Tuesday, August 7, 2018

WORLD OF SPORT WRESTLING WEEK 2: THOSE DAMN CENSORS!

I am behind the 8th ball this week because of the dreaded bank holiday, So this will be brief!

We open with General Manager Stu Bennett gloating over Rampage's title win last week, he gives The Rampage Gang permission to have a Title Celebration...which gets interrupted by Joe Hendry. Hendry Demands that he has a match with the new champion right now and Bennett tells the timekeeper to ring the Bell.

Rampage Brown retains the WOSW British Championship due to outside interference by CJ Banks. Woiuld have made more sense if it was Martin Kirby who screwed Hendry, since Kirby screwed Hendry last week!

Next was the 4-way ladder match for a briefcase containing an "Opportunity" for a match next week. And Jesus H Christ, was this match edited to oblivion! ok, It's one during the day, but you can't have a don't try this at home message and cutaway to a reaction shot instead of showing spots! Anyway Gabriel Kidd wins....by not really doing anything! so he gets the opportunity next week, which was revealed in the closing segment!

Nathan Cruz and Adam "GOBSHITE FROM LOVE ISLAND!" Maxted defeated Doug Williams and H.G. Drake. Drake didn't have a roster reveal on Wos' Twitter account so i didn't talk about him on my roster reveal post a month back so I will now. From the very little I saw Of him in 5star wrestling, i was very impressed. Anyway The Heels won...with the crap wrestler doing the heavy work and the talented wrestler getting a cheap pin? WHAT NEW SPORE OF MADNESS IS THIS?
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So Maxted qualifies for the tag title tournament? I hope the belt makers have replaced the Velcro with Gorilla Tape, that way Maxted won't lose this belt if he becomes champion and yes that my once per show!

Finally History was made with the crowning of the new Women's Champion....and that too was Edited to Oblivion, even with Kay Lee Ray,  and Bea Priestley wearing less provocative ring gear, there is only so much change you can put without compromising the gimmick and moveset, Bea wore these garters that made it look like she was wearing shorts and Kaylee wore her face gear (trousers instead of shorts, no leathers!) and Viper still wore her leotard and Fishnets and the camera kept cutting away everytime they showed a reverse shot of Viper! Anyway Kaylee Ray is your inaugural women's champion after lifting the 200 plus pound  Viper and hitting a Gory Bomb!

Next week on WOS wrestling, Hendry and Kirby settle their feud, The Opportunity that Gabriel Kidd won is a Stretcher Match against the 400 pounder, Crater. Will he survive?, a new Qualifier for the tag tourney and who will challenge Rampage next for the British Championship?


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