Monday, July 30, 2018

WOS WRESTLING WEEK 1: RE-REAWAKENING!

In Memory of WWE Hall of Famer, Nikolai Volkoff, who died yesterday (29/07/18) 1946-2018

After the Triumphant Pilot 2 Christmas ago, World Of Sport is back on British Television! We had waited 3 decades, 18 months is nothing!

We open with General Manager Stu Bennett (Wade Barrett) with an announcement in the ring. He says the age of clowns and professional idiots is over....only to be interrupted by WOS British champion, Grado!

After a tense handshake, Grado says despite not being in shape, he has being a fighting champion for 537 days! Bennett grins and is happy to hear that because the first match will be a 5-way number 1's contender's Elimination Match and it starts...Next Paragraph!

NUMBER 1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
RAMPAGE BROWN VS GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND! VS SHA SAMUELS VS JUSTIN SYSUM VS CRATER
The match begins on the ramp as Sysum, the lone Face, is jumped. But Crater, the Superheavyweight overwhelms everyone. Maxted pushes Crater to mug for the camera, and gets choked in the ropes for it! Maxted must have left his brain where he left the 5star wrestling tag belt! (and yes that's my one per show!) And Crater gets Dqed for nothing breaking the choke on the count of 5.
CRATER IS DISQUALIFIED!

After Crater pulverises everyone in his wake! The first up are Sha and Justin, and Sha body slams "Superhuman", while Rampage follows up with an Elbow, rampage and Sha Irish whips Sysum but he counters with a double clothesline that makes Rampage falls out to the arena floor, Crossbody on Samuels, followed by a clothesline, rollup gets a second pin
SHA IS ELIMINATED

Flex Maxted is back in, charging Sysum, Danielson Flip on the corner, Sysum and Maxted exchange dropkicks, until Maxted is outside. Suicide dive by Sysum, but his foot gets tangled and all 3 men are out. the ref makes a 10 count and Sysum gets in first but behind him Rampage is dragged by Sha as Sysum's hand is raised!
THE MATCH IS DECLARED A NO CONTEST!
...However GM Bennett declares that the 1st main event of WOSW will be a triple threat match for the British Championship! Sysum and Brown are co-contenders!

Will Ospreay vs British Bulldog Jr. was a fantastic back and forth match, but it felt like Bulldog got the win for a sense of Nostalgia than anything else!

In the Back, Rachel Stringer revealed the WOS tag belts which will awarded to the winners of the tournament starting next match. she is interrupted by Kip Sabian and Iestyn Rees, who stake a claim to the Belts!

Iestyn Rees and Kip Sabian defeat Joe Hendry and Martin Kirby, after Kirby walks out and turns heel after Hendry accidentally knocked Martin down. Good, 1st week and you are building storylines!

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE WORLD OF SPORT BRITISH CHAMPIONSHIP
JUSTIN SYSUM VS RAMPAGE BROWN W/ SHA SAMUELS AND CJ BANKS VS GRADO (C)

Dropkick by Sysum on Brown, who walks into a Bionic Elbow by Grado. Sysum gets clowned by Grado. But Banks and Samuels attacks Sysum as he runs the ropes. Grado on the apron, he hits the Roll N Slice and takes out everyone. Brown and Grado back in, Shoulder tackle by Brown. Vertical Suplex by Brown, followed by a German gets 2. Flying shoulder tackle by Sysum, Who eats Grado's Wee Boot, Sysum in the Corner, Roll N Slice gets a 2 count, Rampage attacks, R. K. GRAD-O By Grado, his new finisher! Gets 2! Sysum Up, knocks The champ out, "Superhuman" ascends the ropes, 450 Splash onto Grado, Rampage throws Sysum out of the ring before the pin, DDT BY RAMPAGE! AND GRADO'S 2 YEAR REIGN IS OVER!

WINNER AND NEW WORLD OF SPORT BRITISH CHAMPION: RAMPAGE BROWN!

Next week's episode, all the fall out from the title change, plus a 4 way ladder match, the 2nd qualifier for the tag belts and the main event the crowning of the first ever World of Sport Women's champion. That review will be next Tuesday, due to the bank holiday!

UNTIL THEN GRAPPLE FANS, GOOD DAY AND I'LL SEE YOU VERY SOON!

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