the sadness, and stupidity of 2017, let's focus on the good this year. Er...ERM...
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION (FUNNIEST MOMENT)
THE FASHION FILES/ SOUTHPAW REGIONAL WRESTLING: WWE PROVING THEY CAN TICKLE RIBS AS WELL AS BREAK THEM
Enlightened towers is a fictional office building, but if I had a water cooler, we would there talking about wwes comedy shorts.
MOM THE VIGILANTE AWARD (BEST MALE MATCH )
KEVIN OWENS VS CHRIS JERICHO
BEST FRIENDS, BETTER ENEMIES
Months before Chris was slumming it in Japan fighting a FUCKING Janitor who pets cats like a pansy and is friends with 2 overrated spot monkeys! (#FuckTheYoungBucks), Jericho helped Kevin Owens in one of the best matches at Wrestlemania.
MARGE ON THE LAM AWARD FOR BEST FEMALE MATCH GOES TO...NOONE!
Despite the Mae Young Classic the tournament had the non wrestler and Rousey hanger on Shayla Brazsler in its final. The Mitb was marred in controversy. Was 2017 the year women's wrestling regressed? No. Was it the worst year in women's wrestling? In my opinion, yes!
DR MARVIN WAS SICK (RETURN OF THE YEAR) THE HARDYZ: BROKEN GIMMICK, I KNEW YOU'D COME!
It was either backstage rumbling, or wishful thinking, but when the new do, host of mania 33, announced that the 3 way ladder match was now a 4 way ladder match, we all thought the new day were adding themselves to the match.
We were wrong!
Shocking the world, and possibly giving no cred ed Nordhelm a headache, after months of teasing, Broken matt will grace us with his presence
THE DISCO STU FOR DEBUT OF THE YEAR
PETE DUNNE: ENZO'S TRIP TO BLIGHTY COMES TO A BITTER END
Enzo has become the most irritating man on wwe in the space of a year, tarnishing the belt quicker than you can "sky sports, stop cutting the cruiserweight matches off raw", enzo holding the belt from so many talented men. So when Enzo was in England doing a long winded promo what happened next made enzo need a new pair of leopard print pants!
THE MARGE (BEST FEMALE)
ASUKA-SMILING AT YOUR PAIN!
WHEN ASUKA SMILES....
WHAT YOU SEE!
AND WHAT HER OPPONENT SEES!
THE HOMER FOR BEST MALE
BRAUN STROWMAN: THE ACCIDENTAL BABYFACE
In the year that Roman Reigns was once again shoved down our throats, by giving him a marquee at Wrestlemania HE DIDN'T DESERVE! What started as a blowoff feud at the March Ppv no one buys! only put Braun Over! and when the loser of the Ambulance Match rolled into an arena out of an ambulance, the crowd couldn't hide the fact they would rather cheer an actual heel over the actual face!
Well that's my lot for 2017! do you agree? disagree? Let me know in the comments page below on or on my Twitter @RealEnli. Keep Clicking Refresh because soon i will have my schedule for 2018 up very soon!
From an Eleventh hour Wrestlemania, to No credit Ed's Show In A Shed, what could go wrong, did! Mumps, injuries, last minute bookings made 2017 a less than straightforward year.
THE POOCHIE FOR WORST MALE
JINDER MAHAL
PASSION RUNS THROUGH HIS VEINS!
THAT, AND ALL THE STEROIDS!
70-344
The Cryptic number appeared on message boards the day after backlash when Jinder Mahal won the world's title in shocking manner. At that point jinder only Encrued seventy wins as his ten year professional Career. I know wins and loses in the " fake" world of wrestling don't matter, but even in context of any sport, that's pretty pathetic!
THE BELLA AWARD FOR THE WORST FEMALE
LANA
TALE OF THE TAPE...WORM!
Apart from wearing a leotard that caused the sound guys to get distracted and exposing Charlotte's backside to the world, is their anything of MERIT the tapeworm did?
WORST. EPISODE. EVER!
WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR
MATTHEWS/STEINER vs ABYSS/BORASH
NO RULES! NO SENSE! NO SYMPY!
Feuds between non-wrestlers always suck, And trying to save us from having a live match by giving us a terrible prefilmed bullshit, all to teach Josh Matthews not to be a wankpuffin on company time!
MAUD'S FUNERAL (SADDEST MOMENT)
BOBBY HEENAN: RIC FLAIR IS STILL WITH US, BUT WE LOST ANOTHER LEGEND!
In the week that Ric Flair recovered from sickness, wwe still cast soil on a lost family member. One of the greatest managers of the Golden Age, no other manager would ever be as winningest as Heenan. Either as the Brain or as the Weasel. Bobby Heenan will truly be missed.
MY PLANET NEEDS ME! (GOOD RIDDANCE!)
THE JARRETTS: THE KING AND QUEEN DETHRONED BY A FOOL
By now, It shouldn't surprise any of you that TNA is in the financial doghouse again. Amid rumours that Lockdown won't even happen next month, the former head office is Nashville has closed it's doors last night. But it's bad when you can't even book a new women's champion to make her stay!
Now we discarded all the sadness, and stupidity of 2017, let's focus on the good this year. Er...ERM...
MARGE VS VIOLENT TELEVISION (FUNNIEST MOMENT)
THE FASHION FILES/ SOUTHPAW REGIONAL WRESTLING: WWE PROVING THEY CAN TICKLE RIBS AS WELL AS BREAK THEM
Enlightened towers is a fictional office building, but if I had a water cooler, we would there talking about wwes comedy shorts.
MOM THE VIGILANTE AWARD (BEST MALE MATCH )
KEVIN OWENS VS CHRIS JERICHO
BEST FRIENDS, BETTER ENEMIES
Months before Chris was slumming it in Japan fighting a FUCKING Janitor who pets cats like a pansy and is friends with 2 overrated spot monkeys! (#FuckTheYoungBucks), Jericho helped Kevin Owens in one of the best matches at Wrestlemania.
MARGE ON THE LAM AWARD FOR BEST FEMALE MATCH GOES TO...NOONE!
Despite the Mae Young Classic the tournament had the non wrestler and Rousey hanger on Shayla Brazsler in its final. The Mitb was marred in controversy. Was 2017 the year women's wrestling regressed? No. Was it the worst year in women's wrestling? In my opinion, yes!
DR MARVIN WAS SICK (RETURN OF THE YEAR) THE HARDYZ: BROKEN GIMMICK, I KNEW YOU'D COME!
It was either backstage rumbling, or wishful thinking, but when the new do, host of mania 33, announced that the 3 way ladder match was now a 4 way ladder match, we all thought the new day were adding themselves to the match.
We were wrong!
Shocking the world, and possibly giving no cred ed Nordhelm a headache, after months of teasing, Broken matt will grace us with his presence
THE DISCO STU FOR DEBUT OF THE YEAR
PETE DUNNE: ENZO'S TRIP TO BLIGHTY COMES TO A BITTER END
Enzo has become the most irritating man on wwe in the space of a year, tarnishing the belt quicker than you can "sky sports, stop cutting the cruiserweight matches off raw", enzo holding the belt from so many talented men. So when Enzo was in England doing a long winded promo what happened next made enzo need a new pair of leopard print pants!
THE MARGE (BEST FEMALE)
ASUKA-SMILING AT YOUR PAIN!
WHEN ASUKA SMILES....
WHAT YOU SEE!
AND WHAT HER OPPONENT SEES!
THE HOMER FOR BEST MALE
BRAUN STROWMAN: THE ACCIDENTAL BABYFACE
In the year that Roman Reigns was once again shoved down our throats, by giving him a marquee at Wrestlemania HE DIDN'T DESERVE! What started as a blowoff feud at the March Ppv no one buys! only put Braun Over! and when the loser of the Ambulance Match rolled into an arena out of an ambulance, the crowd couldn't hide the fact they would rather cheer an actual heel over the actual face!
Well that's my lot for 2017! do you agree? disagree? Let me know in the comments page below on or on my Twitter @RealEnli. Keep Clicking Refresh because soon i will have my schedule for 2018 up very soon!
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